A/n: Warning: Sexual References and Mild Language.

Blaine was strutting down the hall to his locker when he saw a boy wearing super tight, red skinny jeans. Great ass! He thought as was walking passed the boy he pretended to squeeze it, when the boy grabbed his arm and smashed it against a locker. Blaine looked at boy and realized it was the one he winked at in Spanish, but he didn't realize how god damn beautiful he was until this point. He has amazingly styled brown hair, the clearest porcelain skin he had ever seen and the most stunning glass eyes that made Blaine's heart beat a bit faster.

"Don't touch me!" The boy shouted. Shoving Blaine's arm harder into the locker with a bitchy glare.

"Hi. Names Blaine Anderson." Blaine smirked.

"I know who you are… stay away from me you douchebag!"

"Nice ass baby." said Blaine with his best charming smile.

"Don't call me that, your disgusting!"

The boy turned to walk away when Blaine shouted "What's your name baby!?"

"Kurt, Kurt Hummel." He shouted back turning round the corner. Blaine just stood there, his heart racing, thinking about what just happened; Kurt Hummel is the most beautiful boy in Lima. And he wanted him, which as far as he was concerned, was what he was going to get…

Kurt practically ran to glee club after the Blaine incident, holy crap I basically threw him against the locker, what the hell did I do that for!? He asked himself, But, oh my god he's an asshole! He went to the back and took his seat next to Mercedes. "Hey white boy!" she smiled.

"Hi" Kurt said trying not to sound too pissed off.

"Okay, before we get started I should tell you that Principal Figgins wants us to perform a song at the assembly tomorrow to get more people to audition this year!" Announced Mr Schue.

"But, Mr Schue whenever we perform in assembly everything always goes wrong!" Exclaimed Tina Cohen-Chang at the front sat next to her boyfriend Mike Chang (No relation). Everyone started complaining to each other about performing.

"Oh come on guys! I was thinking we could do a Ke$ha song?" said Mr Schue. Everyone thought about it then they decided they will do it.

The next day in the assembly hall Principal Figgins announced "Hello students, now we have a special treat, the New Directions will now perform 'Your Love is My Drug' by Ke-dollar sign-ha. Enjoy." Blaine, sat in the middle of the audience, raised his eye brows as the curtains went up, to see Brittany stood at the front in the middle wearing denim shorts and a baggy top with her hair and makeup like Ke$ha's.

Brittany:

New Directions start dancing behind Brittany, who's dancing lead.

Maybe I need some rehab

Or maybe just need some sleep

I got a sick obsession

I'm seeing it in my dreams

I'm looking down every alley

I'm making those desperate calls

I'm staying up all night hoping hitting my head against the wall

New Directions:

What you got, boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind!

Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
(I said)
Your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your lo ve, your love

Blaine started staring at Kurt with a small side smile.

Brittany:
Won't listen to any advice
Momma's telling me I should think twice
But left to my own devices,
I'm addicted – it's a crisis
My friends think I've gone crazy
My judgment's gettin' kinda hazy
My sleaze is gonna be affected
If I keep it up like a love sick crack head

Blaine couldn't stop watching Kurt and thinking about how amazingly sexy he looks dancing. He put his hands through his hair and began chewing on his lip wondering how Kurt, a guy who he just met and who had just threw his arm against a locker, had such an effect on him…

New Directions:
What you got, boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind!

Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
(I said)
Your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love

Brittany:
I don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me
But crash and crave you when you leave

Hey, so I got a question
Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum
Is my love your drug?
Your drug?
Huh, your drug?
Huh, your drug?
Is my love your drug?

New Directions:
Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
(I said)
Your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love

Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
(I said)
Your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love

Brittany:
Hey, hey, so
Your love, your love, your love, your love is my drug
I like your beard

Everyone, including Blaine, claps and Blaine still couldn't keep his eyes off Kurt.

A/n: DISSOWNER! I don't own Ke$ha, glee or the song or basically anything… I wish i did though! Xx

Hmm, hope you liked this one; it's quite short actually so I'm going to get the next one up ASAP! I love this song, and I picked Brittany to sing it 'cos she's the Ke$ha/Brittany Sperce etc. one of the New Directions! (: xxx

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