'I HATE THE WORLD SO MUCH! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!' I screamed into the sky, startling flock of birds that quickly flew away, terrified.

I was having my daily cutting spree using my claws. Rainbow blood flowed out but I didn't cry, aren't I sooooooooo much tougher than all the canons?

Anyways, I noticed that time suddenly froze because I can just sense things like that. I waved my hand and started it up again, and then an alien with four wings and rainbow quills for hair stepped into sight. He was radiating power and wisdom, but nothing compared to my perfectness.

I narrowed my eyes and summoned my powers, ready for battle. The alien just smiled.

'Hi Ellimist,' I said, cuz I could read minds and bend reality.

'Hi.' He replied 'I am in love with you.'

I gasped perfectly; I so did not see that coming! 'Oh Ellimist, that is so sweet of you!' Then tears started to form in my eyes, which turned dark blue. 'But my heart belongs to another.'

'Who?'

I named all the male characters in the series.

He looked so hot when he's disappointed, 'Oh, I see, is there anything that I can do for you then?'

I smirked, 'You can give me tons of powers and make me the seventh Animorph!'

'Alright, who cares about the rules of the game, anyway?' He clicked his fingers and I was suddenly in Cassie's barn, in the middle of an Animorphs meeting. Jake, Rachel, Marco, Cassie, Tobias, Ax, and Erek, who was visiting, were all instantly dazzled by my beautifulness.

'Hi guys!' I chirped, waving, 'Let us get something straight: You're all going to love me no matter what!'

'You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen!' Jake exclaimed immediately, Cassie looked hurt, but who cares about her when I'm around?

'Will you marry me?' Marco asked eagerly.

You are like a star who have fallen to Earth! Tobias exclaimed, Dazzling us lowly mortals with your unworldly radiance! We do not deserve this honour, to whom do we owe it to?

I smiled beautifully, I could tell that Rachel was angry at me for stealing her boyfriend, what a prep. 'I am Astrid Darkness Galaxy Celestine Angel (last name), but you may call me Astrid, Astri, Celeste, Galaxy, Dark Rose, Angel Tears, or Goddess of Light.'

Erek tilted his head, 'Why is all that necessary?'

He's in-character! I tried to use my mind-control powers but it didn't work! Maybe it's because he's an android. I stopped time, knocked Erek out, locked him in a closet, then came back out and started time again.

'So, which one of you should I date first?' I smirked and my eyes fell on Tobias.

'Oh no you don't!' Rachel snapped, standing protectively over him.

'Admit it, poser, you're just jealous of how incredibly beautiful and perfect I am!' I laughed, flipping my hair, which turned white with silver tips.

Rachel began to morph to grizzly bear, I waited patiently until she was finished and charging at me before morphing to a female Andalite. With sparkly black wings. And color-changing fur. And a lightsaber for the tailblade.

I beat her up so easily.

Crystalline tears flowed down my flawless cheeks, 'Why does everyone hate me so much? I'm so depressed!'

All the male Animorphs immediately came to my side, comforting me.

Rachel, how could you make Astri cry? Tobias said accusingly. Rachel gave me a death glare but I just smirked.

'I-I think I would l-like to be alone for a while...' I sniffed. The Animorphs obeyed my orders and left, though Jake and Marco had to drag Rachel with them.

I grinned and walked over to the closet, where I woke Erek up and looked at him greedily.

'What...do you want?' He asked, he tried to back away. I waved my hand and a gust of wind slammed the door shut, Erek's holographic eyes widened, he looked so cute when he's scared.

'It's obvious, isn't it?' I giggled insanely, 'I wuv you! Let's have inter-species you-know-what together!'

His eyes grew even wider, 'NO! PLEASE! NO!' He screamed and desperately tried to back away, I giggled and grabbed his wrists. 'PLEASE! ANYONE, SAVE ME!'

'No one's going to hear you scream, my Erekie-kins!' I laughed and did what I wanted.