Title:Oh My God

Rating T: Language

Disclaimer:I do not own Charmed or any of its characters. I do however own Spike.

Summary: Chris revelation fic. Takes place around the time of Witch Stock.

Author's note: This chapter skips forward a few months, to after The Courtship of Wyatt's Father.

Previously, on Charmed:

"Something I can't tell you for a few months," Chris said. "So, who wants to go demon hunting?"

The sisters groaned.

"Hey, your the ones who wanted to help save Wyatt," Spike pointed out, "Remember."

Part Three: I Think She Knows

"Piper, where are you going?" Paige asked, as Piper walked toward the kitchen.

"Going to make a bowl of ice cream," Piper said. She went into the kitchen and pulled a tub of ice cream out of the freezer and scooping a large bowl out, before passing it to her sisters to dish themselves out some.

"Now. Where are the bananas?"

"Piper?" Phoebe asked slowly. "You hate bananas."

Piper looked thoughtful for a moment. "Oh yeah. Oh well," she shrugged, grabbing a banana out of the bottom of the fruit basket, cutting it into slices and throwing them in the bowl of ice cream, then heading back into the living room.

"So," Spike asked, "Where is my little runt?"

"Sheila's. I don't know how you can call him a runt. He's three years older than you," Chris pointed out.

"No. Two years. Remember, you were born a year after him, and I was born a year after you. That equals two not three. Besides, I'm almost twenty years older than him in this time."

"So, Chris old are you in this time?" Paige asked.

"I haven't been born yet."

"You know," Piper said thoughtfully, examining her ice cream. "I haven't eaten ice cream and bananas since...Oh, my god!"

"What is it Piper?" Paige asked confused.

"Chris," Piper started. "You said she was worse than her aunt about keeping secrets, and that she's both of your aunts, and your moms were sister? Right?"

"Yeah. I'm not sure where you're going with this though."

"And, your part witch part Whitelighter..." She grabbed the picture off the coffee table, "Oh my god!"

"Anybody know where she's going with this?" Paige asked.

Piper remained silent, staring wide-eyed at Chris. "Oh my god," she mumbled.

Chris didn't notice this.

"Ah...Chris," Spike said, "I think she figured it out."

"What makes you think that?" Chris asked turning to his cousin, who nodded in Pipers direction. "Oh."

"Oh, my god," Piper said again.

"Piper!" Phoebe shouted, "Snap out of it. What is going on?"

"Am I right?" Piper asked Chris, ignoring her sister.

Chris sighed, dropping his head into his hands. He nodded slightly before looking back at her with tears in his eyes.

"Oh my god...And we've all been so horrible to you. Why the hell didn't you tell us?"

"Tell us what?" Paige asked growing agitated at being kept out of the loop.

"What do you see?" Piper asked, handing her the picture.

"A big happy family of sorts, considering not everyone is actually family."

"Look at Chris. Who do you see?"

Paige and Phoebe stared at the picture silently for a moment.

"Oh my god," Phoebe said, realizing.

"What?" Paige asked, completely oblivious.

"When was the last time you saw Piper eating bananas? In her ice cream?"

"Over a year ago I guess."

"And what was going over just over a year ago?" Phoebe said, trying to clue her in.

Paige gave her a blank look.

"Oh, this is going to be a long nine months if she can't figure it out," Piper said.

"Eight months," Chris corrected.

Piper looked at him questioningly.

"I was a month premature."

"Oh my god!" Paige exclaimed, realizing what was going on.

"I'm still blaming you for this," Chris said to Spike.

"What? Don't you feel so much better now."

Chris glared.

"Wait, if your Pipers son, and she is your cousin, then that means that your mine or Paige's daughter," Phoebe said, indicating to Spike. "And seeing as you got the inability to keep secrets from your aunt, I'm gonna say its Paige."

Spike shrugged.

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