I do not own SOUL CALIBUR or any other reference
Hi!! DoubleSoul here I took my friend's account since she had given up on fan fiction but she wants me to continue the story.
Note (any girl can now be in the harem with no restriction bwahaha!)
Also Lizardman is my partner in the story isn't that right Lizardman
……………….Hiss
Meanwhile our main hero is in peril,
Siegfried starts to cry."O god please, it was an accident!!!"
Ivy smiled while grabbing her whips. "No can do Siegfried, you peek at us, so as a punishment I'll be your dominatrix for today!"
"Anything but that, please I'm sorry, sorry!!!"
"C'mon Ivy Siegfried probably went to the wrong area" Taki pleaded,
"I bet he was just curios." reply Sophitia
"Isn't Rothion here?" ask Talim
"Kratos kick his ass because he was wearing his Helios costume, I swear he won't recover for a week!!"
"Dare I might ask why he is wearing his Helios costume?"
"We like to role-play simple as that."
Talim starts to hide in Taki back due to being creep out.
Maxi starts to scowl. "Why would anyone refuse S and M with Ivy, I mean heck I be her slave for life if I had a chance." At that comment Kilik and Yunsung went wide eyed.
"Have you notice Maxi get creepier there more I get to know him?" Yunsung ask.
"You have no idea." Kilik start to look down depresses since Maxi like to talk about his secret fetishes to him.
"Please those idiots threw me in here, I never meant to peek I swear!!!" Siegfried starts to move back slowy trying to see if he could escape,
Yunsung started screaming from the other side if the wooden barrier of the hotspring "No he just curios."
"Really Siegfried, I never know you'll be that kind of man," Ivy cracks her whip "Let's get started then."
"Cmon Ivy just let him go." Taki then to proceed to block Ivy way,
"You seem pretty defensive in him, I wonder dear? don't like to share?"
Taki starts to blush and cover her hands to her face, " I..I... never meant like that!!!"
"Aww she so cute when she does that," the rest start to stare at Sophitia except Siegfried who is still sweating for the dangers that will befall him.
(Insert power ranger music courtesy of Lizardman)
"KAW-KAW" a huge birdlike man figure swoop down and proceed to grab Siegfried into safety.
"WTF" scream everyone, except Cassandra who tried to cover Talim's ear.
"What the hell!!! Am I flying and who the hell are you!" scream Siegfried.
"In due time my grandson in due time." The mystery figure proceeds to bring Siegfried to safety from Ivy's kinkiness.
(Scene change)
"Amy are you sure you know how to get to Wolfkrone." Ask the French or Spanish (Lizardman holding a sign saying "don't forget British or maybe Italian! ", "seriously what country does he belong to I mean"…….. Lizardman put the writer to sleep with a blowdart) swordsman.
"Father I told you again and again that I know the way nya." Amy with her cute cat emo goth look proceed to check the map. "I wonder if it is the other way were we killed those bandit nya."
(Raphael thoughts)
" O my god! She sooo cute, as a vampiric father I'll protect her chastity until I found a suitable man for her!!"
"Father your giving me that O my god she's so cute look again, you know how I hate when you do that and also stop sucking blood from others, you're not a vampire!!"
"Amy, Amy, Amy, I just proud of being your vampiric creepy father who sucks the blood and soul of men."
"and stop reading Twilight aloud, you know I am not interested in team Edward or Jacob"
"Surely you like Edward right, I mean he's really dreamy and that abs wishs I had that kind."
"Father you're starting to creep me out again."
"Anyway why do you want to go to Wolfkrone?."
"I heard from that psychopath Tira that there are strong souls there and cough! cough! siegcough! fricough!"
"What?"
"Nothing father."
(Raphael thoughts)
"This is weird, why is she behaving erratically the more we get closer to Wolfkrone? Well she is growing up and she had been complaining….. Oh my god! It might be that…. No no no I have no knowledge in this, I need a women's advice for this kind of situation." (10 whips if you can get it)
(Back to the creepy owl man)
"Stop screaming boy!!!"
