I don't own Naruto, just the OC(s).

Shopping With Girls...

Sasuke couldn't believe his luck. He got stuck having to go shopping with girls: His mom, Kushina-san, Kimi and Hinata. How horrible is that?! He simply wanted to go out to catch up with his mother, but when he got to the diner she wanted to meet up, he discovered that she actually planned to make him carry the bags while they –the girls- were shopping.

He was walking down an aisle in a clothing shop, when a meek dark-red haired girl walked up to him, holding an interesting shirt: he didn't know if it was the back or the front facing him...

"You know, Kimi, I think you would have more boyfriends if you wore something less... something that doesn't practically hide your whole neck and reaches your knees." Said Sasuke, looking at the blue pullover with a bored eye. The other was currently spying a man that was trying to hit on his mother.

The poor girl just blushed; mind you, she was much shyer than her cousin, Hinata. That girl knew when to transform into a nagging girlfriend. This one... Well, let's just say that she knew when to give the evil eye better. That brought back memories of her making Naruto practically run up a wall in second grade, when he tried to take her favorite pen. Ah, what great memories...

Ah, yes. There was a man trying to hit on his obviously married mother... Time to do something out of character for him...

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER, YOU PERV! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S MARRIED?!" he was... foaming?! ... stalking down the path towards them; and in the process some innocent buckets met the crème linoleum floor noisily.

The man was startled by the sudden yell, but Mikoto was expecting it, so she just smirked at the scared man. And Kushina was doubled over laughing... veeeery subtle, ne?

At the front of the shop, the cashier, Mebuki-san and Hinata turned their heads slowly around, knowing that the one that yelled was Sasuke. They were surely shocked to see said teen practically drag the man to the front by his collar... Was the man turning blue?!

"STAY AWAY FROM HER, AND THE OTHER WOMEN YOU CURRENTLY SEE IN THIS SHOP, OR I'LL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN!" Sasuke was surely furious...

The man scrambled up to his feet, and ran away with his hands in the air, yelling something about crazy teenagers. Yeah, a typical day of shopping with his mom, Kushina-san and her goddaughters.