Chapter 2: Ohmigod

Author's Note: This chapter is dedicated to my panda who won the 'Guess That Song' contest on my Hetalia story.

As characters are introduced, I'll add them to the character list.

Disclaimer: Ryanabeth H. Deveroux does not own Harry Potter, but she wishes she does

Last Time On YOLO:

"Yue," Ryan said slowly. The younger girl looked up from her pizza. "Go and see if you can find some rope," she said. Yue looked as though she was going to argue, but the look on Ryan's face made her think otherwise. She raced back downstairs to find it.

"What are you going to do?" Drake asked. All of them had gone to the back door and stared at the people on the porch.

"I'm going to do the most logical thing I can," Ryan said. "Tie them up,"

Ryan stared out the glass door as one of the people started to wake up. Uh oh, she though, watching the blond boy try desperately to get up.

"What are we going to do?" Violet whispered, freaking out. Rose held a hand on her shoulder and told her softly to breath. As Violet was calming down, the boy was standing straight up, staring back at them. He tilted his head sideways as he glanced around their faces. His blue eyes seemed to stop on Ryan's brown ones and she blushed furiously, acutely aware that she was only wearing a tight tank top and a pair of boxers for pajamas. He looked as though he could see everything that she was trying to hide and it was unnerving.

A few things happened then, and looking back on it, Ryan could have totally prevented it from happening. The first was Yue coming back with the rope. She ran back into the kitchen yelling "I have the rope", which set off the blond boy. He stumbled backwards, tripping over a redheaded boy that was behind him and slid head first down the stairs.

"Oh shit," the group chorused together, wincing as his head made a sickening crack when he hit the ground.

"That's going to bruise," Aloisa muttered. Ryan opened the door and stepped outside, careful not to step on the ravenette's head that was closest to the door. She raced down the steps to get to the blond boy, who's eyes were still open.

"Who are you?" she asked him. There was a hint on amusement in his eyes as they closed once more. "Someone help me with him!" she yelled, trying to get him off of the ground.

"Don't just stand there," Violet said, following her outside. "Ryan's got the right idea, let's get them inside," an hour of bumping around, going up and down the stairs, and lifting heavy bodies later, three of their 'guests' were tied up in Ryan's basement. The blond tat had fell was being tended to by Ryan herself. She had wrapped gauze around his head as his fall caused him to bleed. Ryan said it didn't look too bad, but you couldn't really tell with head injuries.

"So.. what are we going to do with them?" Rose asked. She had found glasses on the porch and was putting them back on the ravenette boy when her hand pushed aside his hair. "Ohmigod," she breathed. The group gathered around him to see what she was freaking out about. On his forehead was a lightening bolt scar.

"Maybe they're cosplayers," Yue guessed. She looked at the redhead and her face broke out into a large smile. "He's probably Ron,"

"That makes sense," Albus said, rubbing the nonexistent beard on his chin. "If he's Ron then the brunette is Hermione, and the blonds are Draco and -"

"Luna," the group gave a startled gasp as the blond girl that they hadn't been watching sat up and blinked at them. "I'm Luna," she repeated. "Who are you and why am I tied to a chair?"

"We were going to ask you the same question," Violet said. "Who are you guys and why were you on Ryan's porch?"

"Who's Ryan? And why do you have such strange accents?" Luna countered. Rose and Albus shared a look. These must be top notch cosplayers if they were sticking to their accents. Just as Luna shot them questions, the other four people began to wake.

"Bloody hell," 'Ron' exclaimed. "I feel like I drank too much Firewhiskey... What's going on, Hermione?"

"We seem to be tied up," 'Hermione' said slowly. "Would any of you like to tell us why?" she asked calmly.

"Alright, you guys can get out of character now," Aloisa said, starting to get irritated. "We just want to know why you're here so we can sue the right people."

"What are you talking about?" 'Harry' asked groggily. "The last thing I remember is touching that paper and... What happened to Draco?" he looked over to see Ryan cradling his head in her lap, wiping blood off of his brow. She looked up and had a weird dazed expression on her face, as though what she was doing wasn't what she thought she was doing.

"He fell off of her porch," Drake said, ignoring 'Harry's' former question. "which brings us back to our first question. What are you doing here?"

"We don't know, mate," he replied. He tried to run his hands through his hair to find that he was tied up. "I have no idea what's going on, but he needs to be healed," he gestured with his head to Draco.

"I was going to call the ambulance," Yue said. Her eyes had never left 'Ron's' face and held some sort of recognition. Ron just found it a bit creepy.

"Untie me and I can do it," 'Hermione' said quickly. There was something about these people that made her trust them, even if they had tied her up. "Please, just untie me,"

They all looked at Ryan, as she seemed to be the only one who hadn't spoken. She looked at the blond in her lap and sighed.

"Well I don't want to get arrested for any law that falling off of a porch brakes. Untie her," she looked at the others and her eyes narrowed. "Just her,"

Drake set to work untying the knots. He had been the one to tie them in the first place, ever the boy scout. 'Hermione' stood and looked at her 'captors'.

"I have to warn you," she said gently, pulling a stick out of her pocket. "this may freak you out," Drake and Albus chuckled when she took out the stick.

"You do realize that you're not a wizard, right?" Rose asked. "I don't even understand why you're here, amime con is in two months and Harry Potter World is in Florida,"

Hermione gave her a confused look and shook her head. "I'm sorry, we don't speak American. What did you just say?" Ron asked. Aloisa looked like she wanted to smack him.

"You're not -" she was cut off when light poured out of Hermione's wand. "What the hell?"

"Please stop talking," Hermione said "I need to concentrate," Ron had a smug look on his face while Luna looked indifferent. Harry was still just trying to figure out what was going on.

"Take the gauze off on his head," she ordered. Ryan raised an eyebrow. Was this girl serious? "Do you want him to die?" Ryan shook her head. "Then take the thing off!" she did as she was told.

Ryan and the others winced at the blood on the back of his head. "Tergeo," she said. The blood disappeared. She motioned for Ryan to lift his head up and she did. She put her wand on the back of his head and ran it along the gash there. "Episkey," there was a cracking noise of Draco's skull healing. "Vulner Sanentur," the gash was now repaired.

The seven friends stared at each other in shock. They were either being Punk'd or they had managed to tie up wizards. Wizards were real.. and they were staring at their heroes.

"Oh my god" they said together.

"Will you untie us all now?" Luna asked. Drake just nodded.

Spell Explanations:

Tergo- cleans up the target object ot person, much like scourify

Episkey- Heals/repairs damage that has been inflicted on the target

Vulner Sanentur- heals deep gashes like those made by the curse Sectumsempra (Snape used it to heal Draco in HBP)