Icha Icha Obsession

By: Hatake Ai

"Naruto, what are we-?"

"Shhhh!!! Trust me on this, Sasuke. I know what i'm doing."

The orange-clad ninja pried open the small window and squeezed his way in, with his raven-haired accomplice (and sometimes, lover) behind him.

"They have to be around here somewhere...Sasuke, check over there...doesn't it smell like there was a fire in here?" Naruto babbled. Sasuke turned at him, a sly look in his eyes.

"Like, the fires of loooooove?" He joked, doing his best to try and flirt. Naruto wasn't, so SOMEONE had to. Naruto smiled at him.

"Maybe..."

Naruto went into the kitchen and started filing through the cupboards.

"Hey, there WAS a fire in here!! I wonder what he burned.."

Sasuke walked into the hallway and opened a door that looked like a closet. Not only was it a closet, but it was a closet full of what they were looking for. Icha Icha. Millions (or so it seemed) of copies of every Icha Icha ever made came tumbling out of the closet in a messy fashion. Sasuke stood gaping at the pile.

"O.M.G"

Naruto rushed in from the kitchen, and his expression changed to match his friends'.

"O.M.F.G"

As the last book fell from the closet, the pile began to glow from awesomeness. For a minute, the two felt stoned, but after examining the books, Sasuke noted that the ones on top of the pile were special edition glow-in-the-dark copies. Naruto still seemed to think that a heavenly light had shone upon the books, screaming "Take them, Naruto! Take them!! They're all yours!!".

"Suuuuuuuure, Naruto-kun, angels are decending from the sky telling you it's OK to break one of the 10 Commandments, just this once, so we can steal all of these books. I bet God will be extremely pleased." Sasuke commented on Narutos' suggestion, as the knuckleheaded ninja started shoving the books into a large sack.

"...Not stealing is one of the 10 Commandments?"

Sasuke sighed and nodded, kneeling to help Naruto with his task. Making sure there was no evidence of their theft, except for the missing books, the two escaped through the window, closing it as they did. Little did the duo know that at a ramen shop not too far away, the very owner of the house they had just robbed had fallen off of his stool in shock. His partner jumped down to him.

"Kashi!!! Are you alright??"

Kakashi turned to Iruka, feeling foolish at his own overreaction to a sudden premonition. He decided, since it seemed to be turning Iruka on, to milk it just a little longer.

"I-I sense a...disturbance in the force..."

"Kakashi, this is no time for 'Star Wars'!! What happened?"

Kakashi sat up suddenly. He kind of liked where this was going.

"I think that...my house was robbed...no! My Icha Icha was robbed!!! Oh God! Ruka-chan, what shall I dooooooo!??!??"

Iruka sighed. "He's doing this for attention..." he thought, and he knew he was right. Slapping Kakashi would have been the best solution, but he decided against it. It would have made him look more like the girl Kakashi already absentmindedly called him.

"Alright, Mr. Hatake, let's go back to your house and check your porn closet, you manwhore, you."

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