Standard Disclaimer
So I was thinking, should I make this its own story instead of putting it in this little collection? Yeah it's a joke story and all and fits in with the general theme of what I'm doing here, but just asking if you guys would rather it be separate as it has nothing to do with 'what we'.
Anyway.
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The Gift
Chapter 3 or ??
After finding the impaled physical manifestation of her grandmother, Lilith, in the bowels of Nerv, Urd took her recognizance more seriously. "Lot of things here are just so bizarre and perfect for ruining the True Enemy's plans." Mini-Urd's face lit up in a fantastic grin. Things just kept getting better and better. "Dummy plug?" she read aloud as she ventured deeper into terminal dogma. Becoming smaller, Urd saw the odd blond from earlier in the day and a new girl and chose to watch.
"Rei you need to concentrate or this will never be over," Ritsuko groaned as she restarted the memory unload. Glad to be out of Misato's way for awhile, still going on about her damn dream, Ritsuko sated her sadistic tendencies. "Seriously, I think you LIKE having me watch you float naked in that damn tube."
Only mildly annoyed at having her life controlled by the whims and wishes of Nerv, Ayanami Rei was about to have her world changed. "It is not my intent to cause you undo aggravation, only my mind is baffled at why captain Katsuragi inquired if I had ever been sexual engaged with Pilot Ikari." While Rei found the boy interesting, she would never betray the commander's wishes. And he had been firm that she should never involve herself with other people.
Snapping the pencil she was holding, Ritsuko scoffed. "Dear Kami-sama! What is that damn woman's problem? She gets one damn fuck dream and now she's totally concerned about that squeamish boy's dick." Ritsuko didn't like or dislike the commander's son, he was a capable pilot and not hard on the eyes, but why Misato was so infatuated was beyond her. "Just forget what she said Rei and focus on the test or we'll be here all day."
Watching the banter between the two, Urd scanned the new found girl. "Oh this is just perfect!" Moving deeper into the room, hiding from Ritsuko's sight, Urd made her way towards Rei's tube. They tried to clone Lilith and instead made something they haven't the slightest clue on! But Urd knew, Urd knew all to well what the first children of Lilith were. "Looks like my new partner's first official lover won't be that Misato after all."
Closing her eyes and focusing on the test, Rei did the best she could to get the notion of coupling with the only boy to interact with her out of her mind. Soon the chorus of voices from the tube filled her ears and her consciousness slipped away to join them. But something was different this time, she could clearly see as if she was free of the tube. "This is strange, Dr Akagi something is different?" Rei said but her voice only echoed in the blackness.
"That's because it is different," Urd replied as she materialized in the girl's mind. Changing into a nice tight black leather top that hugged her chest and stopped right after it supported her pair, leaving her taught stomach exposed, and a matching pair of shorts that covered her rear and nothing else, Urd sashayed over to the clone. "You've lead a boring life little girl."
At seeing the shapely stranger, Rei dropped into a defensive stance, her body swiveled putting on leg out with matching hand. "Who are you, what have you done to me?" Trained to resist all forms of physical pain and torture, Rei prepared herself for a fight to the death. "Release me at once or I will be forced to…"
Using her magic, Urd controlled the winds to hold Rei's appendages in place. "No need to get so bent out of shape. I'm here to free you, not hurt you." Peering into the girl's mind, Urd saw the roadmap of conditioning that was in place. "They really did a number on you, but nothing I can't fix."
Her body heating up, Rei felt flush and strange. "What are you doing to me? Desist this action at once!" But it felt almost good, it was strange and new, and Rei was almost didn't want it to stop. "If you release me now, Nerv will only punish you slightly." More heat built up in her stomach and spread out to her arms and legs.
"You my dear succubus, are being freed of the chains that bind you, so it is me releasing you," Urd quipped. Scanning through Rei's mind, Urd freed up the bits and pieces of code that were foreign and misplaced. Truly the humans that made this girl had some high hopes, but the demonic construction couldn't be contained. Holding her hand out, Urd appeared to beholding a model of DNA. "This is what you are."
