This is not yaoi so don't get any ideas and I don't own Gundam Wing!

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'Chapter 3'

'Disguises'

I pick up the book from the ground away from the group while they were chattering on how they got here. Obviously no one believed me on how they got here and neither bothered to pick it up off the floor. I picked it up and yelled out. "Shut up! Now there is a book that came with them, so lets get this started." Hehehe I like to yell. Yes, they were that loud and don't give me that crap that they weren't! They all turned to me and you can here a key drop. That is true because someone's key dropped and I saw it on the floor.

I went back to the group and sat down in the circle everyone was in. "I called all of you today is because I have only one room for one person besides my own bedroom that I already sleep in… so you guys choose who needs to stay with who." They all looked at each other. Out of the blue Ally yells out "I get Trowa!" While grabbing and yanking his arm.

"Oh yea, well if you got him I got Quatre." Rob retorts nodding his head with arms crossed. Don't ask but I have no idea why anyone else would want Quatre he would be the only one; everyone knows that they would die if someone else claims him. Oddly he looked at Al like he was mad at her. Everybody here is so dramatic.

"I want Wufei," Chris said casually not getting any real response from anyone. No big deal to any of us. (I roll my eyes). "I am not going anywhere with a onna." He stated glaring at her she glared back. "Don't ever call me that again, got that baka." She snarled, well good luck to you two. (Laughing out loud). "What in the hell is a onna anyway?" Everyone looked at me, poor me I am spending so much time with them I myself becoming dramatic; I was pulling my hair for God's sake! "You are so weird," Al stated.

"Well I can't take anyone my house is filled," Brian stated, he is thinking about his house with a lot of brothers and sisters that all love anime and would be cruel to the characters if they went there. They love Gundam Wing I can always count on them to tell me spoilers. If it's too good they won't tell me.

"Well if she's a fan then I will go with Jess," Duo said with wide eyes and a humongous smile and pointing at Jesse. Dang how on earth could they have been so quiet. I almost forgot they were there! "Hear that Lita he called me Jess." She squealed in delight and Duo just put fingers in his ears to block out the squeal. I don't blame him it was loud. I looked behind me at Heero and we just looked at each other, both knowing were stuck with each other. Dang he is so hot! Truth to be told I have crushes on Heero and Trowa. Done with that confession. Haha.

"I guess your homeless," I mischievously told him while smiling like the Grinch. "No! You wouldn't dare I will take him in." Aly yelled and I was again the only one who put her hands to her ears, while everyone suffered.

"No, that's alright, I'm going to take your room." He said flatly and turned to me and looking deadly at me. I am so glad I took away their weapons, or I might have already died. "Hell you are not," I yelled, he glared at me even more. "Then don't bother me unless it's an emergency or time to eat." He said slamming the door. I realized that before he left he had his famous laptop with him. I guess it went with the book. I turned to them with an evil smile on my face.

"Guess what I found," in a singsong voice with the evil smile still on my face. "I don't like that smile." Brian said obviously a little creeped out. "You characters need disguises and we need to fool the parents and fans. So out of this book I found spells how we can do that." Ignoring Brian's comment.

"Can you tell us more Wade?" Jesse asked. "Yes, I can." I said holding up the old book up again and everyone's eyes locked on it again. "With this book I can change their looks and put a spell on our parent's mind that a cousin is visiting or whatever. It would be very odd for your parents will wonder why or who knows when your new guest that they have never met, leaves their house and they look like the cartoon we all watch looks like them. Also to add that a cartoon that is really popular right now is walking down the street would be odd." I looked scary and when my friends caught on they even looked scarier. The G-Boys looked clueless.

"Who wants to change themselves first?" I asked looking around. "Would it hurt?" Quatre asked. "How should I know? You might lose a ear."

"Wuf man your going first," Duo said slamming his hand against his back making him lose his balance and fall on the floor.

"Alright Chris, you and I need to talk and Wufei's hehe fate." I said dragging my friend into the computer room missing what happened to Duo.

After a few minutes we come out laughing hysterically, we had to shut up but it was really hard not to laugh, until we saw Wufei. With him eyeing us suspiciously we recomposed ourselves. "Turn around in circles really really really fast." I instructed him. He does so with crossed arms and did it very fast. I heard Chris mumble the words under her breath, "expresso changeo," Odd that those were actually real words instead of a Harry Potter wizard words. Now he was going faster because of the spell that we could only see a blur, then slower and slower he got. It was so much for him that he fell on the floor with a big thug onto the ground and he was out for the count.

