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OMG ur a vampire dats so sexi I am 2!"!"!"!"!"!" SeD zephra sexili den she put some of mike newtons blood in a glass and ate it. Exept his blood tasted like vomit so she three da blood thingy away n destroued mike newtons body thenOOMG. SHE zrelised edword wis SUPER SEXXIIIU. SO FEN dey started making out n Edwards face tasted like mike nuetons blood brcuzd it had mike nutons blud on it. Den da bilology teecher mr sexi was rellii nice si he didnt yell at dem 4 sexin in da clase...!'!?$$!$!$!))( aktually he joined in an deyy...HAD A 4sun. it wuz sexi. First edwort tokk off his vloths. First he tok offhis shirt to revele his enromeous 19-pack den took off his pants to show his MAN TJINGY witch was like 8 feet long. He jammd himslef in2 zepjyrass vjj den svreemed OMG! Zephurra immediately had a thingy. den mr sexi joined in hi only had a 8-packandd hi s man thingy was only like 2 ft long but he jammd it in2 zephyeas vjj at da same time edwrodss was in dere. It was,... SO SEXXI. den... MIKE NEWTOY RAPING ZEPHYTA AN JAMMD HINSELF IN 2! Omg creemd zepjyraa sadly den se kiked mike nuton in da nutz. His man thingy was like only 2 inches long an he had a -1828388 pack. Dat also meens he was reely, reeLY FAT. Z
Zeoghr see "UR A ASSHUL" den she killed mik buyton in his MIGINA. Fend, MIKEY TRUNED IN3 A WIMEn?! Anhe gave birth 2 ...RENESMEE!
"OMG DAYS MY BAYBY" creemd bell.
"NO ITS MINE" cryed mika. (his name was now mika cus he was a now a gurll).
Den,,,,, BELLA AN MIKA GOT IN A DETH MARCH!
DEY WEEE,,,,.
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FITIN 2 DA DETH!j
Bella kwikly killed mik nuwton she cut of his head choped up his body then frd it to a bunch of dogs. Den se reloised.,,,.,. DA DOGS WER AKTUSLLY WEREEOLFS!
Omg cryed zephyra da wertwolfs wer seci?! On of den was named jakob he was haute. He has a 8-pakc an huiuuuuuuiuiuge mussels dat were so huge. "I AM A WHEREWILF" he screemd tirning 2 a person. He wasa very sexi.
OMG U KILLED MIKE NEUWTON screemd Bella furiusly. She started killifng da worewolfs but den zephyra sed "omg DONT dey are to sexi o kill!?"! So da wereeolfs were forever indebted to Zephyra becuz she had saved der life's.