"No!!! Please your probably a crazy cosplaying fan who been hired to kidnap me!!!" Siegfried cower in the corner as the "owl man" approach him.
"No you fool I am here to help you in your "problem"."
"So you're not here to kidnap me and convert me to like yaoi."
"Who would do something horrible like that?"
Talim sneezes (yes my fellow readers in all her cute and innocent persona, Talim is a diehard yaoi fan.)
(Lizardman holds Flashback sign)
"Where the hell am I" Siegfried was shock that he was tied up in the chair in a dark room with a magical mirror in front. (and no they don't have TIVO)
"Hello Siegfried."
"Talim! What is going on here? You're not here to kill me right?"
"No I just here to covert you to the forbidden."
"Forbidden?"
"Just watch."
"Two sticks in a cup? What kind of viral video is this."
"Keep watching." Talim starts to have an evil smile.
"Well they really friendly with each other maybe their best frie….. what the hell….. what the hell…… WTF oh my god that's disgusting!!!!!"
"I know right but it's turning me on."
"What kind of sick twisted mind are you… Did he just do that with that coffe maker!!!"
"He just did."
(Vomiting) "Talim please let me go, even if I close my eyes the image burn's in my memory please!!!"
"Not until you say you like yaoi!!"
"Never!!!"
"Say it!!" Talim holds a recorder
"You can't make me!!!"
"Then we'll be here for the next 15 minutes then."
"NOOOOOO!!!!"
(Lizardman hiss Present)
"Another trauma huh."
"This is a nightmare, this is a nightmare, nightmare." Siegfried in fetal position reciting his mantra ("I feel bad for him" hiss lizardman)
"What a sec." Siegfried returns to his senses "Who are you?"
"Kid my name is Olcadan I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great."
(Lizardman holding a sign says 30 minutes)
"Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great."
(again lizardman holding a sign says 2 hour)
"great, great, great great, great, great,."
(Lizardman died and a new lizardman replace him)
(Take of his owl helmet) "Grandpa Olcadan." (strikes a superhero pose)
"Grandpa Olcadan, how the hell you get to live this long?"
(Drum sound) "Viagra!"
(Silent)
"Okay awkward, why did you help me?"
"To protect your virginity my boy until you found your true love."
"Lame, wait…… why do you have to protect my virginity?"
"Siegfried our families where a generation curse to become manwhores, were such manwhores that women hunts us down and rape us until we are dead, as the elders in our clan, I (with power of immortality due the author's power) vow to protect my descendant to that kind of fate, or any Japanese guys who out of nowhere gains a harem throughout their school even though at the end he pick the short blonde hair girl, instead of the long haired glasses wearing beauty, shit man I was pissed when I read the ending, I mean the black haired girls was destined for him but that asshole pick that blonde bitch arrgggg I was so infuriated that I stop reading manga for a week!!!"
"Umm okay I don't get the manga reference ("It's Ichi………cent" Talim shot by lizardman with a sleeping blow dart) but I don't need your protection."
"Are you sure boy, have you seen how those lady friends of yours were watching in the shower while being a bishonen."
"I not a bishonen gramps, wait they been secretly watching me bathe and how did you find out about that!"
"I… have my ways but enough about that, shut up take this grey-reaver boxer."
"I'll hate to ask but what are they for."
"When your manwhore scent is at its peak this boxer will neutralize it, preventing you on getting raped by women in a 1 mile radius."
"Okay but I have more questions….what? Where he go?"
(Insert power ranger song)
"Olcadan go!!!!! Ka-Kaw!!"
Chapter end
Review or Talim will force you to watch yaoi (except if your into that in that case Cassandra has a yuri collection)
"For the last time I am not a lesbian!!!"
"Say that to Angol-Fear."
"No don't tell her I am in here!!"
"Cassandra!!!" Angol-Fear appear in the stage
"eeeeeppppp"