"I'll go first since I'm the oldest" Teddy said. He take a breath and said "My name is Teddy Remus Lupin" The members of the Order look shock as Remus said "That's impossible" Sirius asked "Are you Remus son" "Yes" Teddy said "and no I'm not a werewolf I only get cranky at a full moon." Remus in shock had to asked "who is your mother" afraid to know who he got knocked up with his child. Teddy said "my parents were happily married so don't worry" after noticing his father look "but my mother is Tonk" as he shows his ability to change his hair. "Moony were family" Sirius said. "I am an auror and was head boy at Hogwarts. I also was in Gryffindor" I am married to a wonderful girl named Victoire who is your granddaughter" pointing to Molly and Arthur "and your daughter" pointing to Bill.
"Grandchildren Arthur, we have grandchildren" Molly said as Bill looked on shock. "Bill also has another daughter named Dominique and a son named Louis" Teddy said carrying on from before. "Charlie is not married and you wonder if he ever will but Harry said he married to his dragons." Teddy continue "and neither is Fred" not wanted to reveal the bad news that Fred had died. "George is married to Angelina Johnson and they have…." "You married my girlfriend" Fred said as he is hitting George. "What can I say, she liked me better" George said as Molly trying to stop Fred from hitting George.
"Anyways" Teddy continues "George has two children a boy named after Fred and a girl named Roxanne." "Well I guess I can forgive you since you named your son after me." Fred said as he stops hitting George. "I'll go next since you decided to do the Weasleys children in order of birth" Rose said as she looks at her father. "Please don't hate me after I reveal this" "I was also a Gryffindor head girl and my mother's child, bright as she was at Hogwarts. My parents are Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger" "Ronnie married Monie" said Fred and George at the same time as Ron and Hermione look at each other. "I recently got married" Rose continues when Ron interrupts her saying "What, who are you married too and why married so young." "Remember I said don't hate me" Rose said as she reveals who she is married to.