"Deidara!" I groaned and went to stand next to him and face palmed as yet another girl showed up.

The other four yelled, "Bakuhatsu!"

Deidara immediately picked up on that, "explosion yeah?"

I saw the look on her face and I covered my ears for the next part but I could still here it, "DEI-SEMPAI!" I watched as she tackled Deidara in a full on hug. She began kissing his face and I found humor (and blackmail) in this.

"Whoa! Just who are you hmm?" Deidara looked at her and then at me, I sighed.

"It's the result of the jutsu. It brings the person who care's most for you to you. and why did you even do it?"

Ignoring my question, Deidara's eyes went wide. He looked up at the girl, "is that true yeah?"

"HELLS YEAH! I love you Dei-san!" she began to snuggle up to him. "Now let's go blow some shit up!"

Deidara smiled widely, "YEAH UN!" With Tobi forgotten, I hadn't even realized he was doing the jutsu himself.

when I finally did remember I whriled around to see the masked menace with the golden scroll. "Tobi!" it was too late and the girls began to scream again.

"Senso!"

The alleged Senso stood up and brushed herself off, she looked around but froze when she saw Tobi. "Tobi-kun…"

Chaos ensued.

Senso tackled Tobi into a hug, which he returned fully. Bakuhatsu was probably crushing Deidara's lungs but he didn't seem to care. Hidan, Kakuzu, and Itachi walked back in and were attacked by the ones they had summoned. I was surprised Kasai didn't take this moment to do something.

I gave her a sideways glance and I saw her face was beginning to turn red from either anger or embarrassment. Either way, she was trying to refrain from killing her friends.

I leaned over and whispered in her ear, which caused her to jump, "I'll turn around and you can the kick crap out of your friends like last time ok?" She looked at me, and nodded.

I turned around and immediately the yelling began. "THAT'S IT!" there was various crashing noises and I was tempted to turn around, but I didn't. I was saving the surprise.

There were long strings of curse words coming from Ketsueki and I heard that the other Akatsuki members had gone dead silent.

When all movement ceased, I slowly turned around.

I almost wished I hadn't.

Kasai was standing in the middle of the room. Standing idly and playing with her fingers nervously. Tamashi looked like she was standing off in the corner trying to mend a broken hand, Bakuhatsu was rocking back and forth in fear, mumbling to herself. Ketsueki was crying. Shiroi looked traumatized, and Senso, was no where to be found.

"Where were you before?" said Kakuzu, breaking the awkward silence, "it's about time there's some peace around here" with that he promptly turned to leave.

I stared, wide-eyed, at the scene. If she could do this to the real members of the Akatsuki on a daily basis, then she just got a whole new level of respect from me.

I went over to stand next to her. "What did you do to those poor souls?"

She looked at the ground. "what I normally do when I get mad…"

I took her chin and made her look up, I was sick of her always talking to the ground, her face reddened, "damn" was all I said and she looked up at me with those big round eyes.

"Hey un, come on let's go do something yeah?" I looked at Deidara, who looked at Bakuhatsu with modest concern.

Itachi stood there, unsure of whether or not to comfort Tamashi, heal her, or just leave. He ended up choosing the latter of the options. Deidara dragged Bakuhatsu out of the room, leaving the me and the other three girls alone. I decided to take my leave as well.

I hadn't been aware of the fact that Kasai had been fallowing me until I stopped to go into my room and something soft and light ran straight into me. I turned to face her after we entered the room.

"Since Itachi is back way sooner then expected, we're going to have to find the spare rooms Pein sometimes talks about. That'll be for you and the rest of your friends."

She nodded but her gaze was fixed somewhere else. I fallowed her gaze and only found myself looking at the wall. I looked back at her and found myself slightly disturbed.

Her eyes held that emptiness again. Instead of her bright, brown doe eyes, I saw cold, pale dark eyes. I snapped my fingers in front of her.

"Hey! Wake up." she didn't move and I touched her face lightly. This seemed to rouse her from her state as she jumped about a foot into the air and dived to hide underneath the covers of my bed.

Eventually, she peaked out from under them and looked up. "Oh, sorry Kisame-san. I zoned out I think."

I scoffed, "yeah well… don't do it again. It's kind of creepy the way your eyes change like that, and pay attention, I said some important things you may have missed."

"Hai, Kisame-san."

I looked down at her. She looked up, I waited for a moment before I said anything. "you want to get off my bed?"

Instantly she was off, standing in the middle of the room somewhat awkwardly. I couldn't help but let out an amused chuckle. I ruffled her hair and her face turned red.

"Ok go bug your friends or whatever." she nodded and left the room, leaving me to my thoughts.

I sat here, but my thoughts were stopped short as something vibrated the entire base. Confused, I left the room and went outside.

I face palmed.

Deidara and his new friend were outside, on a clay bird, throwing little clay creatures at the ground. "It's beautiful!" I heard Bakuhatsu scream over and over again with Deidara agreeing.

A voice behind me spoke up, "where did all these girls come from. Did someone stop at the whore house again, Kakuzu won't like that."

I shook my head, "Nope. Blame the new jutsu, go talk to Pein about it."

"Very well."

