OH MY CHEESEBALLS GUYS! I actually got a review and I'm soo excited! So here's chapter 3! I really hope you guys like it!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto! (YAY! I finally remembered to say that!)

Sakura just got back from her first day of school, and let's just say she wasn't in the mood to frolic through a meadow while singing it's a wonderful world.

'It's official. I'm going to have to kill someone. Maybe I should invite Naruto over.' Sakura cackled evilly while going over the day's events in her head.

FLASHBACK BITCHES! XD

The bell rang for the end of first hour and Sakura quickly rushed out the door hoping to avoid another run in with pretty boy. But alas Kami apparently hates her guts so of course she has to fall on her face going out the door and get trampled by all the students rushing to get out. Trying and failing to get back up she waited painfully for all the kids on acid to get out the door and off of her battered form before she DIED! Finally the last of the kids were out the door and she painfully got up to see none other than the Ino look alike standing there holding back his laughter at her distress.

Sakura gave him her deadliest glare that she reserved only for Naruto. "One word and I will castrate you in your sleep." He paled slightly and backed away. "No need to get all hot and bothered Pinky! I was just gonna check and see if you were okay. I was afraid you weren't going to get back up after big bertha there was done with you." I blushed and grabbed my books walking away. "Whatever."

"Hey wait up Bubblegum! What class do you have next?" Deidara asked running up and grabbing my books from me. I sighed and reluctantly gave him my books. "Science with Orochimaru Sensei? What the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like something you hear when someone throws up."

"Cool I have that next too. And if you think his name is weird just wait until you actually see him. I had nightmares for days afterwards." He shuddered and pretended to gag. Sakura just laughed and kept walking thinking that maybe the cross dresser wasn't that bad. They made their way to the science classroom and the first thought Sakura had when she went in was 'OH MY KAMI it's Michael Jackson hide your young boys!'

She turned to run to the back of the classroom and grabbed Deidara dragging him with her. "You didn't tell me our teacher was Michael Jackson! Now I don't have time to look on eBay for a human sacrifice to appease him! Do you know what happens when he is not appeased? Bad things happen, bad things." He looked at her like she was insane. "Are you on crack?" She smiled sheepishly. "Okay maybe I accidently had a little on the way to school. But that's not the point! The point is-" "Miss Haruno if you would please pay attention and not flirt during my lesson I would really appreciate it." Sakura looked up to see the class snickering at the two of them and the teacher giving her an I'm this close to hurting you really bad smile that made her shiver. She was about to argue that she would never flirt with she-man here when the door burst open and in came the creepy red-head crackpot that looked like he had a little too much acid on the way here and was currently having a nice acid trip killing everyone with a blunt stick. Not that that was a bad thing but with the way he was suddenly looking her up and down she was afraid that he would drag her into the nearest closet and rape her. Eyeliner dude started walking towards Sakura, ignoring the teacher demanding why he was late, and she felt Deidara stiffen next to her. Looking at him she saw him lean towards her and block the red heads sight of her like he was afraid red over there would hurt her. But the red-head just sat down in the corner and took out a notebook and started writing something.

Deidara relaxed slightly, but Sakura could still see him glancing at the boy every now and then. She grabbed his sleeve. "Hey Dei what was with that boy? You seemed kind of tense." He looked over to me and relaxed. "That's Gaara Sabaku. He's somebody you really don't want to mess with. He's put five people in the hospital since he came here, two of them were girls. Let's just say he's got a really bad temper and he's not afraid to hit a girl. I'd stay away from him if I were you." Sakura glanced back at Gaara and frowned. "Okay note to self stay away from red-haired delinquent. I can handle that!" Deidara just shook his head and smiled while turning towards the teacher to take notes.

Deidara said goodbye to Sakura and said he'd see her in Art. Sakura looked at her schedule and groaned.

I really don't want to go to Math! Do you think you could autopilot this one out for me Inner?

No, I have date with a really hot red-headed Inner in a couple of minutes and I'm pretty sure things are going to get heated fast.

Oh Kami my brain! I really didn't need that mental image that you just sent of you banging Gaara's Inner! And I can't believe you would go for a psychopath like that. I thought you said you liked business suits.

They were okay for a while, but you get bored you know? I'm more into the chains and whips now! Oh look at the time! I gotta go tata! Remember to use protection while I'm gone! I don't want to come back and have to deal with mini Gaara's running around okay?

