Kenny's Pov
Today was a windy day, it was cold and I just stared at my phone, my wallpaper was a young girl with a stripper dress.
I smiled and just stared at the picture, I felt myself get hit with a pole, and I pulled myself up and tried to find Stan.
"Hey Kenny." I heard Stan call while I stared at my phone more.
"Stan, I been looking for you." I told him drinking some beer from my pocket.
"I see, why?" Stan asked.
"We need to talk." I told him.
Stan and I sat down on some bench and I took some crack out.
"Is it about Porn?" Stan asked.
"No! But I want to see porn right now." I told him smiling.
"Me too." Stan said laughing.
"Anyway, what happen doing you and Kyle's make out?" I asked changing the subject.
"What do you mean?" Stan asked.
"Did you like it?" I asked taking the crack out.
"…."
"Stan, I will give you the biggest porn ever if you tell me." I said showing him some porn video.
"…... Fine! I kind of liked it." Stan confessed.
"Do you like him?" I asked waving the porn in his face.
"No." Stan said fast.
"You do, don't ya?" I said.
"A little." Stan said.
"You're gay?" I asked.
"Yeah…don't tell anyone or I will tell everyone that you watch porn a lot." Stan said.
I laughed and shook my head.
"I will tell everyone that you are gay." Stan said.
"Who cares?"
"Just don't tell please." Stan said.
"I will not." I said with a plan in my head.
"Thanks better go find Kyle." Stan said getting up.
"To make out with him more?" I asked.
"Maybe." Stan said laughing.
"OH, I better not hear you guys.'" I said.
"That's what she said." Stan told me leaving.
I have the perfect plan and now I am drunk, Butters better be here before I end up killing Fatass.
REVIEW! Like the end? I will write more tomorrow while watching iOMG! and eatting soup...;D