(( Inspiration running a little low on this one, and yes, i realise i am a cock block ;) ))
Well, that was an interesting flashback wasn't it? Okay, back to the present. "Nepeta, are you having a fucking seizure or something?" "Well i sure hope not karrkitty!" Nepeta said enthusiastically. "Why the hell did you pet me like i'm your fucking cat?" "You looked pettable!" "Thats not a word" "It is now!" "Fuck, whatever. Umm, Nepeta, where are my pants?" "Ohh," Green blush appeared on her face. "you took them off before you went to bed, so i threw them in the washing machine." "Well, thanks, but, can you go get them for me?" "Sure."
Nep walked quickly to the laundry room. "I'm so dumb!" She said as she rounded the corner to the laundry room. Without paying attention to what she was doing, she ran in and grabbed the pants. Then ran back out to where Karkat was and threw his pants at him. He caught them and looked puzzled at them for a second, did she use to much soap? Then, Karkat grabbed something on the pants and held up. Nepetas panties.
"Shit, Karkitty, i'm so sor-" She was cut off by the panties being thrown in her face. She flailed for a moment, but finally caught them. When she took the panties off of her face, she noticed a large bulge around the cancers mid section. Well, double shit. Karkat held Nepetas' panites and got a boner. Or maybe it was morning wood. Nepeta shielded her eyes, blushing furiously. Karkat had no idea what she was embarrassed about, and then he looked down. Hes got a major hard on right now. Fuck. He's harder than a rock and is being diplayed like a private show to Nepeta.
Karkat quickly jumped to hide his erection. Blushing along with Nepeta. He threw his pants on quickly, stood up, and ran to the bathroom. He decided to hang out here untill his dick died. "Karkat, it's not that bad!" Nepeta knocked on the door. "GO THE FUCK AWAY." "Come on. It's okay!" "GODDAMNIT NEPETA, GO WAY" "You can't see it, but i'm sad" "GOOD!" "I'm not leaving untill you come out!" "WELL YOU'LL BE THERE FOR A WHILE!" "Fine."
Nepeta had fallen asleep on the door. Not comfortable, but sleepable. Suddenly, the feeling of falling. And then something caught her. Karkat had opened the door and taken the support from Nepetas' 'pillow' but luckily Karkat caught her, just in time. He took off his sweater and put it under her head as a make shift pillow. He walked to their blanket bed and popped in a movie, this one starred troll Adam Sandler.
Nepeta woke up a few hours later, on a grey sweater? She took a look at the sweater she was sleeping on. A cancer symbol was paintfed across the front. Did she fall asleep on karkitty? She heard a romcom in the living room. He must be in there. She walked to the blanket bed, and saw Karkat, fapping to a sex scene.
"Karkat!? What the FUCK!" Nepeta shouted as she ran into the bathroom. The girl slammed the door closed, what the hell Karkat, those were my good blankets, Nepeta thought. She didn't want to lock herself in the bathroom like he did, so she gave him just enough time to get dressed. When she walked back out the door, Karkat was fully dressed, sitting on her bed with his hands in his face.
"Karkat," Nepeta stated "what the fuck." "I'm fuckin sorry." "Couldn't you just wait till you got home?" "What? Couldn't you wait untill i left your hive before rubbing one out in the bathroom?" Nepeta gasped, how did he know?! She locked the door didn't she? Well, she closed it right? Wait shit. She left the door wide open. "Well, i guess neither of us have room to talk then." Nepeta said.
"Your goddamned right." Nepeta pushed Karkat down on the bed on his back. " I guess i don't." Then, the Huntress, stradled her prey. Nepeta leaned down and kissed Karkat. And Karkat retunred the kiss, for whatever reason. Nep giggled. "What the fuck is so funny?" "You kiss awesomely." "Oh shut the fuck up."
Clothes were thrown off, moans were heard, and the two were left satisfied. When the pair were done, they laid next to eachother on the bed, panting. "That," Nepeta started "Was awesome." Karkat completed her sentence. They looked at eachother. "Yeah." "It was." Karkat gave Nepeta a kiss and got up to get dressed and cleaned up the popcorn and candy. While he was getting dressed, Nepeta became worried he was going to 'hit it and quit it'. "Karkitty, where are you going?" "Krabdads going to get pissed at me, but I can come back tonight, if you want?" "Fuck yes I do." "Okay," Karkat gave her a long kiss and said "see you tonite," Karkat paused "Matesprit." Nepetas heart jumped. "I'll be here! Matespurrit!"
The cancer walked out the door. When she knew he was gone, she jumped in glee. Umm, naked. Pounce brought her some clothes, and Nepeta began to prepare for tonite. Oh man! First she had to update her shipping wall! She was just so happy!
Karkat was walking home, he kept thinking about Nepeta and how just yesterday, he was telling this girl how he dosn't want anything to do with her romantically, and now he loves her. Karkat Vantas loves Nepeta Leijon. He wondered what she was doing right then. She was probably updating her silly little shipping wall.
Of couse she was updating her awesome shipping wall! Putting a circle around new ships and putting 3's on official ships. She waited to do her and Karkat last. It was the most impurrtant afterall! Ok! Time to clean up for tonite! She went to clean up the blanket bed, but Karkitty had already cleaned it up. How nice! She sat on her bed, opened up her grub tops browser, and searched "Laced Braws."