Chapter 3
Harry, extremely confused, threw his stun grenade.
But because he had been so confused, he had accidentally thrown the stun grenade out the window.
There was a faint bang; then a cat flew through the window and down the corridor.
Then a cow, then a horse, a jellyfish, a dog and finally a giant squid.
Fred and George laughed.
George was moving his hand towards the detonator when suddenly Harry's trunk, growling as loudly as ever, flew through the wall and devoured Fred and George.
Harry took the chance and ran as fast as his little beaten-into-crap legs would carry him.
He ran down the stairs; he was just stepping off the stairs when they moved.
Harry then found himself falling down 6 floors so quickly, he conjured up a parachute and floated down.
When he reached the bottom he landed on Dumbledore, who proceeded to run around screaming.
"ARGHHHHH! MY DREAM'S TRUE! VOLDEMORT IS INVADING!" yelled Dumbledore.
"Hey, all I wanted was a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit" said Voldemort, who had just walked in and was starting to cry.
Dumbledore stopped. "Oh" he said and passed out.
Ron, who had been standing there watching, conjured up a mattress and slid it under Dumbledore as he fainted.
Unfortunately the mattress was so springy that Dumbledore bounced off it, out the window and off into the distance.
Kenny (one of the first years) walked in and started pulling faces at Voldemort, who was reaching for his wand.
"Hey Harry" said Ron.
"Yeah?" replied Harry.
"I think everything is O.K now, Voldemort is been nice for once..." said Ron.
"Holy crap! Get down!" yelled Harry as he dived to the floor taking Ron with him. As Voldemort shrieked "avada kadavra" a bolt of lighting shot over Ron's head.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" yelled Ron.
"You bastard!" yelled Harry and with that he conjured up a bazooka and blew Voldemort into tiny little pieces.
"Oh dear" said Harry.