I watched as Zetsu disappeared through the ground and I turned my attention back to the two idiot bombers. I hopped out of the way, just in time too, as a rain of explosions began to make a bee line straight for me.

"You baka!" I heard a shrill scream and I saw Tamashi attempting to pull someone out of a pile of rubble. "I can't get her out! Get down and help me before she suffocates!"

"Oh no! Kasai!" My attention immediately turned towards the pile of rocks. I saw a small sick-like arm jutting out from beneath the wreckage and waving around frantically.

Tamashi was throwing rocks around trying to clear the space. Bakuhatsu was by her side in an instant and helping clear the obstacle.

Deidara was standing on the ground now, unsure if he should help or not. That is, until Tamashi screamed at him to help or else she'll make him wish he only had one mouth instead of four.

She began to scream at me as well, "get over here you damn shark! Get her out of here!" I almost, almost, walked away, but then her dull eyes popped into my memory. I went over and began clearing the rocks.

Another hand found it's way to the surface and she managed to climb out, instantly collapsing the moment she hit solid ground. Her face and clothes were covered in dirt and she wiped her face off saying softly, "I'm… going… "

"What Kasai?" Tamashi look at her friend, eyes wide.

"to…" she took in a shuddering breath, "kill you Bakuhatsu!" Suddenly she looked up, anger evident in her eyes. She tackled Bakuhatsu who began screaming wildly. "Don't go blowing me up you baka! It's not fun to be trapped underneath a pile of dirt and rubble!"

"I'm sorry!" she was screamed while Kasai shook her back and forth.

"You may not be the one with the bombs, but you are the one who suggested blowing shit up!" it was only the second time I had heard her swear and I found that it didn't suit her very well.

I placed a hand on her back, she turned around, fist clenched. When she saw my face she returned to silence in the blink of an eye. If I had met both sides of her on different days, I would think that they were two different people.

She turned back to Bakuhatsu, "and you could've hurt Kisame-san!" she shook her one more time then got off of her. Standing up, Kasai put her two pointer fingers together and stood there silently.

"hey!" Tamashi screamed, she took Kasai's shoulders and began to shake her as well, "don't go all Hinata on us now! Finish what you started!"

"Just because I almost blew up Itachi doesn't mean she'll kill me. I'd have to kill him," she pointed to me, "but first I have to dig my own grave."

Tamashi laughed. I saw Itachi come up from no where, dirt smeared across his face. I flicked a small rock from his hair, "and what almost got you blown up?"

"Hn." was all he said before turning around, I watched Tamashi fallow behind closely.

"'Itachi-san! I can help you clean up! 'Tachi-saaan!" I laughed inwardly.

I looked down at Kasai, "maybe you should clean up too? Take the other shower though, I'm pretty sure Itachi is using the one in the room." She nodded and left.

Sighing, I walked back into the base. I wanted to relax as much as possible before Pein sent me on another mission, or one of the girls decides to do something incredibly stupid that might get us all killed.

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"Kisame." I cracked open an eye. Zetsu was standing above me.

"What." I growled.

"what is the jutsu supposed to do? Is it supposed to-"

I groaned, not another one. Why was Pein not stopping these idiots from using the jutsu? We know what happens, we know what will happen, so stop using it! I interuppted him, "If a female who is either A. crazy, or B. fawning over you, then yes it worked. That's what it does!"

"Zetsu-san?" I heard a voice outside the room. Zetsu disappeared through the floor. The new girl opened the door without even knocking. "Hello- oh it's only the shark." she left and I was offended. Why is it that every single one of these new people only calls me a shark? At least Kasai has the decency to use my name.

Speaking of which where was she?

"KASAI!" my question was answered and I heard a loud noise and I'm guessing that girl just tackled her in a hug or something.

"Hanabira!" I heard Tamashi's voice, "Zetsu must be around then."

"Yes he is! I saw him!"

"So if you guys had sex, would it be like a threesome?" Tamashi stated out of the blue.

There was an awkward moment, "TAMASHI!" there were more crashes. I am genuinely surprised that this base is still standing with these girls around, but it may not be for very long.

I decided to let Kasai handle this but when no loud crashes came fourth I became curious. Not enough to move though, I was too comfortable for once, despite that the noise level was growing.

After the girls seemed to have calmed down, I heard them talking. "So is anyone else here?"

"Shiroi, Ketsueki,"

"Aw crap."

"I know, us three obviously, Senso. She disappeared though so I have no idea what happened to her. Probably screwing with everyone's minds. Baku, and that's it. Suna is the only one left… we need to get Sasori to do the jutsu!"

"What jutsu?" I heard Hanabira say but their voices became weaker as they walked passed my room.

"Apparently some jutsu brings the one person who cares for you most. It's called the I.L.Y jutsu, and we all know what that stands for." I could almost see the wink.

They were out of earshot so I stopped eavesdropping and laid back down. Breathing out a frustrated sigh. "These girls are crazy."

I thought for long while and realized that whoever this 'Suna' person was, she was going to be left behind. Sasori was no longer here so we'll never get to meet her. I think the girls realized this as well because I heard Tamashi screaming for 'a crazy red-headed puppet inside a puppet.'

I sighed, knowing they wouldn't find him.

"Wait, Tamashi." I heard them walking past my room again, "just where are we in the series?"

What?