As her eyes opened, Rei saw the world differently, purely, and openly for the first time since she was created. "That is…my genetic pattern?" So many things assaulted her mind, wants, wishes, dreams. So much had been denied to her that she wanted now, and this woman gave it to her. No longer did she even consider what the commander would think of it. "How is that related to what you did to me?"
Holding out her other hand, Urd showed Rei another double helix. "Yours had been altered to be like this, see the missing markers?" Urd nodded to several missing genomes that had purposefully been removed to keep Rei docile and subservient. "I put them back in, and gave you back your demonic heritage little succubus."
"Succubus? Why do you call me that?" Rei asked and walked closer to Urd having been released. She had heard the term before, often by the boys in her class talking of things they wished they could have. A female demon that provided sexual acts on sleeping men. Sex…that was something about that word really did sound very nice. Sex with Shinji? Wasn't that what Misato asked her? Yes sex with him would be very nice. "I am a pilot, a human, is that not correct?"
Gliding behind Rei's body, Urd's hands quickly moved to Rei's tiny pick nipple and her shiny blue tuft of hair between her legs, "Oh no little one, you're much more." Urd had worked with succubus's before, trained a few, and they were odd little demons. A cruel and sad demon, summoned for sex and after used cast aside, never to know true affection. But from what memories Urd could gleam, this girl had a special place in her heart for a boy…her boy.
Hugging Rei from behind, her fingers deftly working the newly awaked succubus into a fervid pitch, "You're going to be the young Ikari's woman. You'd like that wouldn't you." Urd sniffed the air about the girl that quivered in her arms. "To have him inside you, being his slave, being his lover. Don't lie to me, tell me the truth." Oh yes, Urd liked playing with this type of demon.
Having exactly what she needed done to her, Rei's mind was breaking free of the fog it had perpetually been in. "Yes, that is what I want. What I've yearned for since he began treating me like a person and not a tool." Her longing had been buried so far down, so deep in her subconscious and held by the drugs and genetic manipulation that Rei hadn't known she had it. But now, with Urd's help, she was learning of it and her true self.
At first glance, Urd's actions had scared Rei, such pleasure and sensation not being known, but as her demonic heritage began to revive, that changed. Succubus need release, need to be used or they go mad, a flaw in there design, but thanks to Urd's careful and diligent work, Rei's mind was clear. "When can I go to him…when can I be his? And what do I call you mistress?" Rei whimpered as her body felt bliss.
"Soon, very soon. But he's not ready yet, though I think you might be able to change that," Urd disengaged from her young protégée. "You can call me Urd if you want. And sorry I had to be so…abrupt with my actions. Had I left you awakened and unsatisfied you might have let anybody take you." Shaking her hand, Urd flung the collected juices off. "In the future, if you get the urge. Call to me or go to him. You'll lose your mind to the desire you feel and you'd let anybody take you and that's bad form."
Her human half totally agreed with Urd. "Yes, I do not believe I would welcome just anybody doing what you did to me. And I thank you for that." Rei smiled warmly at her new found friend. So much to time to make up for, and she was more than ready to get started. "What happens next? How do I get back?"
"Well as I'm only in your mind, you just have to open your eyes," Urd replied. But it wasn't time for that yet. Changing the formless black void into something more suitable, the demoness of love stood at the front of what looked like Rei's classroom. "But before you go rushing off into the world, I think its best if I teach you how to use your powers."
Taking her normal seat, Rei wasn't looking out the window now that's for sure. "Teach me Urd-sensei," the young succubus chuckled. Opening the book that materialized before her, Rei studied and learned of her self and abilities. All the while Ritsuko continued the data feed to the other clones, unknowingly sparking consciousness in all of them and soon Rei's classroom was full to the brim with eager to learn new Rei's. At the arrival of the first, Rei and Urd were shocked, but surprise turned to joy as the newly awakened clones proved just as committed as the first.
"Well class is dismissed then," Urd adjusted her glasses and put her crop down. "You girls will be fun to have around." Truly this man Gendo was something to be afraid of, Urd thought. He created more than a dozen copies of this girl with whatever plans he had in mind, but now they were free and her partner was about to get some very loyal servants.
