Nu's Patented Awkward Conversations Chapter 3
Oh Nu
Nu and Lambda were sitting at the table watching Ragna examine his sword for any scratches or dents. Nu was confused as to why, since he hadn't used the thing in years.
"Ragna, Nu wants to know why you are doing that?" Nu asked. Lambda nodded in agreement.
"Yes, Ragna. Why are you engaging in such an action? I see no purpose in this." Lambda said in her monotonous voice. Ragna sighed.
"Well, this has been on my list of things to do and I feel like crap and want to go back to sleep, but this is the only time I can get this done right now." Ragna said. Nu suddenly had an Idea. Lambda saw this in her eyes and sighed before standing up. Before she could walk away, however, Nu started speaking.
"RAGNA! NU HAS AN IDEA! How about you lie down and relax while Lambda and Nu polish and rub your sword for you?" Nu said cheerfully. Lambda blushed and Ragna went wide eyed at the comment.
"Nu…" Ragna said calmly. "I will be right back. I must retreat to the bathroom and when I come back, I do not want to find you touching my sword." He said staring at Nu. Lambda just backed away slowly until she reached her room. Ragna dashed into the restroom slamming the door behind him.
"Well, Ragna does have a big sword so Nu thinks it would take a long time to polish." She said.
"NU, SHUT UP!" She heard Ragna yell.
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Nu and Hazama were sitting in the living room watching an anime they had found on Netflix. Ragna walked in and wondered what they were watching since he had yet to see it.
"Hey what are you guys watching there?" He asked. Hazama looked up and laughed.
"Oh, Rags. Watch this with us. It is great. It is called KissxSis." He said pulling the man down to sit between him and Nu. Nu seemed enraptured in the show.
"Alright, I planned on watching with you guys anyway." He said. After a few minutes of watching, he immediately regretted this decision. He saw things that were so taboo that taboo is not taboo enough to describe the taboo of which he saw…taboo…"
"Hazama…What are we watching?" Ragna growled. "You know I don't want Nu seeing these sorts of things." Hazama laughed at the man.
"Oh, Nu. Would you like to say something to Ragna right now?" Hazama said. Nu turned and looked at Ragna and mimicked the scene she saw on TV. Nu stood up and held her chest and giggled.
"up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A" She laughed. Ragna just stood up and left the room while Hazama was too busy laughing.
"Great…Now Nu has thirty lives. I'm gonna be here forever…"Ragna sighed.
"NU'S CERTAIN HUGE BREAST COMBO!" Nu screamed not knowing for sure what was going on.
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Mu and Nu were sitting in Nu's room talking about this and that. Mu had really wanted to bring home a cat that she had seen on the way home earlier, but she wasn't able to.
"I really wish I had a kitty to pet." Mu sighed. Nu just smiled at her sister.
"Mu can pet Nu's kitty. Nu will let anyone play with it." Nu said. Mu looked at her sister with a shocked look on her face.
"Nu, don't say things like that." Mu said huffing and walking out of the room.
"What did Nu say?" Nu said pulling a small plush kitten from under her pillow.
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Nu and Tsubaki were playing BlazBlue in the living room and Tsubaki had just found a new character she liked to play as and was doing pretty well with her.
"Aww. Nu lost again. Nu can't seem to win when you play as this Litchi person." Nu said. Tsubaki just chuckled.
"Well, Nu, if you get a better defense than you would probably beat me." Tsubaki said feeling good about her winning streak.
"Nu tries but you always use the pole to get inside of Nu." Nu said whining. Tsubaki turned red and ran into the next room.
"Seriously, what does Nu keep saying to make everyone run off. It is really annoying Nu." Nu said punching the air.
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"Rachel, Nu found something that Nu has that you can suck on since you are a vampire." Nu said running up to the vampire. Rachel just huffed and teleported away.
"Nu was just going to say she had a lollipop for her." Nu said fishing in her pockets and pulling out a small strawberry lollipop. Nu's phone started ringing.
"Hello? This is Nu. Nu has something for you to suck on now, whoever this is." Nu said happily.
"Hold your tongue, Nu, lest I remove it quickly." She heard Rachel yell into the other line.
"Weird. How do people keep hearing Nu and calling Nu's phone? Rachel doesn't even have Nu's number." Nu wondered aloud. Her phone rang again.
"Nu stop talking to yourself and come home" Ragna said. Nu was now more confused than ever.
"Nu has a headache" She sighed.
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AUTHORS NOTES
Chapter 3 is up. Having to work on this while at work and it is coming along slower than I had hoped. Let me know what you think. Please R&R
-Echoesofmercy