Title: Pot Pillow
Prompt: pillow that smells like pot
Wilson was sleeping on the couch. House had thrown a dirty, musty at him to sleep on and Wilson was having a lot of trouble getting to sleep.
No matter how he flipped it, bent it or twisted it, the slighting graying pillow reeked of marijuana.
Wilson had a sneaking suspicion it was his medical marijuana that was tainting this particular pillow. But he felt inclined to ask.
"House! Have you been smoking pot on this pillow?" he yelled.
"No!" House lied. "I…borrowed it…from Kutner."
"Right, I believe that."
House's answer was a snore.
Wilson laid there, staring at the ceiling, unable to sleep due to the interesting aroma of the pillow under him.
About three in the morning he started laughing.
About five he fell asleep.
Seven o'clock rolled in and House nudged him with his foot. "Wake up, Sleeping Beauty."
"No," he mumbled, gripping the pillow to his face.
House yanked it away and Wilson fell off the couch.
"I'm too tired."
"Go anyway."