"What's your name?" a nice boy asked. He had large brown eyes and neat brown hair. I shook his hand and looked up at him seeing as I was only to his eye level. "I'm La- Luka, what's yours?" I asked casually with some arrogance. He seemed pretty sane so yep…

A/N I'm really lazy so somehow you got dragged into joining the host club, which went kind of like this:

"Hey, you should join the host club, you're pretty cute!" A tiny boy looked up at me, I melted. "I- uh, no girls aren't really my thing. I explained stuttering. "I thought you were the tsundere tough boy, where did that go?" the twins asked grinning.

*time skip*

"No no! Never!" you screamed as the devil twins dragged you to the changing room.

(You can imagine the rest..)

*Third Person POV*

"So, Luka, you're the new host?" a girl asked the terrified student. He/she was curled in a ball shaking. "I-um-yeah that's me…" Hunni watched from his seat and decided to play with the new host to try to get her/him out of their shell. "Hey, Luka wanna play with me?" The Lolita boy asked. "Yeah, yeas sure." Luka answered, relieved. The girls giggled and exclaimed, "Soooo cute!"

"Ah hahaha! *loud motor* Ah, I see you found a new host, and he's not so one sided like most of your characters. Luka's shy side makes his Lolita features so much more KAWAII!" The girls swooned as they watched the two short hosts play with Usachan and sharing cake. "Hey, Takashi, can you pick me and Luka up at the same time?!" Hunni asked his eyes hopeful "Yeah." Was his only reply. Then the girls watched as Mori picked up Hunni and placed him on his shoulders while he picked up Luka bridal style. Mori looked at Luka for a moment then stopped and put both of them down, not saying a word.

"My new son is – is a girl?!" Tamaki exclaimed. "Yes, she even fooled me for a while." Kyouya replied. "Does she know about Haruhi?" Tamaki asked "No, Luka or Laney is oblivious to Haruhi being a girl.

"Ok if she doesn't know we can't let her know that we know that she's a girl."

"Very well."

*Luka/Laney POV*

I really didn't like girls…not only was I not like them, I was downright afraid of them! They would group up and giggle and point and make me feel uncomfortable and weird. With this fact in mind, being a host was very hard. All I could do around them was shake and whisper, it was humiliating! The guys don't know I'm a girl, they believe my name is Luka and some other crap I made up, but this was too far!

"Kyouya-senpai, I need to quit the Host Club…" I told the dark haired teenager. "I'm afraid I can't allow that, Mitskuni can't take all the requests that he would normally get, in addition, your shy and terrified personality along with your Lolita appearance, are just good for business." He smirked looking down at me pushing his glasses up. "What the hell! You can't keep me here against my will!-" "Actually, since you have taken refuge switching staying the club members' homes, I can have you on the streets, with nowhere to go, with no money, food, or water in about three phone calls. We wouldn't want that, now would we?"

"Bastard!"

"But now you won't leave the Host Club which is good for business."

My face heat up and I wanted to snap that stupid clipboard of his!

Anywho, spring came around and the club decided to go to the beach I was not apart6 of that decision making stupid Kyouya, he's such a…? #%&*!