3: Behin enemy lines (but its secret)
At redwigs practice Zetterberg was ponding pucks into goals like a metoeor shower REALLY LIKE THAT GOOD. He was a reel good player but cockly arrogant and pretty old. He said "I'm the best Hahahah those CSI weenies ell never win"! Chris Osgood blocked pucks left and left and he was also pretty good at his goalie positrion.
Zetterberg harbered a distatse for the penguins especially that Crosby. Deep deep down in his cold hart Zetterbeg knew that Crosby had been better and he was still just young think abot when he gets some older year! Osgoo his sidekik dsaid "Hey cappy you think those CSIs might maybe surprise us?" Zetterburgh cacklied like a big werewolf. "Never ever!" he chackled meanly.
The played more and goals were scoring a lot liike BOOM! GOAL! YEAH! They were reel good. Like reel reel good. It was hard to believe. The CSIs had the work cut up for them, and thats saying the least.
Then like seriously out of nowhere he pulled out anorexicSTEROIDS! "Haha these will seal the deal!" Osgood agreed haply. The gave them the rest of team and they all juiced up eagerly like hungry animal. They all laffed manically and kept playin.
They played even more. The pucks moved so fast is was like heavenly fire. Like sorta when god destroyed Sodom and Gomorah (SYMBOLIZIM - author note) because gay pelpe are gross. Except when is 2 hot ladies eith big boobs ans nice butt. Oh yeah. You know it. Actually it was pretty much exatcly like that. The Wings felt there was no way they could lose, and they might just be rite.
Then suddenly a shady sillawet walked onto the icy hockey feild. He was caring a brief case and was in a tuxedo. He worew fancy shoes but didn slip on ice. John knew he ment real business. "What ar tou doing here?" questioned an impatint Zohan. "I have a proposistion" said the mystrey man…