"I see that your grades are high," Dr. Crabblesnitch says. "And according to your past schools, you were to."
"Hardy har har," Peter says sarcastically.
"Listen here, boy," Dr. Crabblesnitch says seriously. "This is a prestigious academy here, and we don't accept any funny business. There will be no drug use, assault, or violation here. If you violate any of these rules, we have no problem kicking you out of school.
"Dr. Crabblesnitch," Peter replies admittedly. "This is my last chance of ever being in school. I don't know what would ever happen to me if I screw up this time. I might suffer a slow and painful death. I just want to be a normal kid again."
"Trust me," Dr. Crabblesnitch replies. "We all want to be a normal human being. I don't want to see you in my office ever again. You got me?"
"I completely agree," Peter says.
After the talk with Dr. Crabblesnitch, Peter goes to the boys' dorm to freshen up.
As Peter walks to boy's dorm he notices that the girls' dorm is way bigger than the boy's dorm, which didn't make any sense considering the boys outnumber the girls 137-89.
"Hey, boys, check this out," A bully yells. "Jimmy Hopkins' boyfriend came to play!"
"Okay, dude, that's just messed up." Peter replies. "Who the fuck are you?"
"The name is Ryder Dwayne De La Hoya Martin, but you can call me your worst nightmare!"
"Wait, are your grandparents Pedro De La Hoya and Christy Martin?"
"Shut the fuck up, Peter. You're about to get it!" Ryder yells as he rams toward Peter like the school's mascot.
Just then, Ryder puts Peter into a chokehold and slams him onto the ground, putting him into the Wall of Jericho move. Suddenly, Peter retaliates, and slams his head onto the concrete pillar repeatedly, while the other bullies watch and cringe.
"Ah, shit!" Ryder yells. "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! I've had a-fucking-nuff, man!"
"I know," Peter says. "What makes you think messing with me was a good idea?"
Before Ryder could answer, a tremendous boy wearing a white dress shirt untucked emerges from the door of the boys' dorm, looking pretty fucking pissed.
"You are fucking dead, you piece of shit!" Jared yells. "Prepare to get, like, dead and shit! RAWRRRGH!
Jared Northrop punches Peter is the face.
"Hey!" An African-American authority figure yells out while the bullies run in terror. "What are you doing? What are you doing young boy? Why are you not in your uniform? Change immediately!"
"Ugh, shit. Why is everyone here so fake?"
Peter goes into the boys' dorm.