CHAPTER THREE: THE EVIL CONSPIRACY

"Oh no man, our submarine is not working!" Irish man said as he submarined under the sea where he was at.

"That is true, it must be out of working, we will have to pull over on the hard shoulder." Man relayed.

"but we are being FOLLOW BY PIRATES!" Irish shockrevealed all over the place. Man looked in the rear view mirror, the pirates waved but still looked mad.

"I will have to get out and get more petrol." Man planned, then he got out of the submarine and swam into Raptrue shop.

"I will have one petrol please" He said at the shop, but nobody was there so they didnt hear him. "And make it quick please because I am being attacked by Pirates right now."

When he was walking home from the shop with his groceries he came across a sight that made him most shocking.

"WHAT IS THIS CRAZY?" He questioned the man who was standing in front. The man was wearing a big old diving suit and had a drill for a head and was bulletproof allover. It was a SUPER BIG DADDY, but it was also friend from the first part and was not dead.

(Authors Note: Friend was not really dead, he had been turned into a big daddy)

"I thought you had died but you really just turned into a big diving! What conspiracy is this?" He went. Friend daddy roared as he presumed his BATTLE STAND and ready for BATTLE.

"I do not want to do this, Friend daddy, but you leave me no choice" Man cried with his tears and picked up a Spartan laser.

(Authors note: Spartan laser was invented in rapture.)

Friend daddy fired his plasma bombs but man did a superflip and landed on his head to fire his laser, which Fried daddy blocked with the megashield. Man fired all of his hadouken but firend daddy drilled into the ground and swam around like a shark until coming up to attack right underneath man, but he flipped gravity, cusing friend to come crashing down.

"It was the goodest fightule" Said friendly daddy with menaces "But I was always the best at laser fighting all the way through high school" They had been friends at high school, and it was true. Friend had been the top of the class at lazer fighting. "Any last words?" He asked and then fell dead from mans exploding heart technique. "How about, 'why are you dead'" laughed man and he got up and walked off into the sunset.

(Authors note: All of this stuff was also invented in rapture)

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4