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Author's Note: Alright so I came up with Ginny's revenge while roaming Turkey! Hehehe I hope you'll find it as amusing as I did! Enjoy!
"Malfoy, I do believe this is yours!" Ginny said smiling pleasantly, handed Draco the damned galleon, and walked off without giving him a chance to say anything.
What the hell? She should be pissed off, ready to kill, or at least have a few choice words for me. And what the hell was with that smile, damn creepy if you ask me! Draco wondered and continued down the hallway to Transfiguration, too distracted to notice that everyone who passed him were trying incredibly hard to smother their laughter.
As he entered the Transfiguration room, he finally noticed the strange looks that were given to him. "Something you want to tell me?" He said in his most menacing voice to some Gryffindor he didn't care to know the name of- Anna, Marina, Ginevra-his brain came to halt. Ofcourse thats not her name Ginevra is a unique beautiful name that- bloody hell! Before he could think anymore into it, Professor McGonagall came walking in. She stopped suddenly, when Draco turned around he saw her looking at him and was a bit disturbed that he had caught her looking at his ass, he knew it was flawless but
"Mr. Malfoy... uhem are you aware that the words "I LOVE GRYFFINDORS" is on your buttox?" She said, trying her very hardest not to burst out laughing.
Draco looked down horrified at what he saw. In a bright, gold sparkling font, were written the words, as before said by McGonagall, I LOVE GRYFFINDORS!
"MOTHERFU"
"MR. MALFOY! That type of language is not allowed in Hogwarts, now turn around so I can remove it-unless you put it there...?" The class howled with laughter.
Draco was pissed. "No I did not put it there, just remove it." He said stifling all his anger.
"Very well" She muttered a few words and shot the usual counter curse for pranking spells. Unfortunately (well unfortunate for Malfoy that is, the class on the other hand was having the time of their lives) the writing changed. Now on Malfoy's butt were the words, I LOVE HARRY POTTER in rainbow letters.
"Well it's about time you came out of the closet Malfoy" Ron said trying his hardest to complete the sentence without laughing, seeing as he was not getting enough air.
"Shut it Weasley!"
"Ya shut it Ron, its me he's in love with not you there is no need to be jealous!" Harry added causing him and Ron to fall on the floor in laughter.
Draco scowled, putting on a glare that would have made Belletrix cringe.
"Oh my! Well Mr. Malfoy I suppose we could try it again, but I don't think it will work if it didn't work the first time," McGonagall said stifling a laugh of her own. "Who did this to you dear?"
"No one, just remove it now!" A Malfoy was not about to admit defeat to a Weasley, no way in hell. Hell was were she belonged the little bitch, although I am rather impressed with her Slytherin like tendencies, and her spell was bloody brillidammit I'm not supposed to be thinking this and after she put that on my butt. I'll kill her!"Uh Mr. Malfoy, I'm quite certain you'll need to see the caster of this spell in order to remove it. For now sit down and pay attention, we've wasted enough class time as it is!" McGonagall said briskly then walked to the front of the class, leaving a scowling Malfoy to glare after her refusing to sit.
"Mr. Malfoy, sit" she said in an a very her tone-sharp, brisk, and a bit of amusement.
"Bloody weasel, I will get her if it the last thing I do the little..." He went of mumbling to no one in particular. Not like anyone would have heard him, they were still laughing their asses off.
"AAAAasdojhgewh-" Ginny squealed as hands grabbed her waist and muffled her voice.
"Get rid of it weaslette, now" Malfoy said in a deep, husky incredibly sexy -holy shit no!
"I don't know what you are talking about Malfoy" Ginny said in the most innocent voice she could muster, recovering from her unmentionable thoughts.
"You know damn well what I'm talking about" He growled, clearly not wanted to fool around.
"I'm sorry, but I don't. Though I must admit nice ass Malfoy, I'm glad you've finally taken hold of your sexuality" She said before she headed of to lunch, Malfoy following her just as she had planned.
"Weasley, your not getting away from me without removing it. And I am not gay, I mean I know there were rumors about me and Blaise, but we were drunk it was just a peck. Inevermind just take it off!"
"Sorry Malfoy but I've seemed to forgotten how to remove it" She said, ignoring the last comment even though she had many witty retorts for that she couldn't respond to them seeing as she walked into the lunch hall.
She turned around, startling Malfoy but he composed hiself quickly- Malfoys are never startled, especially not by Weaslette.
"Actually, I would probably remember if you did something for me" She said smirking like there was no tomorrow.
"The devil doesn't take requests Weasley" he said, clearly content with his clever play on words.
"I full well know that, but you see I'm talking to a Malfoy-one who is completely at my mercy" she replied so that all of the lunch room could hear her. "Now if you want me to remove it, all you have to do is kiss Harry. I know you've been dying to do it, and I know your reluctant because you're scared of what everyone will think, but its no good hiding from the truth Draco"
"Well Ginny, I'm afraid that I don't roll that way and never will no matter how much Potter wants me." Harry scowled at this. "You on the other hand just can't stand the fact that you want me, so you cover it up and call me gay."
Ginny certainly wasn't expecting that twist, and Malfoy could tell since her mouth was hanging open.
"It's not polite to gape Weasley, I mean I know I'm irrestible but really. You used to be so much better at covering it up."
"Oh please Malfoy I would never want you, I'd rather kiss the dark lord then you" She shivered at that thought.
"Oh really well I'd rather have at it with Snape then you" His voice beginning to rise.
"I'd rather with Goyle" cringing slightly as she said this. Goyle hearing his name snapped up and realized something was going on.
"I'd rather with Dumbledore" Both now completely oblivious that they were stating this in front of everyone, including the people mentioned-well except Voldemort ofcourse.
"Well, I'd rather-"
"Shut up Weasley" He said as he advanced towards her clearly not thinking.
"Okay" Was all she had time to say before his lips made their ascend on hers. They deepened the kiss, both still completely oblivious to everyone one-well actually pretty much unaware of what they were doing, what happened, everyone gaping around them, pretty much everything.
Author's note: Well that certainly took a different direction then what I first intended, but hell it turned out pretty good. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review!