Main Pairing: HPDM

Rating: T – language and slash

Warning: AU. Disregards HBP completely. Future slash. Good! Malfoys?

Author's Note: There's slash fluff as promised in here, and the genre of the chapter slowly goes from dramatic to humour so please excuse my…insanity. A bit of OOC-ness.

Everlasting Devastation presents:

Elaborate Deception

Chapter Two

As Harry walked up to Gryffindor Tower, something grabbed the collar of his shirt and suddenly yanked him sharply around the corner. "AAAH! Oh – it was you Malfoy," said Harry, clutching his chest. "What was with the grimace at dinner? We are supposed to be a 'couple' if you don't remember," cried Draco. "Um, if you remember Draco, you were so glaringly obvious after my grimace even Ron saw it," said Harry, dully. "Oh. Sorry," said Draco, shuffling. Harry nodded.

"Let's put on another show," said Draco, suddenly smirking. "Hey smartass, if you haven't noticed – there's no one here to watch," said Harry, pouting. "Oh…So the Hogwarts Golden Boy has a voyeuristic side to him. Well, if we make enough noise, someone will come and that will be another excuse to put on a show," said Draco, wagging a finger at him. Harry pout got more pronounced. "I do not -" he began to protest before Draco suddenly slammed him against the wall. "Bite your lips and mess up your hair," he said. "No, why, where will this lead to," asked Harry. "Just shut up and do it," growled Draco. Harry held up his hands, palms up in a show of peace. He obliged by messing up his already messy hair and biting his lips until they were ruby red. Draco ran a hand through his hair and licked his lips. "You're actually messing up your hair," commented Harry. "Shut up Potter," said Draco. "Your lips aren't red enough," he retorted. Draco kissed Harry on the lips viciously.

"Someone's coming," he gasped, Harry panting. He placed his hands on either side of Harry's shoulders and began sucking on Harry's neck. Harry tried his very best to ignore how good it felt. His thoughts switched to the huge love bite mark it was going to live and soon found out that it wasn't such a good idea to do so. He closed his eyes and half prayed for this end soon and the other was hurriedly thinking of what would happen if someone were to see them.

"And this is another corridor that you will have to remember because it leads to the…HOLY FUCK, HARRY! WHAT THE HELL?!" exclaimed Ron who was leading a bunch of first-year Gryffindors up. "Ron? What's up?" asked Hermione, hurrying forward. "Oh…Harry, were we interrupting anything?" she asked, awkwardly. "And that is my best friend, Harry Potter the Boy Who Lived snogging his arch enemy Draco Malfoy," said Ron before he fainted. "I would have to say, yes," said Draco, rudely. "Onii-san?" said a small voice, curiously.

"WHAT? MY BROTHER?" said Draco, going into temporary cardiac arrest before fainting on Harry. "ACK! DRACO! MALFOY! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT," said Harry, shaking him. What looked like a younger Draco Malfoy with bright blue eyes and lacking the excessive amounts of Sleek-Easy Potion hurried out from the line of Gryffindors. "Nii-san?" he said before poking his brother. He looked up at Harry. "Is my Onii-san dead?" asked the boy. Onii-san? That sounds Japanese, thought Harry. "ONII-SAN'S DEAD?!" screeched the younger boy. "No! No! He's not dead. Unconscious but not dead," said Harry panicking. "Onii-san's DEAD," he sobbed. "Err…Hermione, you take the first years to the dorms and take Ron with you. I'll take Draco to the Hospital Wing," said Harry. Hermione nods. "By the way, that's Daniel Malfoy – his younger brother," whispered Hermione.

"What happened to Mr. Malfoy? Did you get into a fight again?" asked Madame Pomfrey as Harry levitated the unconscious Draco to the Hospital Wing. "NO! I mean, uhh…why would I want to do that to my boyfriend?" said Harry, innocently. "I KNEW IT!" crowed Daniel. "ONII-SAN IS GAY!" Madame Pomfrey raised an eyebrow. "Oh so you're bisexual Potter? I knew you were just toying with Miss Chang and Miss Weasley," she said. Harry stuttered and blushed bright red. "What is your name?" asked Daniel. "Harry," he replied, shortly. "Oh. Okay Harry-san,"

Draco was still unconscious an hour later. "I wonder what Onii-san was doing with that Par-kin-son lady if he was gay," mused Daniel. Harry looked at Daniel. "What do you mean, Daniel?" asked Harry. "You can refer to me as Danny. But you see, since you're Onii-san's boyfriend, I should tell you this. Onii-san likes to get drunk a lot, especially on Firewhisky. But now he likes tequila, vodka, rum…or anything that Ojii-san keeps in that big cupboard," he said. "Ojii-san?" said Harry, confused. "My father," explained Daniel. "And when he gets drunk, Onii-san rants. He always rants about how he loves Harry Potter. It is kind of funny," he said with a funny smile. Harry choked.

"Mr. Potter, are you and Mr. Malfoy going to stay the night?" asked Madame Pomfrey. Harry didn't know how to answer as his head was still reeling from the fact that he was the object of Draco's rants when intoxicated. "Hai, Pomfrey-san, we will. Harry-san is Onii-san's boyfriend and I am his brother, so we should," said Daniel, cheerily. Madame Pomfrey nodded before walking away. She had this oddly confused expression on her face.

