Red giver
Percy: Don't ever buy me red again. Its evil and it makes me cry.
Nico: ok
Moth
Percy: Nico there's a Moth outside the bathroom door can you get it?
Percy: pls hurry, i'm about to cry.
Percy: Nico
Percy: Nico
Nico: Nico is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
Nuggets
Percy: Hi, Nico.
Nico: nugget, Percy.
Nico: nugget
Nico: not nugget
Nico: nugget
Nico: ?
Percy: you are a wreck.
Nico: DID YOU DO THIS
*i changed hi to nugget in nico's phone*
Ex-Boyfriend
Percy: hey, we need to talk.
Nico: one sec, i just got a package.
Percy: great, i mean, cool. Look, i don't want to be your boyfriend anymore.
Nico: oh, um
Percy: open the package
Nico: ITS A RING AND A NOTE, IT SAYS "I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND ANYMORE I WANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND, WILL YOU MARRY ME? YES!
Blue Cookies
Nico: how do i get Percy to like me?
Annabeth: show up naked in his bed covered in blue cookies
Nico: wtf. Annabeth, no.
Annabeth: then grow a pair and talk to him.
Bad boy
Percy: I heard you like bad boys
Nico: aaaaannnnnnd
Percy: well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney channel told me to go to their website with a parents permission, i didn't ask permission.
Hubby
Nico: we should go to IHOP today. Its free pancake day.
Percy: who dis? I'll have you know, i am happily married with four kids and i don't think my husband would like it if i went out to eat with you. And besides, i wouldn't waste my time with you, since the only reason you want to go out with me is because its FREE.
Nico: Percy, its your husband
Babe
Percy: hey babe, you left the handbrake off.
Nico: no I didn't
Percy: yes, you did
Nico: NO I DIDN'T
Percy: ok. You "didn't". I guess i'm rolling down the hill in someone ELSE'S car then.
Nico: OMFG
Percy: this is amazing
Nico: DO SOMETHING
Percy: lol, nah
Old-timer
Percy: i judo flipped clarisse today!
Nico: WTF, well done
Percy:...
Percy: Nico, what do you think WTF means?
Nico: WELL THAT'S FANTASTIC
Not someone i jerk off to
Nico: Don't name me anything inappropriate
Percy: got it