I had a massive author's block. My sister gave me this idea, I think it is hilarious!
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JPOV
I was home alone, Edward had taken Bella to their meadow, Carlisle and Esme were furniture shopping, and Rosalie and Alice had gone shopping. I was alone with Emmett, and I didn't like the emotions coming off of him. They were evil, they had been since yesterday. I heard Emmett bound down the stairs.
"Jaaaassspppeeerrr." Emmett chirped. He had a big grin. I could feel even more evil coming off of him now.
"Emmett, whatever you are going to do, don't do it." I exclaimed.
"Do what? Don't be such a worry-pot Jazzy." Emmett piped. I hated it when he called me that.
"I can feel the evil coming off of you. Don't try hiding it."
Emmett pulled a face.
"Jasper. I'm only going to buy a new flat-screen." Emmett said whilst pulling out a folded leaflet with TVs on it. This reassured me.
"Ok. Bye." I muttered. I heard the door slam, the frame falling on the ground. I sat for a few minutes, wondering what to do. I'd hunted yesterday, so I wasn't too thirsty. I eventually decided to drill the door frame back into place. I hauled it up and drilled the nails in. That would do until the next time. I replaced the drill back in the garage. I sat back on the sofa. I felt the vibrating of my mobile in my back pocket. I stood up and answered it.
"Hello?" I asked.
"Jasper Hale." I heard a rasping voice say.
"Who is it?"
"I do not wish to say."
"Well… what do you want?" I demanded.
"I am holding Alice Cullen captive. You will come and negotiate with me at the clearing in the forest. Do not bring anyone else or I will have to get more custa- I will have to kill her."
"What? You lay a finger on her and I'll…." I was cut off.
"Just meet me at the clearing in 5 minutes." then the croaky voice was cut off. They had hung up on me. I snapped my phone shut and flew out of the door, slamming it shut. I heard the door frame clatter onto the floor. That was the least of my worries right now. I had to save Alice from this… freak. The forest flew by me. I came to the clearing. I could smell some human food… but I couldn't put my finger on it. I couldn't smell Alice either. I saw a pink flower post-it note in the centre. I ran over to it and picked it up.