Duel Academy Excitement!
Redux Edition -Written by SubZeroGreymon and Smittyboy
Chapter 03 -The Dorms Three! Welcome to Duel Academy
As the helicopter that took Students to Duel Academy Island flew, many of the students were beginning to grow bored. One of those students, Haruhi Suzumiya, was hit ESPECIALLY hard by this.
"Hey, Haruhi," Jaden raised an eyebrow, "Anything wrong?"
"Leave me alone, Jaden," Haruhi snapped back.
"Oh, you'll have to forgive her," Kyon replied to Jaden, "She's been that way ever
since I met her - Hyper some moments, antisocial the next."
"How DID you meet her anyway?" Jaden asked.
"Well, it kinda happened last summer in Cram School," Kyon reminisced, "The summer I came to realize many of my dreams, aliens, espers, and time travelers, were just that -dreams. I entered Cram School, a simple man, trying to find his way in the world I call home. Then... Haruhi entered the same cram school I did. Instead of going through life
with nothing notable, I got the attention of a MANIAC, who still believed aliens and espers and time-travelers still existed. She then had to found a 'Let's do whatever the hell Haruhi Suzumiya wants' club, which is currently just Haruhi and myself. Also, she calls it the SOS Brigade for some reason. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it."
"... Wow. I guess you're kinda lucky you've got such good friends like her," Jaden smiled.
"SHE'S INSANE!" Kyon shouted back, "Do you KNOW how much she wanted to attend this damn academy JUST BECAUSE this DAMN GAME has so many rumors behind it! Millenium Items! Real monsters! And some dude with weird hair! That's all she wants to see!"
"... Chill, man, chill," Jaden sighed.
"If you look to your left," the pilot spoke through the loudspeaker, "You'll seeDuelAcademyIsland. Ignore the active volcano."
"WHAT!" Kyon yelled, "This school has an active volcano? Who the hell would build a school next to an active volcano!"
"This academy has been funded by Seto Kaiba," the pilot continued, "Recently, there have been rumors that it's the location for some ancient prophecy involving evil gods, alternative universes, and the chosen one turning unexplainingly evil."
"Oh, that answers my question," Kyon replied, "Yet it makes me wonder if we're
about to die by ancient prophecy involving card games."
Your friend seems prophetic. You should beware.
Jaden shrugged at this. Yubel rolled her main eyes, then turned to see a girl with
lavender hair looking straight at her.
Looking straight at HER.
Strange, it's like she can see me...
After the helicopter landed, all the students were taken to the Duel Dome on the island, and each were handed uniforms of red, blue, and yellow colors.
"Welcome to Duel Academy," A bored voice spoke through the loudspeakers, "We have given you uniforms to socially divide you in between three dorms. Now presenting Chancellor Shepherd."
Suddenly the screen changed to reveal a bald person in another red-colored uniform, mocking all pre-concieved conventions of skill at this crappy school, and he held the world record for 'longest goatee'.
"Welcome to Duel Academy, and thank you for coming!" the bald guy spoke, "My name is Chancellor Shepherd. I'd come and see you in person, but I'm far too important for that."
As the Chancellor went on about how the Academy worked, Jaden decided to take a nap. Haruhi also decided to take his example.
However, they attracted the attentions of three sets of eyes from three different people.
"... and one more thing," The Chancellor announced, "This year, we're going to
start treating Slifers like we do Ras. That is, the kind of living conditions Slifers
usually endure will be upped to match those of the Ra Yellow students."
"YEAH!" Almost all of the Slifers cheered.
"Of course, we're still building your new dorm, which will be completed some time
this year, so you're still living in that toolshed," The Chancellor added.
The moment afterward was filled with the screen being pelted with various shoes, food items, and at least one Duel Disk.
"Yeah, yeah, whine all you want," Crowler groaned, "The janitor will clean it up, right?"
Turning, he saw the janitor had tied a rope around his neck and was now hanging from the upper platform.
"That's the easy way out, and you know it!" Crowler shouted, completely unaware that he was already dead.