The room full of Rei's stood, bowed to there teacher and blinked out of the imagined space. Urd would free them from their confines soon enough and they'd meet up at the apartment to begin there new lives.
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Sitting under their favorite tree, the three stooges contently gabbed as they ate there lunches. "Ah man, I really don't want to go back to class," Touji moaned after popping a spring role in his mouth. "I mean if we had gym or something that would be nice, especially if the girls were swimming too."
In between typing on his laptop, Kensuke would eat his bread. "I know what you mean, its paradise to just sit back and watch them up there." Pushing his slipping glasses back up his nose, "I have some good photos from last time. Shin-man got a few of Ayanami and Soryu for you if you want." The geek loved tormenting Shinji over the female pilots. While lovely to look at, general consensus among Touji and Kensuke were the First and Second child were too much hassle.
Eyes red from lack of sleep, Shinji fought to keep his stomach from growling to much. "If Asuka saw me with pictures she'd kill me, and you know it." Watching his friends eat was slow torture, his mouth salivating profusely. "Anyway I'm still not interested in those pictures of the other girls either."
"You keep saying that, but one day you'll awaken to the want for the fairer sex," Touji chuckled. Tossing back the rest of his canned tea he asked, "So why aren't you eating again?" It didn't take much to notice the hunger in Shinji's eyes and complexion. "Big red pissed at you or something?"
Uploading today's images to his web blog, Kensuke powered off his machine. "Yeah she didn't even walk with you to school today like usually. Trouble in paradise?" When Shinji first started walking with Asuka it had lead to debate about dating, now they knew the truth. It was Asuka keeping Shinji in check. "Though how you can have trouble when you live with a babe like Misato is unheard of."
Shaking his head morosely Shinji confessed, "I forgot to make her lunch. I had trouble sleeping, and when I woke I only made my lunch." Truthfully he ran out of the apartment as soon as he heard Misato moving about. Memories of the dream he put in her mind put his poor head in a tailspin so he rushed out. "And since she spent the night at Hikari's she said it was my responsibility to get her food."
"So bitch took your fucking lunch," Touji smashed his left over containers in his hand. "Man that bitch really is just using you isn't she." How Shinji put up with that abuse, Touji wished he could understand. "Why don't you just tell her no or something? I could see you being nice if you wanted in her pants or something but she's got nothing you can't find in better places." A dreamy quasi-lustful glaze fell over his eyes, "Like Misato-san."
Putting his things in his backpack, Kensuke stood up, "Seriously Touji, no way Shin-man could get Misato. Hell a woman that fine, none of us really have a chance." The reality of life was hard to accept, but Kensuke had no false hopes. "Though if you could get some pictures of her coming out of the shower or something Shin-man we'd be in your debt forever."
Picking up his own books and papers, Shinji's smile was paper thin. "Yeah, you have a point Kensuke." Though hadn't he technically slept with Misato last night? Sure it was a dream and he didn't feel a thing, it at least looked real. Urd's plan worked, and the drive and want to use the Lexicon grew in Shinji's mind. "Let's get going to class." How he burned to know what it really felt like, not just see and hear. Maybe not with Misato herself, but with somebody who would care for him. And Urd was right, if it makes them happy its not really bad right?
"Buzz kill," Touji spat as he tossed his garbage away. "Anyway I have to visit my sister today so I won't be able to hang out with you guys after school." Mari always looked so lonely and bored at the hospital, and Touji couldn't stand the idea of his little sister being that way. "But if you guys want to come with me, Mari loves visitors."
That name, it filled Shinji with such remorse and pain. "S-sorry but I have some chores to do myself at home so…" Running off before Touji could reply, Shinji bumped into the class representative as he rounded the corner to get into the classroom. Helping the poor girl off the ground, he marveled at how soft her skin was, "Sorry about that Hokari-san."
Dusting and fixing her skirt, Hikari bashfully avoided looking Shinji in the eye. "It's no problem Ikari-kun. I'm fine." Taking a step back, Hikari fumbled with her hands, "Sorry about Asuka too. I don't know why she couldn't buy food instead of taking yours." The German had gone on and on the night before about how perverted Shinji was after they left the apartment and it wouldn't leave the timid girls mind. "I have some leftovers if you want."