And with that Sakura was left with the incredibly disturbing thoughts of her and a naked Gaara getting it on, courtesy of Inner. Trying to purge her brain she unsteadily made her way to the Math classroom and sat down waiting for Asuma-sensei to start class. Or better yet for someone to come over and put her out of her misery, and sadly enough to say her wish was granted with a hyped up on coffee Naruto.

"HEY SAKURA-CHAN! How has your day been going?"

Oh kami help me. "Naruto stop being so loud or I will get the holy box out!" He narrowed his eyes. "You wouldn't!" Sakura looked at him with that deathly serious look. "I don't know… I still think you're demon spawn… I mean seriously who can eat that much ramen?" He looked at her indignantly. "Ramen is the food of the gods! And only their chosen people can eat it without restraint and not be consumed by its goodness!" Sakura just stared at him. "And that's why you should be locked in the holy box." He was about to argue more when Asuma interrupted him by trying to explain linear equations to kids who'd rather be at home jerking off to Call of Duty than be here.

I'm in hell. Sakura sighed inwardly. So how was your date Inner? Inner squealed. Oh my kami he is perfect! He's good in bed and an expert at cooking! But he's a little sadistic. I mean seriously the little bastard thought it funny to bite my- Don't you DARE finish that sentence!

Fine. But you should seriously talk to that Gaara dude cause if he's anything like his inner demon boy then you should seriously consider letting him tie you to a bed and-

LEAVE! Leave. Just leave Inner I think I have been scarred enough by you today. Inner huffed. Fine but don't say I didn't suggest it. And with that Inner left her to thoughts of a certain red-head and a bed.

For the second time that day Sakura made her way unsteadily to her next class which was Art with Blondie. She entered the classroom and saw Deidara at the back waving her over to a table with that Sasori dude.

Sakura plopped in the seat next to Deidara. "Hey, Dei what's up?" He didn't respond to her and she noticed him messing with something in his lap. She looked over and her eyes widened. "Deidara. Please tell me that is not what I think it is." He looked up and smirked."Well if you think that it's a duck than I can put your mind at rest." Sakura twitched. "Deidara, why the hell are you making a bomb in the back of the Art classroom?" He looked at her funny. "Well I was thinking of blowing something up obviously. I was just trying to figure out how much gun powder to put in." He looked at it for a second then shrugged and poured the whole thing in and sealed it. Sakura banged her face on the desk. This was going to be a long class.

After an hour of trying to convince Deidara blowing up the gym was a bad idea Sakura made her way to the lunchroom where she promised she would meet up with Ino.

She entered the room to find Ino talking animatedly with some guy that looked like his head was a giant pineapple. Walking up to her she flicked Ino on the nose. "What poor soul are you torturing now with your incessant rambling?" Ino smacked her hand away. "This is Shikamaru and he happens to like talking to me. Right Shika?" Sakura looked over towards him and he gave her a look that said 'kill me now and I will forever be your slave.' Sakura sighed and looked back at Ino. "Well I hate to break up your little love fest here but I really need to tell Ino something. That okay with you Shika?"He looked so relieved. "Whatever." And with that Sakura dragged her friend away and into a remote corner of the room to eat lunch and talk about what God awful things that had happened that morning.

Sakura went to Literature after lunch where nothing interesting really happened, unless you can call Naruto mooning the teacher and running out yelling the fuzz will never catch me normal… Currently Sakura is in the locker rooms changing into the P.E. uniform which has a Black shirt and red shorts which does nothing to preserve a girl's modesty. She sighed and walked out into the giant gym. Walking over she sat with Sasuke and Naruto who were currently trying to figure out the best way to murder the science teacher and hide his body in a well. Sakura smacked her head against the bleacher and waited for the teacher to hurry the hell up and start the lesson. She heard a door bang and looked up to see two green… Things… come in and the larger green blob started yelling. "So my young youthful students I will be your teacher and you will do what your youthful teacher says! And that is to go outside and run five hundred laps on the track!" Sakura just stared at him as the smaller green blob and some of the students started getting up to go outside. He's kidding right? She looked around at the other students and saw they all looked dead serious. She hit her head against the bleachers again… and again. Oh Kami please kill me! PLEASE! Sakura sat there for five more minutes repeatedly hitting her head against the wood hoping to knock herself out when she was suddenly being dragged outside by her legs. She looked up and death glared the two boys holding her legs. "Sasuke if you don't let go of me I will put that video of you and a cup on the internet. And Naruto I will burn all your Ramen." They dropped her immediately and backed away. "Please Sakura-chan don't hurt the ramen. Think about the children!" Naruto said while clutching his shirt where his heart is. "No I take that back I will tie you to a chair and make you watch as I burn your ramen." Sakura said walking away towards the door that led to the track field.

