A/N: This is barely related to the original Naruto plotline at all, so please no flame.

Implied SasuNaru and ItaKisa XD

KakaKabu
Chp.3

"Kabuto, love, how would you feel about going to see a movie?" Kakashi asked, sitting on the arm of
the couch.

I looked up from the book I was reading. "Huh...what movie?"

The lights flashed off suddenly and he shined a flashlight in his face, making his features seem more scary. He raised his eyebrows and said spookily. "Dawn of the Dead."

"No." I said instantly.

His face fell. "Come on!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

Why not?" He whined.

I folded my arms across my chest and looked away. "'Cuz I don't like zombies."

"But you have Dead-soul Jutsu!"

"That's different!" I objected. "I can control them...so they don't eat me!"

He smirked. "I think you're just scared."

"So what if I am?" I pouted.

"I can't believe you forced me into this..." I said, sliding into my seat.

He shrugged. "It's what I do." He took the seat beside me, smiling.

I ate a piece of popcorn slowly, waiting for the movie to start. He took my hand in his, interlocking our fingers together. I looked up at him and tried to smile. The best I could come up with was a slight grin. He kissed the side of my head. "You'll be fine, love. It's not even scary...these movies are so cheesy that it's not even funny." I nodded and looked up at the screen, waiting for the movie to begin. "Alright then."

"AH!" I yelled and buried my face in my hands. Kakashi looked over at me, his eyes wide. "That really scared you?"

I nodded, not daring to look up. The sound of flesh being torn apart and screams filled my ears. I closed my eyes, shutting them tight and covered my ears. "Happy thoughts, happy thoughts..." I whispered to myself over and over. I felt him tug at my arm but I didn't dare let him win.

He tried pulling harder and finally suceeded. I looked up at him, scared. "Is it over?" I whispered.

He shook his head. "No, love...we're leaving."

"Really?"

"Yes, really." He stood up and I followed him out the theater doors. Neither of us said a word.

"I'm so sorry, Kabuto...I didn't know it'd be that scary..." He tucked a piece of hair behind my ear and kissed my cheek. I looked over at him and smiled some. "It's okay..." I whispered, closing my eyes at his touch. He turned and laid on his side, propping his head up with his arm.

He gazed down at me and kissed my lips. "I really AM sorry, watashi no saiai no hito..." He said, closing his eyes.

"Kakashi-kun, look at me..." I said and he opened one eye to look at me. "I already said it's okay...I forgive you...you're kind of overreacting to this, love..."

He sighed and shook his head. "Yeah, I know...it's just I can't stand the thought of you being scared...and it's all my fault..."

"Don't beat yourself up over it..." I said, smiling and pulling him on top of me.

I fliched as the rain continued to pelt against my skin and the water brought back a warmer memory...

"How would you feel about taking a vacation and going to the beach with me?" Kakashi asked from the doorway, looking up from what he was reading.

"Uh...the beach? Not really sure..."

He laid his book on the kitchen table and walked over beside me. "Come on it'll be fun..."

"Better not be any zombies this time..." I grumbled.

He laughed and poked my side. "Of course not. Zombies on a beach, seriously?"

I smiled. "Sure, I'll go...anyone else going?"

He scratched his head in thought. "Well, I was thinking of maybe taking Pakkun with us...he does need to walk more...he's getting kind of fat. And maybe you could bring Sasuke as well? I'm sure he'd enjoy it..."

I nodded. "I guess I could talk to Sasuke about it...he might want to join, but I highly doubt it..."

"Well it's worth a try isn't it?" He asked, kissing my neck.

"Sasuke, do you want to join me and Kakashi at the beach...?" I asked, knowing the answer.

He looked up from his training. He wiped his face on his shirt. "Uh, sure...when?"

"Oh, okay, then I understa- wait what?" I asked, looking at him.

"I said okay...I just need to know the time."

"Uh...I don't know, about an hour?"

"Okay." he said and went back to his training.

I started to walk away. "I hope this doesn't turn out too bad..." I whispered to myself.

"What? Did you say something Kabuto?" Sasuke called after me.

I shook my head and continued walking. "Nothing at all, Sasuke. Nothing at all..."

"So he agreed?" Kakashi asked, smiling.

"Yeah, I mean, I was a little shocked myself..." I said, smiling back at him.

