"What's all the ruckus in here?!"

Then they saw Dora and Boots and Dora's Mother. So they all went to a bar and got high and
drunk with some cops. Then they saw Swiper ordering a martini on the rocks with extra salt.

"'Scuse me sir, um...we've been given a description of a criminal on the run and you're identities
seem to match. We need to take you down to the police station for questioning."

"Arresters, no arresting!" Swiper yelled, "arresters, NO ARRESTING!"

"SIR please assume the position. I'll read you your Miranda rights."

So they took him to jail and he did time for life, while Fran McFlugen enjoyed a Big Mac.