Mini-Urd watched and cheered on her partner as she hunted the girls in his class for more practice material. Tittering as he shyly ate with that brunette, Urd could see possibilities everywhere.
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"Why can't I get this out of my damn mind!?" Misato screamed in frustration as she pounded into her terminal. All day long her mind kept going back to that dream, reliving it moment by moment in her head. Not a woman typically left wanting, she could get a man if she wanted one, she'd not been this flabbergasted by a mere dream before. "I mean it can't possibly be anyway close to real but…seriously…"
"Captain are you alright?" Makoto asked finally getting enough courage to talk to the woman he semi-stalked at work. He never did anything to bad, just followed her around like a lost puppy and on the very rare occasion sniff her underwear when she used the showers on base. Sad yes but not horribly perverse. "You seem rather agitated today."
Spinning quickly towards the man, Misato's gaze hit him like a strong breeze, "I'm fine!" Who would take her seriously if they knew that she was seriously considering asking her fourteen year old ward if he wanted to have a little tryst? "Just need some coffee is all." Her cup was full, she wasn't tired in the slightest, but she needed an excuse. "How are those calibration tests going?"
Sweating lightly as he avoided looking at the shapely hips before him, Makoto swallowed hard. "Still getting some odd readings, but nothing I think we need to be concerned about. Those red patterns aren't showing up anymore, Magi are withholding judgment on what they think they were." To him it seemed like a load of bullshit, just a flux in the machines, but the great Ritsuko Akagi swore up and down that it wasn't possible. Smug hag thinks those damn computers are perfect just because 'mommy' made them.
"Did you need me for anything else then?" Misato asked waving her hand dismissingly. She wanted to get to the root of her fixation on Shinji and having Makoto hump her with his eyes wasn't helping. It's a pain to be so damn beautiful at times. Mentally laughing at her own stupidity, "I really have things to do."
Body making periodic spasms, the geeky man really was licking Misato with his eyes. "Oh, no nothing besides the tests. Are you sure you're alright though? Can I get you anything?" Buttering up the boss was always a nice tactic, especially when he wanted to get some special permissions from her. "something to eat perhaps?"
Shinji's sp…GAAAAAAAAAH! Her confused mind rattled off instantly despite her best efforts to keep it in check. "No, Makoto, no. Just get back to work ok?" Shooing him off with her hand again, she rolled her eyes and suppressed the gag. Being one of the few women at Nerv, Misato was getting sick of all the come-on lines and none to subtle hints the men dropped. And this whole Shinji business is making it worse…mmm just thinking about that delicious FUCKING STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Scrubbing at her hair in frustration, Misato got out of her chair and sped out of the command deck only to come face to face with another annoyance. "Afternoon Rei, heard from Ritsuko that your tests are done for the day so why are you still here?" Gendo's personally little spy was on the prowl. An unsubstantiated rumor, but it was odd how the girl would always be around the commander. Hell the old bastard even ate meals with her, and not his own son! "The commander isn't here right now if you needed him."
While her sisters were in the process of being liberated and acquiring cloths using money stolen from Gendo's private funds, Rei had her own plans. "I do not require the commander for anything. I simply have a few questions for you, if you are willing to impart said knowledge." Acting as her old self, Rei wasn't ready to change her personality much, it suited her tastes and put people mentally unstable.
"Make it quick Rei, I think I'm going to go home early today. Not feeling good and think a little se…sleep would help." Misato caught herself before accidentally saying 'sex' but the quirk in Rei's eyes wasn't the clearest sign she succeeded.
Clearing her throat, Rei glanced around to insure nobody was eavesdropping. Personal matters were best conducted in private, lest somebody gain a potential weapon. "Earlier today you asked me if I had engaged in sexual activities with pilot Ikari." A delicious idea that she had every intention of acting on soon, but that would have to wait. Her human half cried out of love while her demonic half called out for a good hard dicking. Thankfully she could get both from the same place, though she'd have to share with her fellow sisters.
