For the third day of oneshots I shall write some nice GamTav! PBJ, All that good stuff!

(Wow I'm suddenly hit with the realization of how tough it is to write a oneshot everyday) (I'll basically be open to submissions until I say I'm not, remember that they don't have to be Homestuck)

Hope you guys like it!


Tavros looks at his phone, sitting innocently on the side table. He bites his lip, telling himself not to do anything for what seems to be the umpteenth time that day. The sun was shining through the window, directly onto the electronic, taunting him.

He lets out a sigh and reaches for the phone, dialing an ever familiar number and listening to the rings, instantly regretting the decision, but not having enough time to hang up as a click signifies that it had been answered.

"Hey motherfucker! What're you all up and doin at this high time of day?" A voice drawls, drawing a small smile from Tavros.

"O-oh, just uh, starting to put up decorations, Christmas is in a week after all," he looks over at the still unopen box of decorations sitting beside him.

"Aw thats sounds like fun! Do you want some motherfuckin help? Karkats seems to be gettin' annoyed with me," Tavros can hear a yell in the background from the so-called 'annoyed' man.

"Uh sure Gamzee, that'd be nice."

"I'll be over soon, see ya in a few."

Tavros waits till he hears a dial tone before smiling widely, "Yay" he whispers quietly to himself, wheeling over to the window to glance out onto the street. He knew Gamzee would either walk or make someone drive him, since the snow blocking the path limited his option of riding his skateboard over.

He rolls back over to the box of decorations, opening the lid and grimacing at the tangle of lights and ornaments that lay from being neglectfully put away last year. He hesitantly begins to tug the large glob of wires and strings and places them on the ground before looking at the mess of ornaments at the bottom of the box. He had his tree already set up, but it was just weird putting them on the tree alone.

He hears a knock on the door, but before he needs to yell that it's open, he hears Gamzee walk in.

"Hey Tavbro! Where are you?" Gamzee yells but is already walking into the kitchen where Tavros is looking at the seemingly not able to be untangled mess of lights. "Hiya Tav!" Gamzee greets, striding over and giving the other man a hug as greeting.

"H-hi Gamzee," Tavros returns, blushing a bit as he looks down at his hands.

"So what're you doin? Untangling stuff?" Gamzee asks curiously, leaning over to grab at the lights.

Tavros chuckles, "I haven't even gotten started on that actually, uh, I've just put the tree up and that was it," he glances over as Gamzee takes the lights and rolls them around in his hands.

"Well that's no motherfucking fun is it! Guess I'll all up and work on these things then!" Gamzee says boldly, moving into the living room and sitting on the couch. Tavros laughs as he gathers up the box of ornaments and moves into the living room and begins to sort out some of the ornaments, also placing hooks on a majority of them.

After awhile he looks over at Gamzee, who is glaring skeptically at the remaining two strings of lights he has yet to untangle.

"Did you only get two of them?" Tavros asks as he moves to see that Gamzee had indeed untangles two, but not the others.

"These motherfuckers just want to be together Tavbro, I think we should just let them be all up and together, don't you think?" Gamzee grins as he looks at Tavros expectantly.

"Uh sure, if they want to be together then we have no right to pull them apart." He agrees wholeheartedly, taking the two together lights and beckoning Gamzee over to the tree. Tart it at the top, I can't reach it," He says with a small smile, reaching his arm up to show that his hand only came about 3/4's of the height of the tree.

"Course motherfucker!" Gamzee begins winding it around, giving it to Tavros once he could reach it, then looks over at the ornaments. "Man, all these arnaments are just jumbled up aren't they," he comments, pulling out two completely different ones.

"Yeah, I guess they are, uh, I don't like trees that are perfect, with only one type of light or ornament, Christmas trees should have some kind of character," He says hesitantly, moving to plug the two strings of lights into the outlet, then picking out a few ornaments and hanging them on the branches. Gamzee follows his example with a small smile; the two of them end up placing all the ornaments, leaving only the star for the top of the tree.

"And now, for the final act of decoration," Gamzee grins as he puts the star on the top of the tree, taking a few steps back before smiling in appreciation. "Man, this tree is all up and motherfuckin beautiful, like you Tavbro," he says happily, moving to hug Tavros.

"Uh, thanks Gamzee," Tavros replies stutteringly, caught off-guard by that comment. He blushes and Gamzee laughs against his neck as he pulls back.

"Tavbro, will you be my motherfuckin boyfriend," he asks suddenly, causing Tavros to stare at him in shock for a few seconds.

"Oh, uh, yeah, I mean yes Gamzee," Tavros says, shocked. Gamzee grins widely, giving Tavros another hug.

"Awesome Tavbro, you were all I wanted for Christmas anyway."


AN: They are human in this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it!

(It was up before 12 so it's still legit! I'm so fucking determined to do this!)

Disclaimer~ I own nothing in this story besides the plot~