He kissed my lips and poked my side. I made a slight yelping noise and he laughed. "Oh, Kabuto, you're so out of it these days..."

"Yeah, I know..." I said, snuggling up to him. He wrapped his arms around me, kissing the top of my head.

"So...shall we get ready then?"

I nodded and we headed toward the bedroom, hand in hand.

"Pakkun get back here with my towel you mutt!" Kakashi yelled, chasing after the dark brown dog.

I laughed, clutching at my stomach, tears rolling down my face.

Kakashi tackled Pakkun to the ground and wrestled his towel away. He looked up at me. "Think that's funny do you?" He smiled and walked over to me, crouching down in front of where I was sitting. He kissed my lips.

Sasuke looked up from trying to get a tan. "Gay."

Kakashi looked over at him. "Well you weren't saying that when you were off fucking Naruto during training, now were you?"

Sasuke fell silent and took a sip of his iced tea. "So what?"

Kakashi ignored him and looked back at me. "How about going swimming, ai?"

I tilted my head to the side. "Hmm, that sounds tempting but how about we eat first."

"But, I-" he was cut off by a low growling sound coming from the his stomach. "Oh, alright...what do we have?"

I laughed and pulled the basket over. I began rummaging through it. "Hmm, we have dongo, ramen, peanutbutter and jelly sandwhiches and soda."

"That's it?" He raised a silver eyebrow at me.

"It's all we had, watashi no ai..."

"Oh okay..." He looked over his shoulder at Sasuke. "Want anything?"

Sasuke pulled his sunglasses down. "I'll tell you what I want. I want you to leave me alone."

Kakashi frowned and threw a sandwhich at him, "Fine, PB and J it is then."

Sasuke looked at the sandwhich in his lap. "I said I didn't wa-" He dodged as a soda can went flying past his ear.

Kakashi snapped his fingers. "Damn..."

I laughed and clutched my stomach again. "Wow you guys...just wow."

"Marco!" Kakashi called out, searching around blindly in the water.

"Polo." I said, tracing my finger on the ocean's surface.

"Marco!' He called again.

"Your mother." Sasuke said from a few feet away.

"Your face." Kakashi retorted.

"Your life." Sasuke dissed.

I felt something pull at my swimtrunks. I looked down and saw a dark figure. "What the-?" I was cut off as it emerged. "K-Kisame, what are you doing here?"

"Kisame?" Kakashi said, running into him and falling back into the water. He opened his eyes. "Whoa."

"Hey..." Kisame said gazing around.

Sasuke took a step forward. "Where's Itachi?"

Kisame pointed towards the beach. "He should be over there..."

Sasuke stomped out of the water and onto the beach over towards Itachi. He lunged at him and

Itachi bent over, laying out the towels. Sasuke wound up flying over Itachi's head and tripped over his own feet, winding up with a mouthful of sand. He spat it out. "Dammit!" he growled.

Itachi looked up at Sasuke and stuck his tongue out. Sasuke growled and sat up, folding his arms across his chest in some sort of tantrum.

Kisame looked back at us. "Anyway...what are you guys doing out here?"

Kakashi draped his arm around my shoulder. "We're just on vacation...and you?"

Kisame sighed. "I'm here for...he doesn't have much time...and he..." Kisame was cut off by Sasuke yelling.

"OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL, ITACHI! I'LL SHOW YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS!"

Itachi looked up from tanning. "Oh yeah? Bite me shrimp."

Sasuke growled and Kisame shook his head. "I swear those two...at this rate Itachi will definantely crack...if he doesn't die fighting Sasuke, hitting his head on a wall would surely do the trick."

I nodded my head in agreement. "Yeah, I'll say..."

"ITACHI!" Sasuke yelled again.

Kisame sighed. "Just great." He rushed out of the water and grabbed Sasuke by his necklace.

"WHAT THE FUCK, KISAME? LET ME AT 'EM! I SWEAR I'LL KILL HIM!"

Itachi was facing the other way and put his fists up in the air. "What'cha want, what'cha want?"

"I'M OVER HERE YOU BLIND PIECE OF ASS! TURN AROUND!"

I shook my head and stared at Kakashi. "I swear..." I smiled.

"Yeah..." He said, kissing my lips.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS SO GAY YOU TWO!"

Kakashi picked up a seashell and threw it at Sasuke. This time, he didn't miss.

A/N: This has to be my favorite chapter. :]