Here it is! The Final Frontier! Haha, I'll be here all week folks.
Thank god I'm better at writing than jokes...
Bellamy and Echo walked over to the car, Bellamy's arm around her shoulders. Quint aimed at him, Echo shaking her head.
"Its all good, Quint." She assured.
Gustus murmured something, Quint setting down his gun slowly.
"So uh…what do you all do?" Jasper asked, trying to make conversation.
"Indra is a politician." Gustus said. "Echo is a singer, and she's very good." He grinned when she punched his shoulder with an eye roll. "I used to serve in the army, but I was able to leave two years ago. Now I have a tattoo shop. Oh, and Quint just left jail."
Jasper and Monty paled at that. "What?"
"I was accused of manslaughter." Quint drawled out, smirking at their reactions. "Of course, they never had any evidence…so I was only in jail for a year before being able to leave."
"Um…I'm glad that you were found innocent." Bellamy said.
"No one said I was found innocent." Quint shrugged with a sinister smile. "They just never found enough evidence."
Indra and Gustus smirked when the three guys looked away fearfully. Murphy nodded in appreciation.
"Thats cool." Murphy said. "Who'd you kill?"
"We made enough idle talk." Indra stated.
"We save Octavia for last." Anya instructed. Lexa rolled her eyes.
"I think you forget who's in charge—" Lexa started, Anya covering her mouth.
"I see Raven and Clarke." Anya whispered. "I'm gonna punk Raven. This is what she gets for recording me slipping on ice."
Lexa smirked. "I'll distract Clarke."
The two gripped each others forearms, grinning, before separating.
"I think I heard something this way." Clarke said.
"Well I didn't, so good luck." Raven shrugged.
Clarke scowled. "If we want to win, we should stick together."
"You heard something. So you go. I'll keep watch here." Raven said. Clarke sighed, reluctantly going off to the left where she heard the noise.
Raven looked around, Anya swinging upside down from a branch. "Boo."
Raven screamed, clutching her heart. "Babe! You almost killed me!"
Anya laughed. "I wish I had my camera."
"Are you out?" Raven asked.
"Yep," Anya lied easily. "Got shot in the back. I came to check on my favorite girl."
"Aw." Raven smirked. "With lines like that, you're definitely getting laid later."
Anya snickered. "I hear upside-down kisses are the best kisses there are…" She trailed off.
"Well, you've talked me into it." Raven pressed her lips against Anya's. Anya kept her eyes open as she kissed her.
"I'm sorry." Anya whispered.
"Sorry for—" Raven started, Anya shooting her.
Raven gasped, before glaring. "I take it back, Forest! You are definitely NOT getting laid later!" She yelled as Anya ran off.
"Jus drain jus daun!" Anya yelled back with a smirk. Blood must have blood. "Thats what you get for recording me!"
"Ugh. You bitch." Raven growled.
Lexa and Clarke pointed their guns at each other, staring the other down.
"We don't have to do this." Clarke said.
"We do, Clarke." Lexa frowned. "I don't want to, but I must."
"We can surrender together." Clarke argued. "We don't have to fight."
"Giving up is weakness." Lexa shook her head.
"Surrendering to not fight a useless battle is strength, Lexa." Clarke said.
"My people will be angry." Lexa sighed sadly.
"Your people..?" Clarke raised an eyebrow. Lexa's friends took paintball way too serious… "Never mind that. We can just go out and have friendly lunch, Lexa. Octavia will apologize."
Lexa looked past Clarke, seeing Anya running behind them. Lexa nodded at her, Clarke thinking it was her and not Anya.
"So you agree?" Clarke smiled, dropping her weapon. Anya shot her. Clarke fell dramatically to the ground, staring at Lexa in shock.
"I am sorry, Clarke…" Lexa began.
"Lexa…how could you betray me like this!?" Clarke frowned at her. "I thought you cared!"
"I do care, Clarke. But…Octavia disrespected me. I am sorry." Lexa said again, before walking off with Anya.
"Where'd you guys get the cool animal bone masks and gloves?" Monty asked.
"We go hunting in our free time. Once in a jungle, there was a rabid gorilla. Lexa shot it, Quint skinned it and gave her the fur, and the rest of us made cool designs out of the bones." Gustus said giddily. "It was a very fun day! You should join us in a hunt."
"I like living, thank you." Monty smiled.
