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a bunch of legal stuff no one ever really reads and/or cares about... All rights reserved to Aoyama Gosho.


Kaito's POV

He scratched the back of his head and walked back towards his desk.

"What's his problem?" He muttered with a sigh.

"Don't worry about him." A voice said behind him. He turned, coming face to face with a girl. She smiled at him.

"He's probably just upset because you stole his book." She continued.

"Just because I stole his book?" He wondered aloud. She nodded solemnly.

"Oh…" She exclaimed. "I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Mouri Ran, pleased to meet you."

"Would you mind showing me around a bit?" He asked.

"Not at all!" She said happily and grabbed his arm, pulling him out the classroom door. He stumbled as he tried to keep up with her.

'Man, this girl is strong!' He thought. Mouri chattered away, explaining where everything was, answering the greetings called out to her as she went by.

"You sure know a lot of people." He remarked at one point.

"Actually most of them are Shinichi's fans. They know I'm his friend so they say hello." She clarified.

'So Kudo Shinichi has fans… well it's no surprise he is smart, cool and handso-' He stopped and shook his head.

'Did I really just think that, stupid Kaito. You're going to get caught if you meddle with detectives.'

"Ah, well. I've been meddling all my life why stop now?" He muttered. Mouri looked at him curiously.

"Did you say something?" She asked.

"Just talking to myself." He said and grinned. "I do that quite a lot. Just ignore it."

She shrugged and tugged him further down the hall. Kaito let himself be pulled around.

He commented on the schools structure and the various pictures displayed, critiquing it all with a thief's eyes.

A smile broke across Mouri's face and she waved her arms frantically. He looked around for the source of the smile, quickly spotting Kudo sitting in a corner.

"Shinichi! Come over here!" She shouted. Kaito gingerly rubbed his arm where Mouri had been griping it for the past half-hour.

Kudo moved away from his chair and walked down the corridor towards them.

"Do you need something?" Kudo asked plaintively when he arrived.

'This guy is such a stick-in-the-mud!' He thought. 'It's going to be fun to mess with him.'


AN: Kai-chan's giggles are extremely evil sounding. (Sorry just wanted to say that ! ) Continue… GIGGLES EVILLY :P


By the time the conversation was over Kaito had at least 47 ways to torment his new classmate.

He wondered absently if Mouri would hinder his plans at all but decided that she wasn't a threat.

He smiled a bit and pulled a smoke bomb out of his pocket, intending to cause some chaos.

"What are you going to do with that, Kuroba?" Kudo asked sharply.

He smiled innocently and stuffed the smoke bomb back into his pocket while inconspicuously slipping some dye into Kudo's hair.

"What am I going to do with what?" He asked, looking like a little boy who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Kudo's eyes narrowed dangerously and he swallowed a snicker. It was quite a sight to see, Kudo Shinichi- the Great Detective of the East.

Standing there with newly-dyed neon pink hair, fuming. He heard Mouri trying not to giggle behind him.


AN: Ran's giggles are more pleasant then Kai-chan's they're a little bit like wind chimes. At least that's what I would say if I had to describe them. Continue...


Kudo expressed his confusion but was only met by a typhoon of laughter. Kaito, unable to resist the hilarity any longer handed Kudo a mirror.

"How… When…?" Kudo's mouth continued to move but no sound came out. Kaito set his poker face straight.

"It was right after you asked 'What are you going to do with that?' though I can't fathom what you thought I was doing." He explained calmly.

Kudo's face turned a lovely shade of red and Kaito was then chased down several flights of stairs.

Overall Kaito thought that he had made a pretty good first impression.


AN: I wrote this during Social Studies so I was extremely bored. That is why I have the random Autnor's Notes in the middle.

The reason why I don't have [Shin-chan's giggles section] is because he doesn't giggle. He's too un-pennyish.

(Penny is my randomly epic friend. She giggles and meows a lot. She also likes to have her head rubbed.)

By the way the reson why it took longer to update this time is because I'm entering a writing contest and I was working on my entry ^_^

I should show it to you guys :O Here it is:

He let a smile slip past his perfectly crafted facade. Everyone stopped and stared, dreading what would follow that smile, because his was the kind of smile that dragged chaos behind it, covering everything in a blanket of darkness. The smile implied that he knew all your darkest secrets and would not hesitate to use them for contemptible means. That smile unleashed chaos and wrecked havoc, horrifying all that had the misfortune to see it.

But the one thing that people said scared them the most about when he smiled, was that it was nearly impossible to tell what kind of smile it was.
A grin of good humor or a smirk of confidence? No one could tell. He had built a fortress of solitude around himself, and the walls weren't going to come down easily. But maybe... just maybe with a few good friends and a smattering of luck the walls could be brought down.

And then his smiles would bring joy to the world instead of terror.

I started out writing about KID's smile from the police's point of view. Then I got to the whole "Solitude" thing.

I think Kai-chan really does have a fortress or solitude but it can't be brought down by friends or luck.

That and the idiot Nakamori would never notice it! Anyways do you like it? :)