Tloj: So... uh... I accidentally skipped posting this one. So... this is the new chappie, not the next one. :P So very sorry! I'll post another to make up for it!

Everybody owns somebody. I happen to own Beat Wukon.

I'm sitting at the table with an action figure when the Seeing Pool starts spouting water.

I toss the figure aside and walk up to the pool. "Princess Sheila, the Pool thingie is picking up something!" I call.

She looks over from watering some flowers, and blinks. She runs over, and looks inside as the waters calm. "Beat, it's an Org! You're needed on the surface."

I nod and place two fingers on my forehead, concentrating on the location the Seeing Pool showed me. I warp there instantly, looking around.

A big black creature with red horns, and one eye turns to me. It looks like he's part… tire, like for a car.

"Who the heck are you," he says in a deep, guttural voice. "Where'd you come from?"

"I am Son Goku, a Super Saiyan!" I say dramatically.

"...Uh…" He blinks.

"Just kidding. I'm Beat, and Imma deck you in the tires!" I take a fighting stance.

"We'll see about that," he growls, and summons two axes with purple energy.

"Hey, that's cool. I can only do this…" I bring my hands together at my side, and energy starts cumilating between them. "Kaaa…." I focus.

"Oh, nice trick. Try this!" He crosses the axes in front of him, and the next thing I know an arc of purple energy hits me square in the gut.

"Ow!" I hiss, shaking it off without moving. "Meeee…"

"Grr…" He hugs his body in, and transforms into a tire larger than most cars. It peels out, and speeds right for me.

"Oh… HAMEHA!" I fire a huge blue beam at him, surrounding him in it.

"AAHHHHH!"

Intro break! youtube watch?v=tlKj5m3KhB8

One hour earlier…

I look around the dark room, "It's here someplace Master."

It had better be. Do you have lights or something? Your horn glows if not.

"I have infrared, night vision." I activate it, and then spot what I'm looking for under a pile of scrap. An arm cannon. I grab it, and pull it free along with the robot attached to it.

"E-101 Beta, Master, one of Eggman's more competent creations. He was remade with several upgrades." I play the memory files for The Ultimate to witness.

Interesting… I point out the fact that he has no hands, however. How will he procure a dagger if he cannot hold one?

"A simple upgrade Master. E-123 Omega can retract his hands to make cannons, and other weaponry."

Very well. Is his programming chip still intact? I need that, if nothing else.

I pry open a hatch on his back, and withdraw the chip. "Intact."

Very good. Grab all of his parts and return to base. I will send an Org when you retrieve another Zord.

Present…

"The Org fell as predicted Master." I raise a hand from my spot on the rooftop, "Evil spirits of toil, and strife give this fallen Org new life!"

I turn my back as it grows, and speed into the sky as it bears down on the green ranger.

…

"Whoa!" I fade out and reappear on a rooftop, jumping and flying at the now giant monster, kicking it in its giant eye.

It more irritates him than anything, like a speck of dust, and he backhands me away.

"Gah… So this is when I call the Gorilla Zord, I think." I growl as I land. I pull my cell phone and flip it open, pressing the button. "Wild Access!" I call.

I transform into my Ranger self. The Org stares at me, "Hey! A Power Ranger! I've been looking for you…" He raises a foot to squash me.

I smirk and brace myself, reaching for my dagger as I raise my other hand.

"...OW MY FOOT!"

…

"That one is not a competent as I had thought Master." I fly in undetected on the side of the island, scanning for the Gorilla Zord, and waiting for it to leave.

I watch it for a good five minutes.

"...Master, the Gorilla Zord isn't leaving."

What… Why isn't he calling it?!

…

I jump up and slash at it again, making it jolt back in pain again. "Ha! Take that one too!" I smirk. My cell phone rings, and I hold it to my ear. "Hello?"

"Beat, call the Gorilla Zord. It's getting restless, and you're destroying property by dragging this battle out." Princess Sheila says.

"But in the rulebook, the rules clearly say that I only call the zords if it's an unfair fight! I think this is pretty fair!" I complain.

"Just… could you do it, please?"

"Fine… How do I do that again?"

The Org roars and takes a swipe at me, and I fly sideways. "Hey! I'm having a conversation here!" I yell.

"So what?!" The Org gives me the finger, and slams his ax down on a building. "Now hold still, or I'll crush this town!"

"Oh, right. I call upon the mighty Gorilla Zord!" I raise my dagger into the sky.

…

There it goes. Now's your chance.

"Yes Master." I give the beacon for Beta, and fly for the Crystal Chamber. Fortunately Eggman gave him the ability to teleport, it shouldn't take the Zord long to finish with the Org. I lead him inside, and he uses one of his new hands to pick up a dagger, and the yellow animal crystal.

He pops it into place once we get outside, the yellow morpher in his storage compartment. "Soaring Eagle Zord, I summon you," he monotones, holding the dagger over his head.

The Eagle responds quickly, swooping in and landing in front of Beta.

Beta uses the Morpher, "Wild Access!" I watch as his black paint turns yellow, and a beak shaped visor appears over his optic. He vanishes, appearing over the Eagle Zord's head. A new pair of legs unfold from his torso as he exits flight mode, and he puts a hand to the Eagle Zord's head. "Back to Base…"

…

"WAHHH!"

The Gorilla Zord hurls the Tire Org out of the city almost, and chases after him. As the Org tries to get to his feet the Gorilla Zord uses beams from his eyes to create massive… banana trees. Is it after a snack?

It picks a few bananas, and throws them at the Orgs, and they explode like bombs on contact. With a last groan the Org explodes, and the Gorilla Zord beats his chest in triumph.

"Yeah! Good job, Gorilla Zord!" I whoop. "Thanks for the help!"

He snorts, and nods. He reaches out, and puts me on his shoulder as he runs back up the rainbow trail to the Animarium.

Princess Sheila is waiting for me with a big smile, "You did it Beat! I knew you would."

"Thanks! I wish there was a way to just make me bigger though… I feel helpless just letting the Gorilla Zord finish him off with his… giant banana bombs… Yeah, I think that's what those were…"

The Gorilla Zord snorts, and nods. Princess Sheila pats my shoulder, "Once the other Rangers are assembled, and you have the Megazord you will be able to use his might for yourself. Give it time, we'll find the others eventually."

"I wonder how many of them'll be natural fighters like me…" I smile thoughtfully.

…

I'm laughing as I watch the Eagle Zord perched on the back of the Lion. "It worked perfectly Master, and the Ranger has no idea!"

I doubt they will find out until they find a new Ranger. You must go find another robot for our army while they are distracted.

"I have several in mind," I reply as I go through a list on a terminal. I pause, and bring up a file.

"Here Master, she was a prototype that was discarded before deployment. She did not have the temperament Eggman sought, but with some reprogramming we can use her. As a bonus we won't need to waste time on repairs since she is in storage, not the scrapheap."

I glance over to where Beta is undergoing upgrades to make his walking body sleeker, more versatile. The Ranger won't know what hit him.

Very well. Get going.

I nod, and with one last glance at the Lion Zord I fly off for some of Eggman's old bases to find my prize.

Tloj: Now next chapter might make more sense. :P