Today, I decided to look up anything interesting in the news. And I found a little article about a fighting bull clone in Spain, so yes this is real, but I cannot say this is completely accurate because I was trying to put it in my own words and make it more 'Hetalia' related...Anyway today's article is written by Antonio/Spain and about a sucess in his country! XD!


Fighting Bull Clone Olé!

Hola, the Spanish scientist Vicente Torrent created a clone of a fighting bull! This bull was born yesterday in a ranch in the Palencia province (northern Spain). He is called Got which is Valencian for "glass", a great name don't you agree? In Spain we are very proud because this is a first in cloning cattle! Like Dolly the sheep, a very well known cloned animal, in fact the first successful cloned mammal, Got was created using nuclear transfusion. Hopefully now endangered species will be able to be saved via cloning and maybe they'll make a clone of my Lovino too! It's a great thing that the clone was successful because the budget was 28,000 euros! The scientists are also planning to try and create clones of long-dead creatures such as dinosaurs and mammoths! Which would be great, but don't worry Lovino! I'll protect you like the proud Spaniard I am! Adios amigos!

By Antonio


Lovino crumpled up the newspaper in his hands.

"Antonio! You are NOT fucking cloning me!"
"But Lovino you're so cute!"
"Ve~ Ludwig, what's 'nuclear fusion'? Can I get a clone too?"
"Erm, well..." Lugwig started.
"You potato bastard! You're NOT cloning my brother!"
"I never said I was..." He sighed.
"HA! If anyone's going to get cloned it will be the awesome me and Gilbird! And then I and my awesome Gilbird army will rule!" Gilbert shouted, appearing out of nowhere.
"And then all that will be pointless, because everyone will become one with Russia, da?" Ivan smiled.