And since I enjoy writing this so much, here is the third part. WAHOO.

Altair's Answering Machine

After arguing with Ubisoft for the past hour, Altair went outside to go find his horse. After which he then started cleaning off his house all the toilet paper.

(Beep)

31. This is Vidic. I need to know where you hid the apple.

(Beep)

32. This is Lucy and well Desmond is …no Desmond you can't jump off the building… like I was saying Desmond is…no there is no hay barrel on the street…

(Beep)

33. HAHAHA Assassin. I finally know how to read. And I the hillbilly will come after you in the next few days. Your first attempt for killing me didn't work. Pushing me off a building will never work HAHAHA.

(Beep)

34. Wait if everything is permitted. Then can I come and raid your fridge?

(Beep)

35. Is Al Mualim running?…than you better go catch him *giggles*

(Beep)

36. Is Rodrigo Borgia in the can?…than you better open it and let him out *laughs*

(Beep)

37. I'll be back… wait no scratch that. I won't be back.

(Beep)

38. Hello? Anyone home?

(Beep)

39. I WANT MY APPLE? RAWR

(Beep)

40. Altair…you got me Pregnant.

(Beep)

41. Yeah sorry about the toilet paper so to apologize I stole your sword and gave you $10,000 for it.

(Beep)

42. How the hell did you get my Mater Sword?

(Beep)

43. OMG…actually I have nothing to say. I was just bored.

(Beep)

44. Hey have you seen my pumpkin. I love pumpkins.

(Beep)

45. Assassin…HI!

Altair got back inside and listened to his new messages. He looked over to his mantel and saw that his favorite sword that was hung over it was gone. "HE STOLE MY SWORD AND GAVE ME AMERICAN MONEY? AGH" he yelled and then noticed a random sword stuck in the ceiling. He pulls it out and noticed it was the master sword. "How the hell did I get this sword?" he asked himself and left the house looking for the thief that stole his favorite sword.

Well since I'm enjoying this, I've decided to give the readers the option to post their own ideas on the review page. If you have one you want to post then please do so and if I like it enough. Then I will put it on a future chapter.

But until next time on The Official Assassin Hotline. The bored Skeleton, is signing off.