***Asylum runs on stage and sings***
Come and be random with us!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
For the sake of the Star Wars universe!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
There really is no debating,
I'm ready, I'm ready!
this sure is entertaining!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
Say it loud!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
We're random and we're proud!
***Audience cheers***
Asylum: *bows* You like me! You really like me!!
***A giant cane comes and pulls Asylum off stage. Tintin and Bob run on stage***
Audience: WHOO! *claps and cheers*
Tintin: Okies.. Today's guest will be the resurrected Qui-Gon! And he -
Bob: *nudge* Um.. Aren't you forgetting something?
Tintin: *thinks* Hmmmm... OH YEAH!! Duh!
Bob: *smiles*
Tintin: Welcome to..
Both: PROUDLY RANDOM!
Audience: *claps, and one boo*
Tintin: *glares* Who booed!
***somebody in audience stands up***
Tintin: humph! E Chu ta! E rabba Nuba! Te Bantha poo doo! *rambles on in Huttese*
Everyone: *stares*
Bob: *coughs* Erm.. Yeah.. Netterz, we're ready for Mr. Jinn!
Netterz: *runs on stage pulling Qui-Gon on a leash*
Tintin: *insane laughter* this will be fun!
Bob: *points to chair* sit!
Qui-Gon: *stares* um... where am I?
Tintin: a talk show!
Bob: *nods* Proudly Random!
Qui-Gon: Ookay. *sits*
Tintin: *sits*
Bob: *sits*
Tintin: Anywho, are we ready?
Bob: *nods* yup! Okay Silverwolfprincess has a few questions!
Qui-Gon: Okay...
Tintin: "Can I marry you? *sad puppy dog eyes*"
Qui-Gon: *smiles* Well, that's very flattering! But I don't know you, so. no.
Bob: Aww... why not?
Qui-Gon: I don't know her!
Tintin: So?
Qui-Gon: UGH!! You two are so... so..
Both: Random?
Qui-Gon: *thinks* No. strange! Something's my former Padawan would call 'Pathetic life forms'
Tintin: *smiles* Yay!
Bob: Okay, beck to questions! Silverwolfprincess also wants to know "Why did you drag Anakin along with you from Tatooine and dump Obi for the little runt?"
Qui-Gon: I was bored.. and plus, his Mom is hot!
Bob: Ha.. I knew it!
Tintin: WHAT!?!?! Anakin is NOT a runt! *runs at audience*
Bob: AHH!! MAD TINTIN!
Audience: *screams*
***please hold screen comes up, this time playing the Episode II soundtrack***
***Awhile later, Tintin and Bob run back on. Everything looks normal, but Tintin's hair is a bit. frizzed.***
Tintin: Okay, we're back! And more questions have we! Silverwolfprincess wants to know "How come you didn't wait for Obi in the generator area?"
Qui-Gon: *cries* I thought he was right behind me! Really, I did!
***Obi-Fan-Girls in audience growl at Qui-Gon***
Qui-Gon: *eyes grow wide* I like Obi-Wan! He was an excellent Padawan!
Tintin: *stares* Erm.. Yeah. "If you were stuck on a desert island, who is the one person you would want to have as company and why?"
Qui-Gon: Hmm.. I think I would enjoy the company of Master Adi Galia.
Bob: And why?
Qui-Gon: Well, she has good makeup advice! And she always knows what color of toenail polish I should wear.
Tintin: *pokes*
Bob: *stares*
Tintin: *takes Qui-Gon's boot off* WOW! The purple looks GREAT with your complexion!
Qui-Gon: I thought so too!
Bob: *smothered laugh*
Tintin: Shadowgirl has a question!
Bob: "After seeing Dooku on the show were you afraid that you ever would turn out like him when you were his Padawan?"
Qui-Gon: *coughs* No.
Tintin: *pokes* Come one!
Qui-Gon: *attempts a straight face*
Bob: *Helps Tintin poke*
Qui-Gon: OKAY! OKAY! I was! *bursts into tears*
Bob: Aww.. You need a hug?
Qui-Gon: *nods*
Bob: *hugs Qui-Gon*
Audience: Awwwwww!!!!!!
