Leo walked into McDonalds, his stomach growling. He ordered his usual- two fries, a mega-huge hamburger and a big size coke and carried his tray to a table nearby. As he started to unwrap his burger, he noticed a small Happy Meal box placed on his tray. Eyebrows knit; he took the content of the box out and found a "Mini Popcorn Machine" that, on pushing a small button on it, made popping sounds and imaginary popcorn.
Furious, he stormed up to the counter, completely ignoring the angry customers that had been waiting in line, and addressed the guy at the counter, Jay.
"Jay!" he shouted. "What is this?!"
"Uh, I'm guessing it's a Happy Meal?" Jay ventured.
"Yes! But I didn't order it!"
"Someone must've put it in there by mistake, then."
Leo gasped, "HOW DARE THEY PUT THIS…..THING IN MY TRAY!? Even looking at such poor mechanism is beneath me! I could make something a hundred times better than this in less than five minutes! And guess what!? It would make actual popcorn!"
Jay sighed, "Leo, I told you that someone must've put it in there by mistake! Please don't make such a big deal out of this!"
"But it is a big deal! Now, I want you to find out who did this…..AND I WANT THEM PUNISHED! Throw them in the dungeon!"
"Umm," Jay said. "We're McDonalds, we don't have a dungeon"
Leo gave Jay a how-can-you-not-have-a-dungeon-are-you-crazy look and said, "Well then, feed them rotten potatoes or tie rotten fish to their noses or make them drink coke till they explode! I. Don't. Care. Make them suffer! They're not worthy of working in McDonalds!"
He then waved a hand as if swishing an invisible cape, spun on one foot, turned and walked out like he owned the place. Behind his back, all the staff relaxed, sighed very loudly and moaned, "Leo!"