All was quiet, nobody was outside, and the only noise came from the sprinklers and birds. It was the perfect day to just chill. Unless you're me right now. The silence was broken as me and Lulu charged out the house, a tin of cookies in my arms. Behind me was Lincoln, but his pupils were surrounded by red irises, his teeth razor sharp and he had a maniac grin to his face.

"GIVE ME THE COOKIES!" He bellowed. In case you're wondering, Mrs Loud had baked some cookies for dessert and charged me and Lulu to keep it from the other Loud siblings. They go dingbat crazy over them, even Lisa and Lucy. Right now, we're trying to lose Lincoln. Which is easier said than done when he has the endurance of a psychopath. Talk about the strength of the insane.

We ducked and weaved our way through back gardens, doubling back when we lost him so as to confuse him. Fortunately, this worked and we were Lincoln free. But we most probably had the rest searching for us and these cookies. So the question remained: Where to hide them. A minute later, it came to me. We could hide out in the Santiago's house, if they found us, Lori and Lincoln would most likely defend their boy/girlfriend. But we had to move quickly.

We got there and knocked furiously, and were answered by Ronnie Anne. Before she could say anything, we stormed inside, closing the door behind us. "Ronnie, you got to help us!" I cried.

"Why is Lincoln a girl?" she asked. Oh, right. We forgot to introduce Lulu to her.

"Actually I'm his long lost twin, Lulu." The two girls exchanged pleasantries, until Bobby walked in.

At sight of the tin, he freaked. "Mrs Loud's cookies? In my home? Have you two gone nuts?"

"Bobby, we need you and your sister to hide us." I told him.

He just shook his head. "It's no use Storm. Mrs Loud gave me those cookies to keep them away from the Loud's, and hoped that Lori wouldn't hurt me." He took out his phone and showed us a picture of Lori, in a similar state to Lincoln, tackling him. "Sadly, she would do anything for those cookies."

Well so much for that plan. But then I got an idea. "Ronnie, can you take these cookies to the attic in the Loud house. Me and Lulu will run around, hopefully drawing the rest to us." Before she could say something, I shoved the treats into her arms. After that, me and the white haired girl dashed out and acted like the tin was with us. After a full half hour, we rendezvous with Ronnie in the LH attic.

"Strange, we didn't see them." Lulu pointed out ask I took the tin back. A moment later, I felt something drip on me, then again. I looked up and saw a pair of red eyes of a certain rock fanatic.

"GIVE ME THE SWEETNESS!" Luna screeched.

She jumped at us but I threw a creepy electric Santa into her. But she tore it a new one. "Santa isn't getting cookies this year. I AM!"

The three of us made a beeline for downstairs and cleverly dodged a trap made by Luan, who got caught up in it when Luna tried to follow us but crashed into both Luan and the trap.

We got outside. "That was too close for comfort." I panted.

"Tell me about it." Ronnie agreed. We cringed at the sound of a motor turning on, and I half expected Lola and her little pink car. But I was surprised to see a red eyed, sharp teethed Lily on a motor bike, wearing a pike helmet which had an Iron Cross painted on it. Oh the irony.

"Verdammt." I said before we ran for it. Thankfully Lily's tiny legs couldn't reach the peddles. But before we knew it, we had Vanzilla chasing us, with all Eleven Louds, red eyed and sharp teethed with maniac grins.

Ronnie, Lulu and I took shortcuts to other streets but somehow, Vanzilla managed to follow us or get there before us. I'm pretty sure by now we're a good hour's drive from LH. Then I saw the mall, we could get lost in there and hopefully, they too. We ran in, followed by the other Loud siblings. We managed to lose Luna in the music store, Laun in the Comedy Lounge, Lisa in the electric store, Lynn and Lana in the sport store, Leni and Lori in the clothes store, Lincoln in the comics store, Lucy in the dark fiction section of the book store, Lola in the girl section of the toy store and Lily in the baby section of the toy store. Thinking we distracted them, since we're too scared to check, we snuck out.

"What is wrong with your family?" I asked Lulu when we got out.

"Hey I just met them two weeks ago!" She retaliated.

After an hour and a half of walking, we saw the Loud House in sight, and it's close to dinner time too. Suddenly, the ground began shaking, and a robot that seems to be made from Vanzilla came up the road, and guess who was piloting the monster? That's right, the Loud siblings.

"We tried to be reasonable Storm." Shouted Lisa.

"No you haven't" I pointed out.

"Oh, right. NOW HAND THEM OVER!" and so the Louds chased us.

Then it came to me. "Ronnie, this is our fight, me and Lulu will handle this." The girl ran home. "Lulu, help your parents set up dinner, I'm going to help build up an appetite."

And that's how I found myself being chased by a robot through multiple backyards. Then my watch beeped six, it was dinner time. Changing direction, I ran right to the house, in through the door and set the cookies on the kitchen counter. I was scared out of my wits when I turned around and saw all eleven pursuers behind me.

"Kids, dinner's ready." Saved by the bell.

All eleven of them turned back to normal and went to eat. After we ate, dessert was brought out, and whilst me, Lulu, Mr and Mrs Loud each had one, the rest tore through ten cookies each like a pack of animals. This is one crazy family – and a cookie landed on my head.

"Wait – no – please! Arrgg! Not my arm! Lola please stop biting my leg – GAH!"