"Is that the only thing he rants about?" said Harry in a strangled tone. "Well…no. It's also about how he doesn't want to be killed by Death Eaters, he doesn't want to marry that Par-kin-son lady and how Harry Potter won't love him back," said Daniel, counting them off on his fingers. Harry's eyes widened slightly. "Onii-san gets drunk when he's unhappy. So you see, since you're his boyfriend now, please make sure he's not unhappy," Harry nodded, wondering what exactly could make Draco miserable enough to drink himself into a stupor. As soon as Harry drifted off into his own thoughts, Daniel smirked. He was going to have a lot of fun with these two.

The Next Day

Draco woke up. He looked at Harry then at his younger brother and sat up. He was amazed that the both of them had stayed the night. Harry looked mad and Danny was asleep. "So…you get drunk," said Harry. Draco's eyes widened. "And you rant when drunk, huh," Draco's eyes widened more. "And when you're drunk, you rant about your love for this guy called Harry Potter, huh?" Draco's eyes widened to their limits. "Oh so YOU'RE Harry Potter. I'm sorry Harry-san, I guess I guess I shouldn't have told you that," said Daniel, waking up from his supposed sleep. Draco made a few strangled noises.

"HE TOLD YOU?! DANNY-KUN! HOW COULD YOU?!" he screamed, collapsing on the bed. "So it's true, huh?" said Harry, crossing his arms. "NO! NO! It's not true! Danny-kun just got…uh…DRUNK! Yeah, that's it. You were drunk, weren't you Danny-kun?" said Draco, panting. "Uh…I'm not drunk. I don't drink anything that contains alcohol," said Daniel. "So…uh…you were hallucinating! I don't drink. In fact, he just likes to mess with me," said Draco, flashing a cheesy smile. "I'm perfectly sane Onii-san," he replied. "Onii-san, do you have a fever?" Draco paled and began making weird whimpering noises.

Harry was remaining impassive and reviewing the situation. "Potter…you're calm," said Draco. "Hmm, oh well, I guess I am," he said. "So you're saying that you're perfectly fine with my excessive drinking, my supposed infatuation with you," At this, Draco glared at his younger brother. "-my severe dislike for Pansy and how I don't want to be killed by the remaining Death Eaters?" Harry snorted. "Well, not when you put it that way. It would be better if you just shut up. I know many things now. You're very interesting. But anyway, are you well enough to stand?" he said. Draco nodded weakly and he attempted to stand. He almost collapsed on the floor but Harry quickly grabbed him. "Onii-san's dead again," said Danny. "NO I AM NOT," said Draco, indignant. "You're still weak Draco. Do you want to come down for breakfast or would you prefer to stay here?" he asked gently. Draco licked his lips. "Well, I'd like to come down but I don't know whether I'm strong enough or whether I can go to the Slytherin table as I would probably be mobbed by Pansy before collapsing again," he said sadly. "You really are stupid, aren't you?" said Danny. "I AM NOT STUPID," hissed Draco. Harry sighed – something he seemed to be doing a lot now.

"I had the weirdest dream last night," said Ron. "Oh really, do tell," said Dean. "I saw Draco snogging Malfoy," said Ron, absent-mindedly. "EXCUSE ME?! But isn't that father-son incest," exclaimed Seamus, his Irish brogue thickening. "I do not snog my father," exclaimed Draco, rounding the corner. "MALFOY!" said Ron, jumping backwards. "I can walk, I can do this," said Draco, tripping on his own foot and falling down. "ONII-SAN you idiot, come back here. Harry-san is not happy," said Daniel, panting. "I'm not going back to confinement!" exclaimed Draco. "ONII-SAN you're being an idiot. Go back to your boyfriend…oh wait here he comes. Harry-san does not look happy," said Danny. "NO! GET AWAY FROM ME POTTER" he said hysterically.

"Onii-san, shouldn't you be getting back to the Hospital Wing before Harry-san comes? I don't think you want to be dead before you turn eighteen," he said. "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME," screamed Draco. "Onii-san, have you gone mad?" asked Danny. Surprisingly, none of the teachers had noticed this little piece of drama. "Weasley – look, I know you don't like me and personally, I dislike you very much but please, please, PLEASE save me from him," whimpered Draco pathetically, grabbing the bench. Ron's eyes widened and he was on the verge of fainting when Dean slapped him.

"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MATE," he yelled. "Now look Malfoy, why is Harry chasing you?" he said, looking at Draco. "Um…I passed out and now he wants me to get back to the Hospital Wing where I'll probably be force-fed something," said Draco, for a moment not caring that he was talking to a Muggle-born. "Well…that's weird. Wouldn't he be beating you black and blue?" he asked. "Uh…well, he is kind of my boyfriend and I doubt he would be hitting me," said Draco, with a small smirk. "Blimey, so you weren't dreaming mate," said Seamus to Ron. Ron fainted.

Note: '-kun' is a kind of name-thing for close male friends, boyfriends or male family members. You could also use '-chan' but that's mostly for girls. I've explained 'Onii-san' in the previous chapter and 'Ojii-san' up there. 'Nii-san' is also a term of endearment. As you can see, Danny likes to irritate people. He's going to have a BIG part in this story. I'm sorry the chapter's so short