Shadow: Okay, next chapter up!

Naruto: Didn't you say something about this being a random chapter?

Shadow: Yeah, I just felt like writing something stupid. It's just showing how Arisa kinda fits in.

Naruto: What's it about?

Shadow: Read it and find out…

"Sasuke-kuuun" Sakura exclaimed, dragging out kun, as she slipped her hand into his, "Let's go get something to eat."

"Hn." A few years ago, Sasuke would have shrugged her off, but instead he let himself be dragged along to the ramen place. Dragged because he didn't want to seem completely willing, that would just ruin his reputation.

"Welcome!" Arisa exclaimed as the couple entered and took a seat at the booth.

"Arisa-san, it's nice to see you today." Sakura said, ordering off the menu. Sasuke ordered next.

"Who's your boyfriend?" Arisa asked Sakura.

Sakura blushed, "He's not my b-boyfriend." She said, looking down into the bowl of noodles that was set before her.

Sasuke stopped as he was about to take a bite and looked over at her in surprise, "We're not?"

Sakura blushed and stuttered, rubbing the back of her head, "O-o-o-okay, m-maybe we are."

Arisa smiled smugly and went back to work. When the two finished eating and left Shikamaru and Choji entered. They sat down next to each other and ordered. Arisa smiled at them and as she placed the food down she couldn't help but ask, "So are you two on a date as well? Ino's going to get mad."

"What?!" the two exclaimed. Arisa felt proud of her handy work as they were acting flustered.

"Choji!" a sudden call came as Ino entered the shop, surprised to find him there.

"Uh oh, looks like you've been found out." Arisa grinned as she was shot a death glare from both boys.

Ino sat down next to Choji and stole a noodle from his bowl. Shikamaru left and was then followed shortly by the two who were hand in hand. On their way out they greeted Kiba who had his arm around the waist of a blushing Hinata.

The two sat down and ordered Arisa promptly sat to annoying them as well, "Hinata, Kiba, are you on a date? In public? How shocking!"

"Shut it ramen-head." Kiba growled as Hinata's blush grew. Kiba had started calling her that about two days after the friendly match when Arisa had gotten a bowl of ramen poured on her head by a mischievous Naruto.

"Watch it dog-boy, or I might spit in your soup." Arisa said, sticking her tongue out.

Just then Lee, Tenten, and Neji came in. Tenten sat next to Kiba while Lee sat on the other side of her and Neji next to him. When their food came, Lee fed ramen to an ecstatic Tenten while a disturbed Neji looked on.

"Neji-san," Arisa said 'innocently' (big sarcasm here) "Where is your date?"

She was shocked when Neji looked down at his watch and muttered something that sounded like "Should be here any minute."

Hinata and Kiba left. A couple minutes later a stressed Shino entered, and with a muttered "Sorry", sat down next to Neji. Arisa looked on in horror as Neji possessively cupped Shino's chin and brought their mouths savagely together.

She was going to die from shock as Shino started to moan and Neji licked Shino's lips before pulling back. Glancing over to Lee and Tenten, Arisa found no help when she saw them pulled in a passionate fight of sticking their tongues down the other's throat.

Arisa hurried over to Ichiraku and asked for the rest of the day off. He agreed saying it was a Thursday and they wouldn't be very busy. Arisa rushed out and down the street. She turned a few corners trying to get herself lost. It didn't help when she saw Shikamaru, who she had guessed was single, with his arm around the waist of a blonde girl with the sand symbol on her forehead protector. Aggravatingly she turned another corner only two witness two shinobi men lip locking (little did she know that this was Iruka and Kakashi).

Finally she decided to run out to the training grounds where no one was currently training because of the heat. On her way there she saw about a hundred more couples. When at last she was alone and safe, she let herself breath.

"What the heck was that?" she asked herself. "People here are crazy! It's all about dating with them."

"Arisa, is that you?" a voice called to her from a little ways away. Arisa turned to see Naruto. He was waving at her with a grin on his face. Arisa brightened.

"Naruto! Finally, some one who is single and isn't likely to shove their tongue down someone else's throat!" she ran to him.

"What?" he asked, confused.

"Nothing."

Shadow: Well, what do you think?

Sasuke: Hn.

Shadow (sarcastic): Wow Sasuke, you actually said something.

Sasuke: Whatever, Baka.

Shadow: How about you get back here and say it to my face! (chases after Sasuke who just does a few flips and lands safely out of harms way.

Shikamaru: I can't believe she wrote me with Temari, like that would ever happen.

Neji: Shadow…

Shadow (Stopping from chasing Sasuke and looks at Neji and Shino who have veins popping out and pissed looks on their faces): Uh… hu… yeah….

Shino and Neji: I AM NOT GAY!

Shino: There is no way I would ever get with that dweeb!

Neji: Like I could go for someone like bug-boy!

Shino: Excuse me? Am I not good enough for you, (sarcasm dripping here) oh great and might Neji.

Neji: Hey same goes for you.

Shino (stepping close to Neji): Oh yeah?

Neji (stepping even closer): Yeah!

Shino (grabbing Neji's collar): Fine then.

Neji: Fine!

(The two start to passionately make out, collapsing to the floor, Shino on top)

Naruto: AH! Shadow make them stop! I think you've proven your point.

Shadow (stopping her powers): And that is?

Neji and Shino (bowing to Shadow): You, the writer, control all.

Shadow: And don't you forget it!