Ch 2
That night, Black Mage was preparing for his date with the voluptuous White Mage, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Well who could that be?" Black Mage said aloud. He opened the door and a herd of people barged in, all yelling loudly. "Woah! Woah! Woah! What's going on here?" yelled Black Mage trying to be heard over the calamity.
"Why'd you do it?" one person asked.
"Do what?" answered Black Mage.
"Why'd you kidnap her?" asked another person.
"Kidnap who?" Asked Black Mage, who was very confused.
"White Mage!" they answered
"White Mage has been kidnapped?" asked Black Mage.
"You mean you didn't know?" asked the people.
"No I didn't know! Why would I know?" asked Black Mage, still very confused.
"Because you did it!" the people answered.
"No I didn't! Why would I have?"
"Because she turned you into a newt!" Said one of the people.
"Hey, wrong story, buddy" said another one of the people. "Because you really like her and she doesn't like you!"
"For your information, she said yes today and I have been preparing for our date ever since!" defended Black Mage.
"Oh, well, good job, lad! I guess it wasn't you then." And with that, they all left, with their heads down, sulking, because they would have to spend their time playing Backgammon in stead of head hunting.
Just realizing what this meant to his love life, Black Mage cursed, then set out to get to the bottom of this.
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"So you saw who did it?" Black Mage had decided to find out who had stolen his true love. When he found the sole witness, he began the interrogation.
"Y-yessir." The sole witness was a young boy, about yea high, so wide, and with that color hair. He had slipped away from his picnicking group to go to the bathroom when he saw the man take White Mage.
"What did he look like?" Inquisited Black Mage
"Well, he was tall, he wore a long black coat, and a black park ranger's hat."
"That's all you can tell me?"
"Yeah…"
Later that night, Black Mage consulted his "Handy Guide to Bad Guys" and found someone to that description named "Backgamman." Under his name was a short description: Very evil. Sometimes steals lady-types.
Scribbled under that was: possibly eviler than Black Mage. Location: "Gates of Hell" 42, East Pleasant valley,
"Well, that sounds like a nice challenge to me." Black Mage said to himself. He picked up his Bag of Holding, and set out to "The Gates of Hell."
End Ch. 2