-Disclaimer: InuYasha is the property of Rumiko Takahashi
Because These Scripts Deserved It
Part II
You want me to go WHERE ?
Formerly known as Kagome's voice and Kikyo's kiss
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Kagome: Look, uh…Kikyo…this bondage thing is nice and all, but its just really not my thing. I'm a prude, a total tease. Just ask InuYasha.
Kikyo: Oh shut up you whining goody two shoes. Bitch bitch bitch.
Kagome: InuYasha! Thank kami you've come to rescue me…
InuYasha: KIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was looking for KAGOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but it's nice to see you too, back from the dead. Again.
Kikyo: I came to kill you InuYasha
Kagome: Uh, InuYasha…Yooo Hooo Hello
InuYasha: Kikyoooooooooooooooo, why would you want to kill me?
Kikyo: Well, that yelling Kikyooooooooooo all the time for starters.
Kagome: I'm with that Kikyo, but a good knee to the groin might work too
InuYasha: Kikyoooooooooooooooooo how did you survive that fall?
Kikyo: I'm a chia pet stupid, I had a Kleenex in my pocket and it acted as a parachute
InuYasha: Kikyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ive never stopped thinking about you! Everytime I pick up a playboy and spend a long time in the bathroom…your always on my mind…
Kagome: Ewwww too much information…yoo hoo remember me?
Kikyo: Stalker much? Okay InuYasha, Lets kissy face. (glomp)
Kagome: Uh…InuYasha…the ground in opening up around you and its not quick sand. Look at your feet dog boy...thats like HELL.
Kagome: whistles lovely weather for this time of year
Kagome: Hey, remember me? Cute perky girl from the future? Little on the annoying side but a basically ok chick?
Kagome: Ummm InuYasha…remember that rescuing me thing? Shinidamachu getting a little tight on the wrists n
Kagome: Losing the circulation in my fingers…
InuYasha: Damn Kagomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I know your there, just have patience, Ill get to you on page thirteen.
Kagome: Fine, but just remember its all your fault if you want a hand job and I can't give you one because I have no fingers.
InuYasha: Did someone say Blowjob?
Kagome: HAND Job DOUGHHEAD!
InuYasha: Can't blame a guy for trying….
Kikyo: InuYasha…come with me to hell
InuYasha: Uh…Say what?
Kikyo: Come with me to hell…we can get a nice condo on the lake of fire front.
Kagome: (sing song voice) InuYasha…Haaaannnd Joooooooob.
InuYasha: Oh look! Kagomeeeeeeeeeeeeee's here! Hey, Kagomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh look at the time! Sorry Kikyoooooooooooooooo, can I give you a rain check on that hell thing…I gotta go rescue Kagomeeeeeeeeeeeeee now.
Kikyo: Tell the truth InuYasha…your choosing a hand job over hell aren't you?
InuYasha: Well Kikyooooooo, ya gotta admit…hand job…hell, hand job…hell….not much of a competition there hehehe.
Kagome: I win. Neener neener neener I offered to touch his weener. Giggle
InuYasha frees Kagome
Kikyo: InuYasha…You care more about a hand job than you do about me?
InuYasha: Uh…well DUH I am a guy. Unless you two would be interested in a threesome...
Kikyo: Not on your life dogboy
Kikyo flies away
InuYasha: So, uh, Kagome…about that hand job…
Kagome: KEH! Hentai! SIT BOY! I'm going home.
InuYasha: Kagome !!!!!!!!!! Oh my poor PEEPEE!!!
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