Road Rage
Roughly thirty-minutes later, Scott was driving Jean toward a fancy restaurant in his new Black Convertible. Taking the scenic route, Scott took this opportunity to make conversation with his date.
"So, Jean, have I mentioned how lovely you look this evening?" Scott says to her.
"Actually you haven't. Thank you," Jean responds with a smile.
Scott smiles back.
"Thank god Wolverine is nowhere near in sight to further ruin my perfect night," Scott says quietly to himself.
But to Scott's dismay, Wolverine was approaching them from behind on his motorcycle.
"Goddammit Wolverine!" Scott says angrily as he looks out of his rear-view mirror.
"Scott, is something the matter?" Jean asks.
Scott turned to Jean and gave her a cheesy smile.
"Nope! Nothing at all!" Scott lies.
"Oh, okay," Jean responds as she began checking her make-up.
Scott turns around in his seat and sticks his head out of the window, glaring at Wolverine, who was picking up speed.
"Sorry Wolverine, but your ride ends here," Scott says, lifting up his sunglasses to shoot a beam of energy from his eyes right at Wolverine.
BLAM!
Scott's optic beams hit the engine of Wolverine's motorcycle, causing it to explode. The motorcycle swerves all over the road before…
CRASH!
…slamming into a tree.
"That takes care of him for now…" Scott says with a grin of satisfaction.
Meanwhile, Wolverine, now lying on the ground charred and burnt like a piece of toast, is left holding the handles of his motorcycle, the rest of his bike blown to bits.
"Ah you bitch…" Wolverine growls as he tosses aside the handles and rises to his feet. He stumbles out onto the road, where he sees an oncoming car approaching him.
Wolverine stands in the middle of the road, forcing the oncoming car to brake and stop just inches from him.
"What the hell is your problem, buddy?" yells the driver.
Wolverine walks up to the car, grabs the driver, and chucks him out of his car before getting in and driving off with it himself.
Back with Scott and Jean, they were now approaching the city. Thinking he was in the clear, Scott lets out a sigh of relief.
However, that didn't last long as Wolverine suddenly pulls up alongside of Scott, honking his horn to get their attention.
Both Scott and Jean turn and see Wolverine. The couple had a 'WTF' expression on their faces.
"Wolverine? What are you—?" Jean began to say as Wolverine pulla up right next to her.
"Change of plans, Jean, you're riding with me now," Wolverine says as he leans out of his car and pulls Jean inside his vehicle. "As for you, one-eye, it's your turn now to get into a wreck," Wolverine continues as he unleashes his claws, reaches down to Scott's tires and slashes them.
Wolveriiiiiiiiine!" Scott yells as he now swerves off of the road and ends up colliding into a large low-clearance billboard.
Wolverine turns to Jean and grins.
"So, how about you and me check out that new sports bar downtown?" Wolverine asks her.
"Oh my…sure!" says a flattered Jean, not really fazed by the fact that she'll be with Wolverine for the evening instead.
Scott meanwhile pries himself out of his now totaled Convertible and growls angrily.
"You're dead, Wolverine…" Scott promises, clenching his fists.
Continue on to the next chapter!