"Clarke? Raven?" Octavia called out, walking around aimlessly. "Anybody…?" She sighed, leaning against a tree. Lincoln shouldn't have taken the paint for her. If she had gotten out, she wouldn't be alone in the woods. Completely helpless. Plus, she had no clue who was coming for her. Anya? Lexa? No way were both still in. Raven and Clarke must've been able to get one. Now, which one was the lesser evil? Anya was very scary. Lexa was very scary. Anya had threatened to murder her on countless occasions and kept her voice very monotone, making Octavia wonder if the threats were real. Lexa would sometimes look at her with such a glare that Octavia felt she might turn to stone. However, Lexa was secretly a softie. Anya…was Anya. So Lexa was the lesser evil. Octavia pushed off the tree, beginning to walk again.
"Jus drain jus daun." A voice whispered.
"Don't speak in your demonic language!" Octavia screamed in fear, looking around.
Lexa and Anya jumped down, aiming at her. "Say your sorry." Lexa demanded.
"I—I'm sorry!" Octavia wailed.
"I don't believe her." Anya said, looking at Lexa, who nodded.
Anya shot her, Octavia sighing in relief. "Okay, I'm out. Your team won."
"Run." Lexa said.
"You guys really are crazy, I mean, it was a joke…" Octavia rambled.
"Three." Anya counted down. "Two. One."
"Why're you counting?" Octavia asked, before the two shot at her rapidly. Octavia quickly ran zig-zag to avoid being shot, shouting. "LINCOLN! LINCOLN! BELLAMY! THEY'RE GONNA ACTUALLY KILL ME!"
"Good." Quint grumbled. Bellamy shot him a glare. "Do something." Quint stepped up to him, Bellamy stepping away slightly. "Exactly." Quint smirked.
Octavia ran over to the car, hiding behind Lincoln.
"Lex, An, don't please. Its over." Lincoln said.
Lexa and Anya walked out, high fiving each other. Anya nodded at her, before doing a backflip and landing on her hands. Lexa did a double front flip, jumping up and balancing herself on Anya's feet.
"Do they have to rub salt in the wound by doing a shitty victory dance?" Clarke scowled.
"I'm this close to breaking up with Anya." Raven said, mostly joking. She was still kind of angry Anya teased her with a kiss then shot her.
"Aw come on babe. You can use the strap-on later." Anya laughed, Lexa jumping down and Anya straightening herself up.
"Hm. Fine, you've won me back over." Raven said.
Lexa looked at Clarke with a hopeful smile. "If thats what you want, Clarke—"
"No. You better be happy sleeping on the couch for a week." Clarke grumbled.
Lexa deflated with a sigh. "Whatever makes you happy, sweetheart."
"I think the losers owe us beers." Echo said, hugging Bellamy's arm. Bellamy nodded with a grin.
"I'm happy to buy any pretty lady a drink." He flirted.
"Thats enough." Indra said. "We leave. Now."
"Aw, Indra, we can—"
"Now."
"Okay, okay. No free alcohol then."
"Shof op, Gustus. Lincoln, you ride with the losers."
"What! This is my car!" Lincoln protested.
"Traitor." Indra said simply.
At the bar, Bellamy was really hitting it off well with Echo.
The "sky people" squad, as Quint called them distastefully, found out Gustus was a huge softie just like Lincoln and Lexa, and that he was a real good fatherish figure.
Also, Quint enjoyed scaring the shit out of Jasper and Monty. Murphy liked that guy.
It was tough, but Anya had to submit to Raven all through the night. Raven was impressed with her ability to do so, but Anya promised her that Raven would pay for it. (Raven was secretly excited to pay for it).
And Lexa got super lucky with Clarke that night, wink wink.
And by that, I mean Clarke made Lexa write a two page essay on why Lexa should never betray Clarke again and how sorry she was.
Everything was perfect in their imperfections.
"I liked that paintball game." Bellamy said, the next time the crew hung out. "Maybe we should do it again sometime—"
"NO!" The rest yelled at him. Bellamy pouted. Lincoln pat his shoulder in understanding.
Annnnd that's it! I really like this AU, where everyones fine and happy...unlike the show...so yeah! If you want me to do more prompts, please PM me. I'll only write for my OTPs, so don't send any bellarke or octaven ones. (: But I am happy to write anything, so please don't be shy.