Scene 3: the freaking BBC.

The BBC arrives unannounced as they are a bunch of tea drinking ninnies. They look at them as they have a shield made of tea drinking powers. Hex and Bajo think they are bastards, since video game should be free on the internet.

Hex: Bajo, we have a problem… the BBC!

Bajo: I know. I have smelt their tea for hours and they have a shield. Duh.

DARREN: charging my shield destroying lasers.

DROP: ok then. I'm going to walk over here now. They have more power, so technically you can't get destroy it.

DARREN; fuck you. I'm going to kill myself.

Steve Halking: don't try it. You'll kill us all.

LydeaBlaze: that's it!

LydeaBlaze smashes DARREN and she pops the shield. They look at her like they did for DROP.

DARREN: feeling so much pain!

Hex: we'll rebuild you… into a paper shredder!

DARREN: NOOOOOOOO!

Bajo: coffee machine?

DARREN: fine then. Just kill me now.

Hex turns his off. The BBC gets a bunch of weapons that are made in Briton.

Bajo: Hex, look under your bowler hat. It is made in china.

BBC: what? That is blasphemy.

Pooh: and bread.

Rabbit: and cheese.

Bajo: what the fuck?

Hex: it's the diapers.

Pooh: and bread. And bread. And bread…

Rabbit: shut up, man.

Rabbit hit him with a rifle. Then they disappear randomly back to Fucked UP Woods. They storm the ABC studios and they end up blockading it. 2 hours later, everyone is getting fidgety. Only because they ran out of coffee.

Bajo: everything will be ok… everything will be ok…

LydeaBlaze: if there are random portals everywhere, why did those fucked up idiots come into our dimension?

Steve hawking: maybe they were bored in their dimension. I don't blame them.

LydeaBlaze: how did the fuck?

Steve hawking disappears into Fucked up Woods. Bill ends getting a sign that says "position vacant for slave for millionaires". Alexis appears with coffee from Fucked up Pixelface. They tackle her and she screams as they take the coffee. Everyone ends up fighting over the cup, Hex gets the assassins creed sword and threatens them. She then drinks all the coffee.

Alexia: that was my coffee.

Goose gets a box at the door and it has coffee inside. They make it and LydeaBlaze is the only one to see that on the label to see "from the BBC" also that under the label of "coffee" it has sheep and cow extra strength laxatives. It says for poop explosions with real poop. The dosages say one tablet=5 hours of poop. In one sachet there are 10 tablets. She works out mathematically that they will be on the toilet for 50 hours. A few seconds after they actually drink it, they have to make a break for the DARREN Cave toilets.

LydeaBlaze: idiots! You're not to drink anything endorsed by the BBC.

Bill: grunts! Clean up all this shit! Now!

Hex: I only just got off the toilet

LydeaBlaze: DROP. Don't drink that again.

DROP tries to drink it bunt he explodes it. LydeaBlaze sits there with a blank face.

LydeaBlaze: what the hell?

DROP: I was bored. So I just wanted to explode some china full of Cow and Sheep maximum strength laxatives.

Bajo: hex… I'm sorry. I shit in your cup.

Hex: fuck you, shit eating cow. I shit in yours too.

DARREN: charging my milk dispensers!

LydeaBlaze: NO MORE COFFEE! At least until the BBC is gone.

Dirk: daddy… why is there that weird white stuff coming out?

DARREN: when you're older and a virgin, son.

Meanwhile in the BBC headquarters, AKA the mound of dog shit.

David: they aren't going to suspect that I gave those laxatives… maybe except the girl. Whatever her name is… Lygiea? No…?

A voicemail appears on his phone. It is from an unknown number (LydeaBlaze).

LydeaBlaze: I'm not that chick! I'm LygeiaAmathea.

David: what…? Who is that?

Shirley: I'm sorry, I can't see who that is or what number is that.

David: I don't care. If we want to take over the world of ABC studios. I suggest that you send more laxatives and some explosives mixed in this time.

Shirley: I'm sorry, sir. We can't do that. The board of health doesn't allow that.

David: I don't care! Ill bribe them.

Georgia: honey, come to bed. You have been gone for 6 years. Olive is depressed. I think that the bear got to her.

David: not now! Can't I take over a bunch of Aussies without you getting into it.

Olive: daddy… my bear told me to kill you…

David: get lost! Daddy is trying to over a bunch of Aussies.