The Kidnapped Kitten
Story by: Phoenix710
Summary: The Pizza Cats and Good Bird arrive outside Cheese's hideout, and begin demolishing Ninja Crows, as they get set to make their way inside, and rescue little Aiko. The Ninja Crows try, and fail MISERABLY, to hold off the four VERY angry warriors. Let's join the action.
Disclaimer: I do not claim any rights whatsoever to Samurai Pizza Cats, or to any of the characters. Samurai Pizza Cats, and all associated characters, are registered trademarks of Saban. All original characters are properties of my imagination.
Song for this chapter: 'We Will Rock You'-Queen.
Chapter Three: Office Building Onslaught
Speedy was the first to land, Guido came in next, followed by Polly, and then, Good Bird. As they surveyed the area, Polly spotted Cheese's dumb Ninja Crows, who were supposed to be on patrol, but instead…they were all lounging around, playing cards. She said, "Hey, guys…looks like they're goofing off again." Speedy replied, "Yeah, well those Ninja Dodos are gonna pay BIG time, for messing with our family. You ready, kitten?" Polly replied, "I was BORN ready, Speedy!" Guido and Good Bird got set, and so did Speedy and Polly. Guido said, "Hey, dimwits…you're about to learn that those who committ a crime, are gonna do hard time. The name's Guido Anchovy!" Polly, too angry to do her usual intro, said, "I HOPE YOU SOB's HAVE A SANDWICH BAG READY…BECAUSE I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR SORRY REAR ENDS!!!" Speedy said, "KIDNAPPING OUR DAUGHTER, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY BIG TIME!!!" Good Bird said, "You guys just don't learn, do ya? How many times do we have to send you back to Prisoners' Island before that idiot rat learns…he can't win, BECAUSE HE'S TOO STUPID TO EVEN KNOW WHICH WAY TO AIM A TV REMOTE…YEAH, SEYMOUR…I MEAN YOU!!! If you can hear me…unless you're too dumb to know how to hear anymore, LET AIKO GO, NOW…OR YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER TANGLED WITH MY FRIENDS AND I!!!"
From inside the office building, he heard Cheese bellow, "WHO SAID THAT I'M DUMBER THAN SADDAM HUSSEIN AND STORM COMBINED?!!! AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOT NINJA CROWS BLEW UP A POP TART IN THE MICROWAVE?!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!" The Ninja Crows tripped over each other for a few minutes, until they finally managed to get their acts together. They charged the three heroic…not to mention VERY angry felines, and an equally angry heroic crow, and the fight was on. Four Ninja Crows rushed Speedy, but he backflipped over them, and kicked one in the back, which sent him flying into a tree. He bashed the second one over the head with his fist, took down number three with a headbutt, and then he finished the last one off with a kick to the gut.
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise We will we will rock you Buddy you're a young man hard man We will we will rock you
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the World some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man We will we will rock you
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
Guido nailed ten with his Kunai darts, and the dumb Ninja Crows ran around screaming in agony. Guido then nailed them all with bricks to the head, from a nearby pile. He then hypnotized five more, and said, "Hey, listen up guys…there's only one raffle ticket left for that new sports car, and if you want it, you're gonna have to fight for it." They all started beating on each other, until they were in an unconscious heap. Polly picked up a dumpster, and one of the Ninja Crows said, "Oh no…we're dead…" Polly screamed, "YOU CERTAINLY ARE, YOU LAMEBRAINED FEATHERDUSTER!!! NOBODY KIDNAPS MY DAUGHTER, AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!! I'M GONNA USE YOUR FEATHERS AS PILLOW STUFFINGS!!!" She hurled the huge metal bin, and it smashed into eighteen Ninja Crows, plowing them into a wall. Good Bird flew all over the area, taking out Ninja Crows by the dozen, until he'd dropped all but five of them. Speedy looked at Polly, and said, "Hey, Polly…you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" She smiled, and replied, "I sure am…this calls for a double-whammy. HEY, BIRDBRAINS!!! GUESS WHAT…I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME BUTTER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FRIED!!!" Speedy crossed his swords in front of him, the energy surged around his body, and the blades, while, at the same time, Polly crossed her flute and Kodachi in front of her, and was soon surrounded by fiery pink energy, which then turned red, as it collected into her flute and her weapon. Speedy called out, "CAT'S EYE SLASH!!! HIYA!!!" At the exact same time, Polly called out, "HEARTBREAKER!!!" The powerful combined blast sent all five of the dumb Ninja Crows sailing into the air, and through the office building's roof.
Inside the office building, Cheese screamed, "YOU IDIOTS!!! HOW COULD YOU BE SITTING AROUND STUFFING YOUR FACES AND PLAYING CARDS, WHEN YOU KNEW THE PIZZA CATS WERE COMING?!!! ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?!!!" Jerry muttered, "I wouldn't talk…you're such an idiot, you almost make Sundance seem smart…oops…" Cheese hollered, "I HEARD THAT!!! JERRY…YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY…VERY, VERY ANGRY…AAARRRGGGHHH!!!" He blew up again, and Storm said, "That's it…I'm outta here…I'm not stickin' around to get mauled by that redhaired hellcat!" Cheese said, "Relax…there's still hundreds of Ninja Crows in here." Storm said, "Yeah, so what…they're all idiots…and so are you. See ya!!!" Storm bolted, climbed into his stolen UH-60 Blackhawk chopper, and flew off, hoping to find someplace to hide out, but he was shot down by an Air Force F-22 Raptor, and sent to prison.
Meanwhile, Polly ripped the metal door off of the building's rooftop stairway, and they all made their way inside, ready to pound the tar out of any Ninja Crow that dared to get in their way.
Next Chapter: The heroes begin to tear their way through the idiot Ninja Crows inside Cheese's hideout, while Sundance with Cheese about what to do with Aiko, since he's sick of her trying to maul him. Find out what happens next time, in Chapter Four: A Ninja Crow's Worst Nightmare