-MEANWHILE, at the TOOLSHED -
"Well, this isn't all that bad," Jaden observed, "I mean, I can hang here."
"Wow, you're a bit of an optimist," Syrus, who had been assigned as Jaden's
roommate," noted.
"Yeah, it's one of my redeeming personality traits," Jaden smirked.
Suddenly, the Top Bunk squeaked a little. The occupant revealed himself, a giant fat man with the face of a koala.
"WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU!" The man roared.
"Syrus Truesdale," Syrus whispered
"Jaden Yuki," Jaden replied, "And you are?"
"MY NAME IS CHUMLY HUFFINGTON! I'M DA F*CKING BOMB! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE F*CKING GRADES!" Chumly growled, "AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SH*T!"
"Wow, you must be pretty pissed at that," Jaden observed.
"STFU, YOU F*CKING SACK OF SH*T!" Chumly replied, "Ah, who cares, This is the only episode I talk in."
Chumley turned over and pulled up his blanket.
"Nice dude," Jaden smiled.
Syrus sighed. This was going to be a long first day.
-Later that day…-
"This sucks! We have to attend classes on the first day?" Haruhi whined.
"I'm gonna kill the author!" Jaden shouted.
"Come on, we're only here for homeroom to get to know the teacher." Kyon said.
Calm down, Judai.
"It's Jaden!"
Kyon turned to him, "Are you insane?"
Creak. The door opened. A very depressed teacher walked in.
He had black spiky hair, and wore a kimono.
"Students, my name is Nozomu Itoshiki. Here in my class, we have random, non-math discussions, random killings that disappear the next day, and possibly a random episode where we all become magical girls!"
"Can I just take an F?" one student called.
"Of course not!" A girl walked in and stood next to Nozomu.
"Aw man, I though I'd be free in the redux!" Nozomu shouted.
He glanced back to the students, "Ahem, I mean, meet my assistant, Matoi."
With a glance at a paper stealth fully hidden in his kimono, he continued,
"We have various events planned, such as a baseball tournament, a football tournament, Track and Field Day, a big culture festival, a paintball tournament… Who the hell comes up with these sorry excuses for school events?"
-Finally after homeroom was done-
"So, this room will be the new headquarters for the SOS Brigade," Haruhi looked
around the room, smiling.
"Yeah, but what about new members?" Kyon sighed, "I'm sick with being the only
person that deals with your stupidity."
"Jaden already volunteered for membership," Haruhi replied, "Oh, and..."
Haruhi rushed out of the room, leaving Kyon alone for the tiniest moment, before
rushing back in with a very cute and very frightened looking red haired Slifer girl.
"This will be our mascot!" she shouted joyfully, "Our club needs a cute girl for
guys to join, and you just can't get any cuter than this!"
Kyon rolled his eyes.
"And she's got..." Haruhi smirked "... additional assets!"
GROPE.
"KYAAAAAAH!" The girl screamed, as Haruhi examined her... assets.
"Hey, get off of her!" Kyon pulled her away, "Geez, you don't need to scar
someone for LIFE!"
"What is going on?" The girl looked around the world... only to notice someone
sitting in the corner.
The same lavender-haired girl that was on the helicopter.
"Ah, I see," She calmed down, "Well, then, I think I'll be joining this... club."
"Great!" Haruhi cheered, "Welcome to the SOS Brigade, Ms..."
"Asahina. Mikuru Asahina," The girl smiled.
Haruhi shifted her eye to the lavender-haired girl.
"Excuse me, Ms..." Haruhi spoke to her.
"Yuki Nagato," The girl replied, "I would like to join."
"Oh, awesome, three persons in one day!" Haruhi smiled.
Kyon sighed, and performed his signature facepalm.
"Yare Yare."
END -CHAPTER 03
Authors notes:
SZG: Well, I haven't written up any author notes, so I have to make a point – E-Hero Galaxion is a fan-made card, as is Future Tech Brawler and Sound Kuriboh. I also written up most of this chapter.
Smittyboy: Well, I think I like where our redux edition is heading! I only did a small part on this, but I really enjoy working with a great author like SubZero. Continue reading!