Her cheeks burning a light crimson, Misato's embarrassment increased tenfold. "Rei about that…I was just confused and concerned is all. I know Shinji and you are at that age when you might experiment, and since he's the only boy I see you talk to…" A lie, but a convincing one. Misato just wanted to know if they did so she could ask how good he was. "I have no right to ask about personal matters like that so just forget it ok?"
"No, I will not forget it," mentally Rei's expression was that of playfulness. Misato's body language was giving her away, and the pheromones coming off of her reeked of longing. With her budding powers at her disposal, Rei could easily tell now why Misato asked. "I was hoping to engage in such activities with him, and wanted to ask if you knew his preferences."
A-10 connection failed…attempting to reconnect main line…failed
Attempting to connect secondary mental pathways…failed.
Reboot system in process.
Misato's brain shut down at the blatant question. "R-Rei?" Misato tried to think of something to say, some threat or question her motives but just couldn't. Her jaw went slack and her eyes wide as Rei calmly waited for an answer.
"Does her enjoy fellatio, is he a big or small breast man, is he adverse to fingering both on himself and others?" Rei rattled off different types of foreplay as if she was reciting a cookie recipe, knowing each term was playing out in Misato's head with her as the star. Urd had told Rei not to believe she was going to be Shinji's only lover, that thanks to the power given to him for services against the True Enemy that he'd have many. "When it comes to actual intercourse does he like to be on top or the bottom?"
"I uh…both…all…I don't know!" Misato yelled as she backed away from Rei. Treating the girl as if she were a deadly viper, Misato eyed her carefully and walked around her with a wide birth. "Uh-Rei you shouldn't…be…um…bye." Turning on her heels, Misato bolted down the maddening familiar corridor towards her car leaving the succubus with her first taste of vengeance and victory.
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"Are you reading again?" Asuka asked as she pushed Shinji's door open. He hadn't spoken to her the whole walk home, but for the life of her the German couldn't tell why. Could he still be angry about lunch? It was his own damn fault anyway! "My books or that decrepit one you got before?"
Rolling to his side, facing away from her, Shinji grunted. Urd had told him the best way to get Asuka to leave him alone was to ignore her, and that's what he was doing. The mini-Goddess told him she had business to take care of and that she'd have a surprise or two for him when she got back, and her absence was making it hard for Shinji to keep his courage up. Flipping through the Lexicon, basking in all its ecchi glory, Shinji always was hiding his erection from the likely unsupportive Asuka.
Plopping down on his bed, the feisty girl wasn't going to be denied. "Look I'm sorry about lunch alright. But I told you to make my lunch and you didn't. If I didn't punish you for it you'd never learn." Couldn't that idiot see it? She was doing this for him, not for herself. "Look at me Shinji, come on don't be such a baby."
Eyes closed, the boy counted in his head hoping to calm his nerves. He was ready to break down already, it was her voice that did it. That halting almost mournful tone she took, it melted right though his defenses and struck his core like a bullet. She's just using me! She doesn't really feel bad…But what if she does and I spurn her…He'd not lie to himself about Asuka, something about her was just magic to him, much the way Rei and Misato were.
Grabbing his shoulder and pulling it back, Asuka pressed until Shinji was lying on his back staring her right in the eye. "Look, I didn't know you didn't have money on you ok? To make it up to you I'll even cook today. Deal?" He couldn't ignore her, he had to like her! All the other boys were putty in her hands
At least she told herself
And well she sort of though Shinji was cute enough, just to damn much a pansy. "Deal?" she asked again hoping to get the object of her secret affections to talk. Batting her eyes and pouting her lips she added just enough more edge to come off as reluctant but not sleazy.
Letting out his breath, Shinji admitted defeat. He couldn't last under such a brutal mental assault. "Deal, and sorry about ignoring you. Just have a lot on my mind." Touji's sister replacing the maddening urge to use more of the spells in the Lexicon. What terrible damage did he do to that girl with is inexperience. Crippled her for life! And what had he done to make amends? Nothing. "Just trying to get the courage up to go see Mari, Touji's sister."