Tintin: Okay, since SOME PEOPLE *glares at anybody who didn't ask questions* didn't review, Bob, Asylum, Netterz, and I have to ask him some more questions.
Qui-Gon: NOW I'm scared!
Everyone: *laughs*
***Asylum runs on stage***
Asylum: I have a question!
Qui-Gon: Yes?
Asylum: Why are your pants brown, and Obi-Wan's pants white?
Qui-Gon: *sniffs* Obi-Wan has no fashion sense.
***Obi-Wan runs on***
Obi-Wan: I resent that!!
Bob: OBI-WAN!!!!!! *chases*
Tintin: ACK! Do you have your Padawan with you????
Obi-Wan *while running* No.. Anakin is at home!
Tintin: *pouts* Next time, bring him with you!
Bob: *crashes into Qui-Gon's chair*
***please hold!***
***Screen goes back to normal, except Bob's has frizzed hair now***
Tintin: *laughs* need hair spray?
Bob: *glares*
Tintin: Oo.. Wow.. Dooku has a question! *yells* NETTERZ!!! WE NEED DOOKU AGAIN!!
Netterz: *runs on bringing Dooku on a leash* Here ya go!
Dooku: ACK! I'm here again!
Tintin: Okay, SMWHIT103001 has a question for you!
Bob: "have you ever thought about falling in love? I mean if Anakin did it why don't other Sith?"
Dooku: No.
Tintin: Do you shave your legs?
Dooku: yes.
Bob: you're boring!
Tintin: So, that's all the time we have today!
Bob: Next guest will be.. Padmé!
Tintin: *evil laugh*
Bob: *stares*
Tintin: PLEASE send in questions! *gets down on knees*
Bob: We'll review anyone who reviews us!
Tintin: Okay, Byebyes!
Bob: Stay random!
Tintin: May the Force be with you!
Both: SEE YA!
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Tintin: Lately, we've been feeling discouraged. We can't write this without your questions!
Bob: Please. Review! We'll always thank you in the show!
Tintin: yeah! *hugs SMWHIT103001, Shadowgirl and Silverwolfprincess* Thank you guys SO much!
Both: Okay, BYE!
Come and be random with us!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
For the sake of the Star Wars universe!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
There really is no debating,
I'm ready, I'm ready!
this sure is entertaining!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
Say it loud!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
We're random and we're proud!
***Audience cheers***
Asylum: *bows* You like me! You really like me!!
***A giant cane comes and pulls Asylum off stage. Tintin and Bob run on stage***
Audience: WHOO! *claps and cheers*
Tintin: Okies.. Today's guest will be the resurrected Qui-Gon! And he -
Bob: *nudge* Um.. Aren't you forgetting something?
Tintin: *thinks* Hmmmm... OH YEAH!! Duh!
Bob: *smiles*
Tintin: Welcome to..
Both: PROUDLY RANDOM!
Audience: *claps, and one boo*
Tintin: *glares* Who booed!
***somebody in audience stands up***
Tintin: humph! E Chu ta! E rabba Nuba! Te Bantha poo doo! *rambles on in Huttese*
Everyone: *stares*
Bob: *coughs* Erm.. Yeah.. Netterz, we're ready for Mr. Jinn!
Netterz: *runs on stage pulling Qui-Gon on a leash*
Tintin: *insane laughter* this will be fun!
Bob: *points to chair* sit!
Qui-Gon: *stares* um... where am I?
Tintin: a talk show!
Bob: *nods* Proudly Random!
Qui-Gon: Ookay. *sits*
Tintin: *sits*
Bob: *sits*
Tintin: Anywho, are we ready?
Bob: *nods* yup! Okay Silverwolfprincess has a few questions!
Qui-Gon: Okay...
Tintin: "Can I marry you? *sad puppy dog eyes*"
Qui-Gon: *smiles* Well, that's very flattering! But I don't know you, so. no.
Bob: Aww... why not?
Qui-Gon: I don't know her!
Tintin: So?
Qui-Gon: UGH!! You two are so... so..
Both: Random?
Qui-Gon: *thinks* No. strange! Something's my former Padawan would call 'Pathetic life forms'
Tintin: *smiles* Yay!
