Two updates? One day? Say what!? You heard me! I was so into my own thought that I not only wrote 1 chapter, but two! The category for this story might change by the way. MIGHT. Thank me later...this chapter is more funny then suspenseful. Have fun! R&R

-Kassy K

Chapter 3: Rated PPG "Parental Parental Guidance"

/At Home…/

Kagome stood at the counter top staring out of the window in front of her. She held the knife in her clawed hand and kept her silver eyes glued to the view in front of her. Watching and thinking at the same time. She sent the knife down on the tip of a rose stem when it caught her delicate finger. With Inuyasha's reflexes, she dropped the knife on the cutting board and cursed. About to suck the pain out, gentle hands took her injured finger.

"Kagome, what have I told you about cutting and thinking at the same time?" The young woman turned to see her husband right besides her.

"Inuyasha? When did you-? Where did you-?"

"Stop talking before you butcher your hand this time…" He teased. Kagome rolled her eyes playfully. He winked at her as he sucked off the blood himself. The female hanyou giggled.

"Inuyasha…you're such a tease." His ears perked up.

"What! Am not!"

"Too."

"Not." His lips neared hers and her lids fluttered close.

"Too."

"Not." His words were turned to a moan by the ginger kiss that his mate had gave him. The two kissed passionately until there was a noise. With alert they pulled away from one another and made their way to the doorway of the kitchen. Whispering followed down the hall and into the foyer.

"Shhhhh! Kotsu! Stay quiet or else they'll hear us!"

"But some thing bit me!"

"I told you not to try to wash off his scent in that bug infested pond."

"Why is it so dark?? I can't see that well in the dark yet…"

"Shhhhh!"

The older half demons made their way silently to the noise and commotion going on by the front door. They made their way ninja style near the staircase before Inuyasha flicked on the lights.

"Well, well, well…look what we have here…" Inuyasha smirked. Two sets of silver and gold eyes stared back at one another. Tamae and Kotsu stood with their hands behind their backs smiling nervously. Kagome raised an eyebrow.

"What did you two do?" The male twin gave his sister a 'follow my lead' glance before they both pounced on their parents.

"Oh mommy and daddy we're so glad to see you guys!" They kissed the confused adults cheeks before flying upstairs and hollering back. "Wellsorrythatwecantstaybutwegottoomuchhomework! Bye!"

"Wait a minute! Get back here you two!" An annoyed father called. The twins stopped midway up the stairs and snapped.

"Fiddlefries!" They sheepishly took their time going down the stairs as they were eyed with suspicion.

"Explanation under 3 minutes….go." Tamae and Kotsu took a breath at their fathers command and both started.

"ITALLLSTARTEDWHILEWWEWEREWALKINGHOMEANDWESAWTHESEBOYSANDTHEYWEREABOUTOCALLUSNAMESANDTHENTHEREWASAFIGHTANDWETRANFORMEDANDALMOSTBEATTHECRAPOUTOFTHISKID…" The children panted. Their mother panicked.

"A FIGHT!" They flinched expecting yelling only to be crushed off the ground in a 'Frankdracula' hug. "Oh my poor babies!" They were pressed, smushed and smashed together like clay as their mother worried. Let me re-phrase that, over worried.

"Mom. Mom! MOM! You're squishing us!" Inuyasha shock his head in frustration.

"Kagome! You strangling the pups!" His mate cracked an eyelid and carried on with her hug.

"Am not…"

"Yes! You are!" He took them out of her arms.

"Christ Inuyasha! Lighten up! They could have been killed out there!"

"WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS! THEY'RE HALF DEMONS! NOT WEAK HUMANS!" Kagome snatched back their kids. Meanwhile, they were getting dizzy between the air loss and back-and-forth movement. Yet they were dropped from her hold and to the ground over her offendedness.

"WHAT! I have you know that I WAS a human!"

"And!"

"YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN YOU IDIOT!"

"WELL NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME BACK!"

"WELL EXCUUUUUSSSEEE ME! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FLIRTED ALL THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL!"

"YOU FLIRTED TOO! And you know what!" His voice was lower. The twins rolled their eyes.

"What!"

"You still find me hot!" Kagome gasped.

"I cannot believe you! I ought to S-I-T you for that!"

"Why? Don't deny that you do. And you can't sit me cause the kids would get sit too" He crossed his arms triumphantly at her defeat.

"(Grrr) INU-YAAAA-SHAAAA!!" Tamae slapped her forehead. She made herself into a barrier between her parents before stopping and grabbing their attention.

"UM HELLO!"

"WHAT!" They both snapped. Kotsu threw up his hands expecting their punishment.

"We just got into a fight with some kids! Punishment please!" Inuyasha shrugged looking up at the ceiling for a few seconds like if the answer lay there.

"Um…I don't know! Go to your room or something." Kagome turned to him again.

"Don't send those pups to their room! It wasn't their fault!" Inuyasha pushed his bangs upward with his hand.

"MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY! DO YOU APPROVE OF THEM FIGHTING OR NOT!" Kagome didn't respond back from her usual yelling. She tried looking for an answer in her head.

"Well….ummm…"

"See! You can really be damn confusing some times!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Ah-hah!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Ah-hah!" Kotsu and Tamae exchanged glances as the bickering went from 'Nu uh's and Ah-hah's" to the Sanyosho specialty of "Not and Too's". Hey, we can't blame them. Being half demons, they never aged. Also, they always would keep the mind frame of the highest maturity level that wasn't considered "old" for their bodies. Unfortunately, that maturity level didn't really go up as high during arguments. That wasn't bad, since they shared their blood one day with the Nazama family (Miroku Sango and twins). Yes. Wanting their closest friends youth in tact, they used the simple procedure of sharing their healthy blood with them. (But not enough to make a transformation.) I won't stride to far from the technical stuff. Let's get back to the family.

The twins made their way to Kotsu's and Blue's room. Their parents would come back to the matured adults in approximate 7 minutes. On their way up the hallway they heard a loud thump.

Hmmm...interesting...hope there was a giggle or two. If not, don't be mad at me! I'll try harder. Tell me what you do like though.Tell me what you don't. R&R