Getting off the bed, it sprang back up jostling the would-be reader, Asuka nodded. She'd heard about the accident from Hikari before, but never thought Shinji actually felt sorry for it. "Be a man, grow a pair, and go see her and apologize you weasel." His concern for others was one of his damnable redeeming qualities that got to Asuka. "Anyway I'm going to go start cooking so shouldn't be to long ok?"
Rolling back to his side, "Sure just leave the dishes in the sink and I'll clean them after we eat." He could do that much for her, she was trying so he had to as well. Hearing his door shut he opened the Lexicon to where he shut it. What would be a fitting thing for Asuka…vitality…youth…buximizor? What the hell is that one? Anyway I don't know if I could really do this with a girl…it still seems wrong.
As much as he wanted to, the poor lad just couldn't think past the right and wrong of the books uses. Sure Urd had been right about Misato and her dream, but would such a thing in reality be just as good? Anyway it didn't help him with Mari… "Wait a minute! I could maybe find something in here for her!"
Flipping through the pages, hunting for some perverse spell that could be tweaked into helping Touji's sister, Shinji found several potions that seemed they might do the trick. "Ok this one is for relieving pain,"
Used to give virgins a great first time
Flipping through more pages, "This one says it gives the drinking animalistic energy…maybe something or Asuka since she so tired in the mornings." Just about ready to give up he saw another that might work perfectly, "Transform body into oh I can't make out the last word, but it doesn't matter! I can turn her back into her old self and the injury will be gone!"
"Shinji!" Asuka yelled from the kitchen, "We're out of tea so I'm going to run to the corner store and get some more. Come watch the pot for me!" She was already putting her shoes on so it didn't matter if he wanted to or not. And thankfully the gullible boy forgot to put his wallet away and Asuka helped herself to his cash to pay for the lacking beverages.
Forcing his tired body to the kitchen, book in hand, Shinji turned to the elixir of animal energy and read the instructions. "Hm…doesn't look like I need much for it and Urd-san did say I should practice using it so…" Gathering the simple ingredients together, he distilled the elixir in a kettle next to Asuka's meager attempt at cooking. Boiled potatoes and carrots didn't make for a super meal. "Says it takes twenty minutes for it to finish…I'll tell her I got the recipe of the internet."
Dropping down on the couch and turning the television on, Shinji soon found himself asleep as the droning box prattled on. As he slept he had the oddest dream he'd ever had. He saw a suit of armor, gold plated with impossibly intricate carvings, descend from the clouds and fall to earth. When the suit hit the ground it splintered and shattered in a huge dust cloud, and before he woke up he saw a slim and long arm, a woman's arm, reach out of the crater.
He'd been woken by a scream, Asuka's scream. Rushing to the kitchen he saw the girl lying on the ground with a cup of his newly created elixir spilled on the ground by her. "Oh Kami-sama Asuka what happened?" but she didn't answer, she just grabbed him as she slept and held him close as her body changed and shifted in accordance to the potion. The sleep was chemically induced to prevent her from feeling the pain of the body transmutation, and when she woke she'd feel like ten-million yen.
"She's going to kill me…yes she's going to wake up and kill me," Shinji said with the solemn conviction of a man facing the gallows. How could Asuka not kill him after what he did…gave her the cutest set of red lined cat ears, a magnificent long bushy tail, he could see some of her teeth elongate into shape canines, and last but not least her nails were longer and razor sharp. "I turned her into a fucking cat girl!" and while that did magnificent things to her sexual appeal it had done unknown things to her mind, and Shinji feared what that might be.
Mewing in his lap as she started to come to, Asuka opened her eyes and saw Shinji hovering above her. "S-Shinji?" she asked gingerly as her body pulsated with new vigor. "Shinji," she said again to herself with a newfound appreciation and started purring. Lighting fast she pushed up and showed Shinji something he hadn't noticed about her transformation. Licking his face she demonstrated her sandpaper like tongue and tremendous increase in physical strength as she hugged him so hard he passed out.
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Notes
Cat people are made of win…plan and simple. Did I mention this is just going to be one big comedy story with lots of fan service, sex, and oddness? A more adult version of What We so to speak. Well anyway hope ya liked this one with its more lime feel rather then lemon. And again I ask, think I would be better off making this into its own story rather than keeping it apart of this collection?
Later!