A/N: I AM SO SO SORRY.
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE AND AM SORRY THE UPDATE TOOK SO LONG.
I WAS AT MY GRANNYMAMMA'S.
Looks like you guys really like this story, don't you!? I LOVE YOU GUYSSS.
Still owning nothing.
Dear Sherlock,
I'm not hungry lets have diner.
IA
Dear IA,
Sorry, I've got no time. Cases and all that. Plus I've got to shoot the wall.
~SH
Dear Jawn,
I might have burnt you jumper...
SH
Dear Sherly,
WHAT NOW WAAAAT OH MY GAWSH YOU DID WHAT
Dear Moriarty,
I'm way more evil than you.
Anonymous
Dear Anon,
Orly? *turns away from the anon* Cool guys don't look at explosions.
~JM
Dear Mycroft,
What's my name today?
'Anthea'
Dear Anthea,
Try and guess it yourself, I'm FAR too busy right now. This cake was too good to pass up.
~Mycroft Holmes
Dear Sherlock,
*sends him to a random park and puts up a privacy barrier so a certain someone cannot hear*
Do you have any romantic feelings for John Watson? And when I say romantic feelings, I mean like, the kind of feelings to grab him and kiss him and all of the actions associated with love.
Also, how would you react if your brother told you that him and Lestrade were having secret rendezvous in which you would be scarred for life? This is all hypothetical though.
Oh yeah, don't worry. John can't hear, so go right ahead and express your deepest desires for him. I have disabled all the CCTV cameras so that Mycroft cannot see you, so go crazy.
-TEH FAN-
Dear TEH FAN,
Welll, there ARE times when I want to rip off his jumper and- I mean what?
I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I will most likely be scarred for life if I so much as even think about it.
~SH
Dear John,
*drags him to 221B and puts up a privacy barrier so a certain someone cannot hear*
You know, you and that roommate of yours spend a LOT of time together...
Do you secretly have feelings for that highly functioning sociopath roommate of yours? I know he's sort of like, asexual-ish(WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S HIDING UNDER THAT LONG COAT THOUGH) but do you actually have feelings for him?
By the way, I have pre-occupied Sherlock with a...case...of sorts, so don't worry about him accidentally hearing about your feelings for him. Someone's got to melt that ice cold facade he has, right? ;)
-TEH FAN NO.2-
Dear TEH FAN NO. 2,
Welll, there are times when I want to shove him to the floor or ground of wherever we are and tear off his scarf with my teeth- Wait, this is rated T, isn't it?
Crap.
The author lady is going to kill me for this.
SHE'S ALREADY LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET ONCE- *gets mouth duct taped shut* Hehe, jokes are fun, aren't they?
~John
John-
Stop being so adorable. You belong with Sherlock, and therefore need to stop making me love you:)
-Bailey xx
Bailey-
Oh, um... Sure. Dinner tonight, perhaps?
Crap, the author lady is coming. I WAS NEVER HERE.
~John
Dear Sherlock,
Would you ever give Molly a chance? Of she directly asked you out?
Anon
Dear Anon,
If I were just that bored, maybe I would. *shoots the wall*
~SH
Dear Jawn,
Why do you put up with all you do?
Anon
Dear Anon,
Because if I do what he tells me then maybe he'll let me kiss his cheekbones- I mean what things that I do? Buying milk? It's not really that much of a hassle. I like it, in fact.
~John
A/N: I'm planning on writing a humor Johnlocky thingy. Infact, I think I'll do that now!
Byee guiseeee! Love yaaa!