Bob: Okay, beck to questions! Silverwolfprincess also wants to know "Why did you drag Anakin along with you from Tatooine and dump Obi for the little runt?"
Qui-Gon: I was bored.. and plus, his Mom is hot!
Bob: Ha.. I knew it!
Tintin: WHAT!?!?! Anakin is NOT a runt! *runs at audience*
Bob: AHH!! MAD TINTIN!
Audience: *screams*
***please hold screen comes up, this time playing the Episode II soundtrack***
***Awhile later, Tintin and Bob run back on. Everything looks normal, but Tintin's hair is a bit. frizzed.***
Tintin: Okay, we're back! And more questions have we! Silverwolfprincess wants to know "How come you didn't wait for Obi in the generator area?"
Qui-Gon: *cries* I thought he was right behind me! Really, I did!
***Obi-Fan-Girls in audience growl at Qui-Gon***
Qui-Gon: *eyes grow wide* I like Obi-Wan! He was an excellent Padawan!
Tintin: *stares* Erm.. Yeah. "If you were stuck on a desert island, who is the one person you would want to have as company and why?"
Qui-Gon: Hmm.. I think I would enjoy the company of Master Adi Galia.
Bob: And why?
Qui-Gon: Well, she has good makeup advice! And she always knows what color of toenail polish I should wear.
Tintin: *pokes*
Bob: *stares*
Tintin: *takes Qui-Gon's boot off* WOW! The purple looks GREAT with your complexion!
Qui-Gon: I thought so too!
Bob: *smothered laugh*
Tintin: Shadowgirl has a question!
Bob: "After seeing Dooku on the show were you afraid that you ever would turn out like him when you were his Padawan?"
Qui-Gon: *coughs* No.
Tintin: *pokes* Come one!
Qui-Gon: *attempts a straight face*
Bob: *Helps Tintin poke*
Qui-Gon: OKAY! OKAY! I was! *bursts into tears*
Bob: Aww.. You need a hug?
Qui-Gon: *nods*
Bob: *hugs Qui-Gon*
Audience: Awwwwww!!!!!!
Tintin: Okay, since SOME PEOPLE *glares at anybody who didn't ask questions* didn't review, Bob, Asylum, Netterz, and I have to ask him some more questions.
Qui-Gon: NOW I'm scared!
Everyone: *laughs*
***Asylum runs on stage***
Asylum: I have a question!
Qui-Gon: Yes?
Asylum: Why are your pants brown, and Obi-Wan's pants white?
Qui-Gon: *sniffs* Obi-Wan has no fashion sense.
***Obi-Wan runs on***
Obi-Wan: I resent that!!
Bob: OBI-WAN!!!!!! *chases*
Tintin: ACK! Do you have your Padawan with you????
Obi-Wan *while running* No.. Anakin is at home!
Tintin: *pouts* Next time, bring him with you!
Bob: *crashes into Qui-Gon's chair*
***please hold!***
***Screen goes back to normal, except Bob's has frizzed hair now***
Tintin: *laughs* need hair spray?
Bob: *glares*
Tintin: Oo.. Wow.. Dooku has a question! *yells* NETTERZ!!! WE NEED DOOKU AGAIN!!
Netterz: *runs on bringing Dooku on a leash* Here ya go!
Dooku: ACK! I'm here again!
Tintin: Okay, SMWHIT103001 has a question for you!
Bob: "have you ever thought about falling in love? I mean if Anakin did it why don't other Sith?"
Dooku: No.
Tintin: Do you shave your legs?
Dooku: yes.
Bob: you're boring!
Tintin: So, that's all the time we have today!
Bob: Next guest will be.. Padmé!
Tintin: *evil laugh*
Bob: *stares*
Tintin: PLEASE send in questions! *gets down on knees*
Bob: We'll review anyone who reviews us!
Tintin: Okay, Byebyes!
Bob: Stay random!
Tintin: May the Force be with you!
Both: SEE YA!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Tintin: Lately, we've been feeling discouraged. We can't write this without your questions!
Bob: Please. Review! We'll always thank you in the show!
Tintin: yeah! *hugs SMWHIT103001, Shadowgirl and Silverwolfprincess* Thank you guys SO much!
Both: Okay, BYE!