All of the guys gasped at what happened and all of us girls laughed so much we were having a hard time breathing. "What did you do to him?" Brian asked still shocked. Wulfei stayed on the floor and having a hard time getting up and struggling to get up because he was so dizzy. "Dang Wulf you look hot!" Duo exclaimed trying so hard not to laugh but failing miserably. I guess Wufei's eyesight was coming back to normal because he started to scream and touch his new body. He had a big round chest, round curves, a really thin body barely any muscle on him even though he does, and had long shiny black hair up in pigtails down to his waist.

He started to touch his chest and I had to hit every guy's head and his for that. "You stupid women what did you do to me?" He tackled me to the ground. I flipped him to get the upper hand and hands behind his back. How did I do that you ask? I brought up my feet and hit his chest knocking some air out of him, that's how. When I did he was out again by his chest. Hopefully he would stay down this time, who knew that guys liked their manhood that much?

"Next would be Quatre," I said eyeing mischievously. "I want him being a guy not a girl, Lita." Rob states at me, what did I do? I didn't do anything wrong I just turned a guy into a girl, what's wrong with that? Why all of the sudden he's glaring at me? It's not like I turned him into a girl, actually if I could I would. But come on give me some credit here, sheesh. Anyway…

"Alright spin Quatre, I promise this won't hurt." I told him and he started to spin like Wufei did. "Not a girl," he yelled shutting his eyes shut. Rob said the words and imagined what he would look like. He fell over just like Wufei. He had red spiky hair and brown eyes and a muscular body. He also had difficulty getting up. He looked like seventeen not fifteen. Right away I jumped on him and kissed his cheek and I got up saying it normal that he would be the hottest guy in school. He blushed as red as his hair. He gave me a hug still on the floor and very quietly he said thanks. I helped him up and he leaned on me for support. "Next."

Duo confidently walked up saying, "I will but don't turn me into a girl, alright?" Why are they telling me I am not the one deciding what they look like, it would be the people they are gonna live with. He started going around and Jesse asked me for the words again and I told her. She nodded then heard Duo say hurry up because he was getting dizzy. She then said the words he then was a blur. He looked exactly like me except skinner and two sizes bigger for the chest than I am. He got up steadily not doing it so fast and looked what happened. (long sigh) "You guys just had to do that didn't you?" He looked at us with sad puppy dog eyes. We both had long brown hair to our waist and brown eyes but he had blue and brown, I had brown and black.

Trowa just shook his head with a hand on his forehead and mumbled we're going to die here aren't we?" Alley started to pull on his other hand to the middle of the room and hugged him. She said "now go in circles." He did as was told and she said the words. Poor Trowa I really dislike knowing that we are going to change his looks. Oh well as long it's not me, I don't care, actually scratch that I do because he is really really hot!

After he was done going in circles he collapsed onto the floor. Damn he's face down on the floor and can't see him. He turned to us and we saw that he looked quite sophisticated. His hair looked like Carry Grant, Donald Trump, even my father with dark brown hair that looks like black. He had a lean body a very strong one I might add. He looked better than I pictured him to be.

Poor Wufei he is still unconscious on the floor, I tapped my friend Chris and told her maybe you should take him home. She agreed and told Brian to get him or rather her now. He agreed and picked her up bridal style and out the door. Before Chris went I told her I would call once I found a spell for the parents. She nodded agreeing and out she went.

I went back to everyone else once those three were gone, I said to them was this. "I guess Brian would be our contact person if anything would happen." They all agreed to that. We all decided to head to the mall later once we get everything setteled in. We all agreed knowing that it would be alright because all of our parents are at work or shopping.

When everyone left I went into my bedroom and found him sitting on my bed with my stuff animals behind him. "What do you want?" He asked not even looking up from the laptop on his bed. "Expresso changeo." I said at the door way without having my whole body inside the room. He looked up at me and gave me a funny look like I grew another head. "What?" He asked in a little high pitch voice while still giving me that look. "Hehe never mind." I falsely laughed and quickly shut the door. "Weird." He realized the high pitched voice and cleared his throat and thought to himself maybe he was catching something and went back to work.

I am so sorry this took so long. I found my story and I just forgot where I had it. Anyway I hope everyone still enjoys it. I have been very busy and sick and my dad uses the same computer and he works at home so I don't get it for a while. I hope my wonderful reviewers still like the story and are doing well. I am also sorry for my any English errors I can't be sued because I am only 17. Ha ha. I will try my best for another good chapter.

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