Happy new years eve!
Chapter 3: Telling the Parents and hormones
It was the morning of Thanksgiving 1994 and C/M were going to tell their parents about the pregnancy...
Monica sighed, it was about her third month of pregnancy and a tiny bump was already forming.
Being that Monica is such a petite woman, she started to show quickly/rapidly.
"I'm so fat" she cried as she saw her growing belly in the mirror.
"No Mon you are pregnant not fat" Chandler wrapped his arms around her kissing her neck.
"No time for this" Monica pushed him away crying.
Chandler grew a hurt look on his face and she said "I'm so sorry. The pregnancy- my hormones"
"Ssh Mon it's okay I love you so much" he held her close stroking her hair.
"I don't know what I did to deserve you but I'm so glad I did. You're that angel sent from heaven above for me" she recited part of that song by Stevie Wonder.
"I love you Mon. Now you go lay down while me and the gang get the apartment ready for when all four of our parents come" He gave her a long, romantic kiss then as he was leaving her bedroom.
She shouted out "Chandler?"
He stopped in his tracks asking 'Yes", "I love you so much" Monica responded.
When Chandler left her bedroom to see the gang making the food, Ross asked "What's wrong with Monica?"
"The pregnancy is making her so moody and on top of having to tell all of our parents about it today" Chandler started chopping up the carrots.
"What?" Ross asked
"She's afraid your parents are gonna make her get an abortion or cut her off" Chandler explained.
"What no? My parents won't make her" Ross incredulously stated then questioned "Why didn't she tell them at Nana's funeral two weeks ago?"
"She was too afraid to" Chandler grew a look of concern on his face.
"Oh my god, I hope she's okay" Rachel sat down at the table.
A few hours later the Gellers and Mrs. Bing arrived.
"Mom, Dad...Mrs. Bing" Ross greeted his parents but his jaw dropped when he saw Mrs. Bing. He had a crush on her but he also had one on Rachel, love is too confusing.
"Here let me get your coats" Chandler took off his baby's mother's parents coats and his own mother's coats.
"Wow Sir. There is a lot of snow on you" Chandler joked.
"I have dandruff. It's not funny" Jack looked serious at him.
A little while later Judy turned over to Jack and whispered "I think Chandler's stoned again"
Ross pulled Chandler into Rachel's room and said "I think I know why my parents dislike you"
"Oh really? Why" Chandler muttered sarcastically.
"Because one day at college they walked in and smelled marijuana. So I said it was you and also that you jumped down out the window" Ross cleared his throught.
"Dude!" Chandler said furious.
Monica walked in and asked "What happened?"
"Ross told your parents I was the one who smoked pot in college and jumped out of the window" Chandler told his pregnant girlfriend.
"Ross! You told our parents that Chandler smoked pot while you did it. I want you to tell them that it was you" Monica demanded of her brother.
With that they entered the living room and Ross stood near his parents asking " Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?"
They look angrily at him and reply "Yes"
"Well I told you it was Chandler but it was me'" Ross looked at the floor.
"It was you?" Judy asked.
"And Dad the mailman you got fired didn't steal your playboys. Ross did!" Monica shot.
"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!" Ross fired back.
"Ross yelled at his boss!" Monica shouted.
"Oh yeah well Chandler got Monica pregnant!" Ross yelled back.
"Ross used to wear your makeup everyday Mom!" Monica fired.
"I love Sean Penn!" Phoebe screamed.
"Oh my I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle" Rachel gasped looking at the trifle recipe.
"I wanna play video games!" Joey banged his fists on the table.
"Oh my god. That's too much information to get in thirty seconds" Judy groaned in frustration.
Then stood up saying "Joey if you wanna play video games go, Phoebe I'm sorry but I think Sean Penn is married" and Rachel no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle; it did not taste good"
She then turned to Ross saying "Drugs, yelling at your boss and wearing my makeup"
"What happened son?" Jack asked.
"I- I got tricked into all those things" Ross tried saying.
Judy then turned her attention to her pregnant daughter and asked "Is it true Monica?"
"Yes me and Chandler are gonna be parents in six months!" Monica annouced.
"I'm gonna be a grandpa" Jack says.
"I'm too young to be a grandmother" Nora groaned.
(Let's say Charles is there also)
"No you aren't" Charles stated.
"Shut up Charles" Nora flicked off her ex husband.
That evening in Monica's bedroom Chandler climbed in her bed when all of the guests retreated back to their apartments, houses and hotel rooms.
"I love you and Mommy so much. Never doubt that' Chandler tells the baby.
"I love you so much" she responded.
"I love you so much too Love and Baby Bing. You two are my world" he kissed her hand and started to undress her.
Monica recently started to show hints of a baby bump and complains that she's too fat but Chandler and everybody else try to convince her otherwise.
Afterwards, Monica lay in Chandler's arms saying "Make love to me again."
"As you wish" he grinned, sliding his hand up her back and started to make love to her again.
Part of it was taken from the season six episode 'The One Where Ross Got High (Uncut Version)' and a little tiny bit from the season seven episode 'The One With Ross' Library Book.' Happy new year eve guys. Xoxoxo :^)