Walking out with the two dipshits behind her she stopped to survey the damage. Half of the class was collapsed on the ground seemingly dead while the other half were still running, barely alive, and tripping over their fallen classmates. "Isn't this illegal or something?" Sakura asked eyeing the kid who was crawling towards her mouthing something along the lines of 'kill me please.' "I would hope so. And what the hell is he doing?" Sasuke asked pointing up towards the middle of the field where the two green blobs were hugging. Sakura shuddered watching them and figured out what needed to happen. The green beasts of Konoha must die by her hands! And with that she grabbed a conveniently placed shovel and turned to the two boys next to her. "The time has come for a revolution! You grab the tyrants from the back and I will knock them out with this here blunt weapon!" They stared at her for a couple of seconds and then shrugged making their way towards the middle of the field. When they were all in position Sakura gave them the thumbs up and they moved in catching them by surprise and holding their hands behind their backs. Sakura looked down at them. "Your time of tyranny is over watermelons!" And with that she hit them both in the face with the shovel. "Let us mark this day my fellow brethren, the day we took back our freedom from the evil zucchini!" Sakura then promptly stuck the shovel in the ground and looked around to see all kids already passed out on the ground from exhaustion. "We were too late to save them… Oh well. Here help me hide the bodies in that ditch over there!" The two boys grabbed the two bodies and dragged them to the ditch where they covered them in dirt. "Um… Sakura-chan you don't think you took this a little too far?" Sakura stared at the bodies for a second and shrugged. "Nah. The deserved it. Come on let's go the bell's about to ring and I don't want to be late for Geography!"

Sakura skipped back to the locker rooms and changed. Making her way to the Social Studies classroom Sakura met up with that Hinata chick from first hour. They walked to the classroom and sat down in the middle with a girl named Tenten and Naruto. The teacher walked into the classroom and introduced himself as Iruka. "Okay class your first assignment for the year will be a partner project on Ancient Greece." Everyone groaned. "I will be picking partners of course." Lots of cussing. "Here are the partners. Hotara and Dar…" Sakura droned out her voice until she heard her name being called. "..Sakura and Gaara, Hinata and Naruto. Those will be your partn-" Sakura stood up. "Aww hell no! I am not being partnered with the emo boy in the corner that cuts himself and kicks puppies!" Gaara death glared her. "Not like I would want to be partnered with a skank that has cheaply died pink hair." Sakura twitched and ever so slowly took her books off her desk and set them on the floor before picking the desk up and throwing it at Gaara. "My hair is NATURAL GOD DAMMIT! And just because someone has pink hair doesn't mean they are a skank you conceited asshole! Go and rot in a whole!"

Sakura rambled on and on while throwing anything within her grasps at him, while he just sat there ever so calmly dodging everything she threw at him. Iruka finally broke it up. "Sakura stop throwing things and sit down! He will be your partner whether you like it or not!" Sakura begrudgingly picked her desk up from on the floor by the door and sat down. Iruka continued. "Okay so grab a packet off my desk that will further explain the assignment and meet up with your partner to get arrangements on when to work on your project. Begin!" He sat back down as they students rushed to get a packet and start talking to their partners.

Sakura grabbed the packet and walked over to Gaara. He was sitting in his desk reading some giant ass book. Sakura sat down in the desk next to him and started reading the packet out loud until she noticed he wasn't paying the slightest bit of attention to her. She set the packet down and grabbed the chair next to her. "Little red head mutt. I'll get his attention…" She cackled under her breath evilly before breaking the chair over his head. "Ow! What the fuck is wrong with you, you crazy bitch!" Gaara screamed while rubbing the back of his head. "It's not my fault you weren't listening~ So shut the fuck up and pay attention!" Sakura yelled while picking the paper up. Gaara grumbled. "Fucking bitch." Sakura twitched. "Dickhead."

"Whore."

"Asswipe."

"Slut."

"Cuntlicker!"

"Fuckwad!"

"Cocksucker!"

"Fuck you!"

"Really? When?" Sakura raised her eyes suggestively. Gaara looked at her. "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Sakura started picking at her nails. "I don't know my mom says I breathed in too many fumes as a baby." Standing up Sakura threw the paper at him. "Here you read this I already memorized it." He glared at her and got up to leave as the bell rang.

Here's part one of chapter three! It's slightly longer than the first two. The second part should be up soon… Hopefully! Please Review it makes me happy!

~Sophie