Me: Hi everyone.
Spike: Wasn't the last chapter just updated, then why are you back so soon.
Me: Nice to see you too. Trio, you know the drill.
Trio: We're tired.
Me: (uses telekinesis to put them under the seat and put the chair on top of them and I jump on)
Giles: If you had telekinesis, why didn't use it?
Me: Because this is more fun. (Creates ki whip) Now, onto the questions! This one is from cherryfangz:
Okay majorly serious question.. How comesAngelhasn't punched or at least
knocked out Spike for touching Buffy yet? Everyone even Spike knows that the
Buffster and Angel are like fated or something and that Spike would so rub it
in Angel's face when he gets anywhere near Buffy which would result in a major
beating from Angel, right?
Also Angel.. Which side of you do you truly prefer? The easiness of being
soulless thus having no regrets at the killing of people.. Or the good souled
side that helps usmere mortals?
Me: Oh crap!
Angel: You what!
Me: You see, I kinda wiped the memories clean of that to avoid a fight.
Spike: (remembers) Oh yeah.
Me: (gets bell and dings it twice, the light dim and a fighting arena forms, with me the referee and commentator) Alright, I believe in clean fights, so go nuts.
Angel and Spike: (fights)
Me: I got twenty on Angel, oh, that musta hurt. Ouch!
Spike: (screams)
Me: And a dropkick to the face, ouch. Whoa, a jab to the oh, Angel got Spike hair, and… (rip) I'm gonna need to heal these two later. Angel, here! (throws a stake)
Buffy: (catches it and throws it back and hits Jonathon in the forehead) Oops!
Me: Nice going.
Willow, Tara, Buffy, and Anya: Stop them.
Me: (eating popcorn and drinking root beer) Why? Let them fight it out.
Buffy: There gonna kill each other.
Me: No, they won't, unless they're motivated. Spike and Angel, whoever wins gets a… ten million dollars and three wishes.
Spike and Angel: (stops, looks at me, then each other, and Spike jumps on Angel)
Xander: Should we stop this?
Me: No.
-10 Minutes Later-
Angel: I win. I wish…
Me: Sorry, that guarantee expired one second ago.
Angel: That's dirty.
Me: I know, so where Spike.
Spike: Right here. (several bruises on the face and knots everywhere)
Me: (heals both of them) Now, Angel, answer the question.
Angel: (reads) I like the resouled version of myself because everyone like me better this way.
Me: Wuss.
Angel: I heard that.
Me: Your point is? Next question, which was the first question, but I overlooked it. Sorry. From ThePictureWriter:
All right, this sounds like fun.
First of all, I wanted to ask Spike, Giles,Angel, orAngelus(if you can get
him to somehow appear, sans monkey sex, if possible) how is it possible that
Angelus is a right prick, when Spike is the same without or with a soul?
Also, ask Angel and Spike if they ever slept together? (Over the
century-and-a-bit they've known one another) Because, hey, sometimes, it seems
the verbal jabs seem more like innuendos.. in my opinion anyway ^^
It also be amusing to see some fights ensue.. Drusilla and Buffy over Spike?
Spike and Angel over Buffy? Oz and Tara over Willow? Maybe Cordelia and Anya
overXander? ...Or just make a giant tub of Ben& Jerry's appear and see what
happens. I also request a bag of kittens.
Last question; what happened in the infamous Fade-To-Black scene of Buffy and
Spike in Chosen? Dun-dun-duuun.
P.S.: in the mangas of DBZ, Boo was able to break out of the Room of Spirit
and Time by simply shouting with enough force and Debizels. I think he did
that in the Anime too.. (Gotenks destroyed the door to God's temple so he
couldn't get out properly, and yes, I'm a nerd.) Shame on the Trio and Xander
for forgetting this. :P
Me: Trust me it is! (Creates a duplicate of Angel and turns into Angelus) Wuss Ange,l meet Prick Angel, Prick Angel, Wuss Angel. Now Angelus, why are you such a prick?
Angelus: Because I'm a vampire and revealing my true self. Unlike this wuss. (points at Angel)
Angel: Hey. (gets ready to punch Angelus)
Me: Hey, no fighting, unless I bring the fight arena in, and I don't feel like doing that anymore.
Spike and Angel: -Censored- no!
Me: Well, they do have a point.
Spike and Angel: We haven't… recently.
Me: Oh my God.
Spike: The ladies had kicked out of our rooms and their was only one bed.
Angel: But, we didn't do anything.
Me: I could incinerate you both, but I won't because you are my 3rd and 4th favorite characters,
Spike and Angel: Who's third?
Me: Spike, only because he's cool and he looks like Wesker.
Buffy: I refuse to fight over him.
Drusilla: Same here.
Me: Either that or (forms a ki whip and points down at the Trio, who is struggling)
Drusilla: He's mine! (jumps on Buffy)
Me: Cat fight.
Angel and Spike: We already fought.
Me: Spike, Angel called you "Captain Peroxide".
Spike: She's mine! (jumps on Angel)
Cordelia: He's mine! (tries to jump on Anya, but Anya sticks out her arm and it goes through her heart)
Me: Was that necessary?
Anya: Yes!
Oz: I don't want her anymore.
Me: Alright.
-10 Minutes Later-
Me: Winners are: Buffy, Spike, Anya, and Tara. (heals everyone)
Xander and the Trio: Hey, it hasn't aied since 2005, how are we supposed to know?
Me: You know, there's something called the INTERNET! Well, no one has reviewed for days, so bye ya'll.
Everyone except me: Yes!
Me: Couldn't have wait till I left could you? Hurtful! (leaves)