Hormones
Authored By: Noellejane.
"Honey, am I fat?"
The single question brings enough terror to the Avatar's eyes it's unbelieveable. He has faced Fire Lord Ozai, but not even the deceased demonic man can bring that much pure horror to his boyish face. His mouth opens and shuts like a koi fish, and he frantically thinks for a reply that would not have him frozen in another iceburg. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he agrees that there is nothing more scary then a hormonal five month Katara.
"Uhh. Erm. No. You're beautiful,"
He grins uneasily, and he swears he can hear his jaw creak with the effort. He prays desperately to the spirits for mercy, hoping that Katara would find his reply perfectly fine. Of course, she did not, and imidiently burst out into tears. "You're just saying that! I'm a fat fat fatty walrus-whale!"She shouts pitifully, burying her face in her hands.
Sokka had warned him that Katara would get overly hormonal, but nothing could prepare him for this. He reaches out uneasily, as if she will bite his fingers off if he gets too close. Strangely enough, he doesn't put it past her. "Kat, you're not fat. Sure you gained.. a bit.. of weight, but you're still very pretty,"He replies gingerly, he was never to good with words, and he did not need her more upset than she was already. Which was pretty upset. Katara's eyes peeked out from beneath her fingers, and her eyes widened slightly. "Really?"She sniffles, staring up at the Avatar who looks on the verge of tears himself.
Author'sNote:
I think Kat is a cute nickname for Katara. :D Isn't it? Anywayz, this is another attempt a humerous drabble, probably futile. Request a couple, and I'll do a drabble about dealing with pregnancy. I'm in a creative mood.