Lol, everyone who reviewed got waffles.

Everyone who guessed got a cookie.

Anyone who voted on a pairing got mochi.

Looks like its gonna be Hibari/Flora. You still have a chance to change it~

I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Dino's character song FTW.

If anyone get the SOLUTION (multiple possibilities) correct, I'll write ANY fanfiction one-shot thingy they want.

Rating and pairing, your choice :D

Since Dino finished reading the 'requiem' of Mukuro, he decided to look at another statement to see if it was from a person who wasn't trying to die. The next one was covered in blood splatters.

(Hibari the Guard's Statement/POV: That Annoying Maid)

The only reason I work at Treland's mansion is because it isn't very crowded. Very few people live there, so I could deal with them.

Every week or two, a thief would try to break into the mansion and try to steal an expensive vase, painting or piece of jewlery.

Every time this happened, I'd take out my tonfas, bite them to death, and throw them out the front door.

And that maid Flora always cleans up the mess and scolds me like a child. "Kyouya, how many times have I told you not to make a mess?"

"Since when did I say you could call me by my first name?" She put her hands on her hips and gave me that same 'so what?' look.

Any smart human working with me should know they should treat me with the proper respect. I shall discipline her one day.

The mansion has five floors, and each floor excluding the first floor has eighteen rooms of the same size, in a three by six format.

The first floor consists of the kitchen, Treland's office, the ballroom, dining hall, and the employee living room.

The second floor has the employee living quarters, and a gigantic bathroom.

The third floor stores every single childish idea Treland has. It is filled with toys, paper, paper... and paper.

The fourth floor is Treland's actual home. There's his private study, three bedrooms, three bathrooms, three offices, a smoking room, a giant closet, wine room, library, game room, gun collection, and something else I can't remember at the moment.

The fifth floor houses his private collection of exotic animals. I consider this the best part of the mansion because people rarely come up here due to a few dangerous animals, so I can sit here in solitude.

"Kyouya, how long are you gonna sit there?" Never mind, I can never sit in solitude while she's working. No wonder I'm a bit of a night owl.

"Until you drop dead and leave me alone." She gave this adorable pout that made me want to hug her face to death.

"Fine, I'll leave you alone. Ass." Nevermind, I want to smash her face in now.

As I continued on, I saw Treland in the hallway. "Kyouya, I want you to make an extra rounds on the first floor."

I want to smash his face in too. I want to smash everyone's face in. This probably doesn't make the case any better for me.

Anyway, that was the last time I saw him. I don't care what happened to him, since he didn't give me my damn raise.

Do you even know how hard it is to take care of a duck/sparrow/chicken hybrid?

It takes a lot of time and patience, and clean language since it picks up whatever I tend to say.

I think its part parrot now. I should bring it to Apple Green PaRc Labs to see what they have to say.

By the way, I think you people are horrible at your job. Did you get dropped on the head when you were born?

Inspector Dino decided to skip part of it due to self-esteem killing content. "I feel so emo... Ivan, can I get a knife?" He shook his head. "No, but you can get a slap to the face." Dino sighed. "I guess that'll do..."

SLAP! "Owwie! TT^TT" SLAP! "Hey!" SLAP "Ok, I'm good." SLAP! "GEEZ, I SAID I'M FINE NOW!"

"Sorry boss, it was too much fun."

(Statement Continued)

Does it matter if I tell you what happened after that? I didn't see Treland after that. Do you people even understand what I'm saying?

All I saw after that was the cook, the perv-butler, and the annoying maid.

"Oi, Kyouya! You left the crooks blood all over the kitchen again! Couldn't you have cleaned it up?"

"Che, its not my job, squid head." An anger mark appeared on his head. "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

I spent the next half hour or so fending off glowing pasta missles.

"Neh, Kyo-chan! How do you fend off his food?" I saw his hair had been altered to a pineapple.

"I whack it. Use your fruity brain." His eye twitched. "Kufufu... Well I see you later, Kyokyo."

He left the room, and saw the maid. Mukuro exchanged a few words with her, looked back at me for a moment, smirked, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

Which annoyed me greatly. How am I suppose to smash her face when it's been touched by the lips of the butler?

So I decided to chase after him and send him to the hospital.

Beating him up was quite satisfying, but it gave him a valid alibi which pissed me off.

He even used to be an assassin.

"BOSS! THE FRUIT MAN IS THE CULPRIT!" Dino sweat-dropped. "But he has a valid alibi..." Bono scratched his head. "Oh yeah..."

Oooh... I ACTUALLY UPDATED! I had major writers block, and yeah...

I probably can update more now, since I have the sacred VOLUME FOUR of KHR.

Dino's first appearance 3

Seriously, with this sacred volume I shall write.